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  1. 01-07-2010, 07:30 AM #1
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    Default Favorite Dungeon Master Text

    I would like to know your favorite Dungeon Master text. My favorite is:

    ...but he is no hobgoblin! (Tangleroot Gorge Quest)
  2. 01-07-2010, 07:49 AM #2
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    As stated in the DM thread, "Somebody, Anybody, please, help"...Cry for Help....
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    "It doesn't take a Kalashtar......"

    From Greymoon

    "Gimping along since February 2006"....
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    Well there is that one part in Redwillow .... regarding um "something" being "cleansed" that always make me snicker.
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    "Welcome traveller, you will learn to call this place home"
    Tomb of Wizard King
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    There's a Fire Reaver in the library! --Coyle
    Officer of The Band of the Shifting Sands
    Bluntzen Herk Kalashtar Jamira Kaminagi Linwei Minimurg Murgatroyd Sesshomaru
    He who controls the present, controls the past. He who controls the past, controls the future. --George Orwell
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    The lighthouse: Recovering the lost tome

    (Dungeon Master): The librarian cheerfully agrees to show you his collection. He leads you below the tower, then motions you closer to speak.

    this always sounds dirty to me for some reason. in a creepy old man kinda way. mebe like the old dude off family guy.
    I am roleplaying. My toons are zergers.

  8. 01-07-2010, 08:02 AM #8
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    --
    Last edited by calvinklien; 01-09-2010 at 03:12 AM.
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  9. 01-07-2010, 08:11 AM #9
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    "The tactician looks up from his troop roster. You're not on it though, so he snarls and wades into battle." - Tangleroot

    "I was beginning to think we wouldn't get to play." - Shadow Crypt

    "What is this? I should be on Shavarath!" - DDO players for the 8 months before DDO:EU

    Basic, universal rogue build advice
    "Not in the face! Not in the faaaaaace!"
  10. 01-07-2010, 08:21 AM #10
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    "We beat them off ... this time." - after saving the guy from the Sauhagin (sp?)

    (Please dont ask me to remember the name of that Korthos Island Quest but when it comes to sounding dirty .. )
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    "or Kill him!"

    Coalescense Chamber
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    Quote Originally Posted by Syrbryce View Post
    "or Kill him!"

    Coalescense Chamber
    It cracks me up in the Coal Chamber when he talks in that nasaly voice.
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    "With the loses of the Mindsunders power
    the Dragon reasserts his will... And looks very annoyed." ~ Misery's Peak

    and another favorite...

    You cannot have a DM Text thread without it so...

    "You must not leave until you FREE ARLOS!" ~ Waterworks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cedwin View Post
    It cracks me up in the Coal Chamber when he talks in that nasaly voice.

    Yeah and how he knows we won't "talk to him" so just do 'it your way" - Kill him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Syrbryce View Post
    "or Kill him!"

    Coalescense Chamber
    "Oh you not going to listen to me anyway.... so... just do what you want..."
    later on in the Coalescence Chamber...
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    "I'll kill you, KILL YOU ALL!! And then he dies, effectively calling his own bluff." YarYar and the DM from Irestone Inlet.

    You know we need a new quest that YarYar comes back as some form of undead just to take revenge for the Inlet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bekki View Post
    "You must not leave until you FREE ARLOS!" ~ Waterworks

    best quote in the game ..





    (didn't have enough letters (or the inclination )to make 'and gather your party members at the exit!')
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    It's not really DM text - but I love talking to the random Kobolds in STK Pt II.

    "Me magic you in face!"


    Just makes me smile each and every time.
    Exit, pursued by a bear. ~ William Shakespeare (stage direction from The Winter's Tale)

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  19. 01-07-2010, 09:11 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Murgatroyd View Post
    There's a Fire Reaver in the library! --Coyle
    Whenever I hear this I think of Mirta zerging east 2
    Teth - Ascendance

    Old School n00b that used to be pretty good at the game.
  20. 01-07-2010, 09:14 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Memnir View Post
    but I love talking to the random Kobolds in STK Pt II.

    "Me magic you in face!"
    Well if you're going to bring up that, in STK as well "Hobgob food is Kobold! Kobold!"
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