Here's an effort to keep some of us amused while we wait for a resolution on the server problem.

I bring you D&D related jokes!

Part 1: The Candle

How many Gnomes does it take to light a candle?
A. Just one, but it only 'appears' to be lit.

How many Halflings does it take to light a candle?
A. You mean you'd trust a halfling with your candle?

How many Elves does it take to light a candle?
A. Three: one to sing, one to dance, and one to actually light it.

How many Dwarves does it take to light a candle?
A. Three: One to count the money, one to check for secret panels, and one to actually light the darn thing.

How many Half-elves does it take to light a candle?
A. Surprisingly, only one. It turns out that half-elves are good for something after all.

How many "candles" can Velah light at once on the Plane of Night?
A. Usually twelve, but sometimes there are less adventurers present.

Part 2: The Tavern
An elf, a human and a dwarf are all enjoying drinks in a tavern when each notices a fly in his glass.
The elf pushes it off to the side with an expression of disgust.
The human removes the fly and resumes drinking.
The dwarf pulls out the fly and starts yelling, "Spit it out, ye bastard! Spit it out!"

An orc walks into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says: "Nice pet. Where'd you get it?"
"Oh, I just found it in a random encounter" the parrot replies.

Two halflings walk into a bar.
The human steps over it.


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