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    Well sports fans thanks for tuning into the big game. Its been a tough one for Turbine development team. They've taken some rough shots.

    They had the ball and were marching down the field seemingly to an easy win when out of nowhere, for a vast and mysterious reason, they stalled out. Its now 4th and long with only 2 seconds left on the clock they've got to go big if they want to win. Let's get the play by play.

    Kate takes the snap from her rock solid center Flimsy and drops back into the pocket. Her wideouts Tolero and Tarrant are streaking down the field trying to get open.

    Uh oh the pocket is collapsing and Kate is starting to scramble. Looks like she's gonna get sacked.... no wait Keeper throws a block from no where allowing Kate to break free. She spins to the left and ducks a flying tackle looks down field to find her two shining stars.

    Looks like she's got an opening and heaves the ball to the back of the end zone. Both Tolero and Tarrant are there they leap for the ball among a mass of defenders and.......

    You'll have to wait on Mod 9 for the outcome

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    And................The ref throws a flag.

    Holding.... number 29

    5 yard penalty repeat 4th down.
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    This team needs heart. Heart.


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    Its a good thing that the Dev's dont play for the Lions-or we would already know the outcome of Mod. 9!

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    Quote Originally Posted by skyking613 View Post
    And................The ref throws a flag.

    Holding.... number 29

    5 yard penalty repeat 4th down.
    Fernando always Holding when it is important, LMAO
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    Default You can't Shanahan the Shanahan!!

    Nice!

    I dropped Kate from my fantasy "fantasy" football team a long time ago...I hope that she makes me regret it later.

    Maybe I can pick her up from the free agency list later


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    Quote Originally Posted by RavenStormclaw View Post
    Well sports fans thanks for tuning into the big game. Its been a tough one for Turbine development team. They've taken some rough shots.

    They had the ball and were marching down the field seemingly to an easy win when out of nowhere, for a vast and mysterious reason, they stalled out. Its now 4th and long with only 2 seconds left on the clock they've got to go big if they want to win. Let's get the play by play.

    Kate takes the snap from her rock solid center Flimsy and drops back into the pocket. Her wideouts Tolero and Tarrant are streaking down the field trying to get open.

    Uh oh the pocket is collapsing and Kate is starting to scramble. Looks like she's gonna get sacked.... no wait Keeper throws a block from no where allowing Kate to break free. She spins to the left and ducks a flying tackle looks down field to find her two shining stars.

    Looks like she's got an opening and heaves the ball to the back of the end zone. Both Tolero and Tarrant are there they leap for the ball among a mass of defenders and.......

    You'll have to wait on Mod 9 for the outcome
    come on now......they live in Mass we all now how they do it down there. The kicker wins the games for em but the QB gets all the money and fame. Oh and thier coach likes to film hand signals.
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    "Well, you know, every time you hit a monster and do damage, you knock down its Health Points! But every time he hits you, your Health Points go down. So what a smart player does, is get the monsters health points to zero before the monster kills him!"

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    Is this thread yet another attempt to paint an unrealistically gloomy picture of the state of DDO, because it's not up to snuff according to a small, forum-dwelling cadre of content-burning (wannabe and otherwise) power-gamers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellllboy View Post
    Its a good thing that the Dev's dont play for the Lions-or we would already know the outcome of Mod. 9!
    Are you sure?
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    Quote Originally Posted by branmakmuffin View Post
    is This Thread Yet Another Attempt To Paint An Unrealistically Gloomy Picture Of The State Of Ddo, Because It's Not Up To Snuff According To A Small, Forum-dwelling Cadre Of Content-burning (wannabe And Otherwise) Power-gamers?
    Lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by branmakmuffin View Post
    Is this thread yet another attempt to paint an unrealistically gloomy picture of the state of DDO, because it's not up to snuff according to a small, forum-dwelling cadre of content-burning (wannabe and otherwise) power-gamers?
    Bran man I usually side with you but to answer your question: NO! It is a fun play off of the whole tailgate party thing! You know you tailgate for, mostly, football games. I was having some fun and nothing more. You read to much into it. Take it at face value.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RavenStormclaw View Post
    Bran man I usually side with you but to answer your question: NO! It is a fun play off of the whole tailgate party thing! You know you tailgate for, mostly, football games. I was having some fun and nothing more. You read to much into it. Take it at face value.
    better yet he can just take it IN the face

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    Quote Originally Posted by RavenStormclaw View Post
    Bran man I usually side with you but to answer your question: NO! It is a fun play off of the whole tailgate party thing! You know you tailgate for, mostly, football games. I was having some fun and nothing more. You read to much into it. Take it at face value.
    Well, OK, then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RavenStormclaw View Post
    Bran man I usually side with you but to answer your question: NO! It is a fun play off of the whole tailgate party thing! You know you tailgate for, mostly, football games. I was having some fun and nothing more. You read to much into it. Take it at face value.
    Pssh...


    As if Bran would have the first clue about football.

    Or a party for that matter. Well....maybe Tuperware and Avon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jondallar View Post
    better yet he can just take it IN the face
    Better watch it Jond. Lil guys likely to think your making him some kind of offer....
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    Quote Originally Posted by bandyman1 View Post
    Pssh...


    As if Bran would have the first clue about football.

    Or a party for that matter. Well....maybe Tuperware and Avon.
    Nice..... cutting edge sarcasm by Bandy check

    Now my day is complete

    Btw gotta any beers for the end of this game?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RavenStormclaw View Post
    Nice..... cutting edge sarcasm
    If a spoon can be said to have a cutting edge, sure.

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