*cue bass drum*
Ghallanda Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(background singer: Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Cheat Death Capstone Developer
(Mr. Cheat Death Capstone Developerrrrrr)
You wanted to reward a player for sticking to his class for 20 levels. You want to help rogues deal with the fact that they're more fragile than other melees. And you did it...after they're already dead.
(shouldn't have gotten yourself killed anywaaaaaay)
Epic Dodge? No. Sneak Attacks on undead or constructs? No. A rez on top of the rez the cleric is going to throw you anyway? You betcha!
(regretting those 2 fighters levels now, aren't youuuuuuu?)
Like a driver whose solution to an odd engine noise is to turn up the radio, you deftly address the symptom, and not the cause. But hey, they're just rogues!
(shoulda rolled a ranger)
So crack open an ice cold Ghallanda Light, oh Captain of the Capstones and don't forget to close that barn door...the horse has bolted.
(Mr. Cheat Death Capstone Developerrrrrrr!)
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05-20-2009, 05:02 PM #1Community Member
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Ghallanda Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
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05-20-2009, 05:06 PM #2Community Member
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nice formGhallandaish
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05-20-2009, 05:08 PM #3Community Member
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Nicely done!
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05-20-2009, 05:10 PM #4
Let me show you how much iced Thelanis you get for one iced Ghallanda Light.... calorie wise.
Casual DDOaholic
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05-20-2009, 05:11 PM #5Community Member
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Lol
Nicely done!
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05-20-2009, 05:16 PM #6Founder
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I'm Aesop and I approve this message
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Rule 2: Its all small stuff
Rule 3: People are stupid. You, me everyone... expect it
more rules to come in a different sig
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05-20-2009, 05:18 PM #7Beauty of the Beasts
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Lol
Niice.. How many other's heard the music and the guy from Survivor singing?
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05-20-2009, 05:20 PM #8Community Member
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I <3 cheat death, it's like a worse version of a level 8 cleric spell
you mister dev sir are indeed a man of true genious...Arannel, Aqueous, Cocobolo, Arboreous, Erudirion, Congruous, and Cogs
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05-20-2009, 05:21 PM #9Community Member
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Congratulations, you have won the internet. Well played, sir.You may know me as: Gannot, Gonnet, Gunnet, Ginnet, Gaxxat, Gennot, Gannut, Gxnnxt, Horseface, Izzayhay, Pailmaster, Artifactual, Gynnet and/or Barred. What? I like alts.
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05-20-2009, 05:22 PM #10Hamfather
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lol that's awesome
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05-20-2009, 05:25 PM #11Community Member
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I was singing it and hearing the guy in my head...
Originally Posted by Longshot7
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05-20-2009, 05:36 PM #12Community Member
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*golfclap*
Your love of rogues is admirable to say the least, Draccus.Sohryu ~ Raven's Guard ~ Orien
Originally Posted by Lynnabel
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05-20-2009, 07:08 PM #13Community Member
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+1 for Ghallanda
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05-20-2009, 07:13 PM #14Community Member
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Hilarious. Nice work
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05-20-2009, 07:14 PM #15Community Member
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Darn, I shouldn't have taken those two lvls of ranger on my rogue...
I get to miss people making fun of me, REROLL!
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05-20-2009, 07:17 PM #16Community Member
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How do you really feel about it?
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Co-Leader, Ghallanda ReRolled Originally Posted by Tarrant
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05-20-2009, 07:51 PM #17Community Member
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Twas a 'ting-a-beauty...well done!
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05-20-2009, 08:52 PM #18Community Member
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it's like "Well, they are Rogues and yes they are very squishy. No matter how they're played they're going to die. I know, let's give them an ability to res themselves so Clerics won't have to rez them anymore. It's like they can cheat death even though they still died, I love it!" Originally Posted by Draccus
"Nuke 'm or Die!"
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05-20-2009, 09:22 PM #19Community Member
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as dreseks clerical follower I approve of cheat death now.
Arannel, Aqueous, Cocobolo, Arboreous, Erudirion, Congruous, and Cogs
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06-25-2009, 07:44 AM #20Founder
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Love it.../bump
"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Draccus again."Last edited by Psyk0sisS; 06-25-2009 at 07:49 AM.
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