Fatboy's All About To Be Kung Fu Fighting

[Kistilan]

*Puts on a Record and starts to scratch to a new and improved Fatboy Slim Song*

something that will make you shout
make you play outside the Shroud
and make you post "Looking For Monks" about
so zergers gather 'round (right 'round)
i'll pick you up take you on a quest pound-for-pound
'cuz i'm the only player who'll please ya
i got a little ki, something that'll tease ya
so throw those shurikens up high (come on)
shake your kamas and move from side to side (that's right)
cuz we just begun -- party people in the Harbor, yeah we're having fun
oh yeah i'm gonna be leading as the big star
i'm gonna lay hands on and go woo-hah!!!
cuz the Mod gets exciting (come on)
when everybody's Kung Foo fighting

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting - hunh (come on, hoo-hah)
Those kids were fast as lighhing - ha (woo-chop)
In fact it was a little bit frightening - hunh (huh-huh-huh)
But they fought with expert timing. - ha

Sing it gurl

Sexy Kung Foo Fighter
Let me take you higher
i got the moves baby
single kung foo fighter
rolls you higher

Aaaaw yeah!

There's bright lights on and all the kobolds fell (so what?)
A kung foo fighter casting a disco ball spell?
he's out to take his chance
he goes for the moneys in the house K and he goes on forum rants (he's been warned)
he's got a white suit on fight pants on and the kite'n has just begun
cuz when he lays hands on the dial
a ladies zerg'n man with a nice ki-style
and right before his eyes
sees another evil thing looking real sly (so sly)
he wants to make the kill-count twitch to score
so he takes the rogue out and and leads the remaining party of four
he's giving them line after line
He tells them that he's uber n his zodiac dragon sign
they see the man's perfect ninja timing
just like when he's kung foo fighting

Sing it gurl

Sexxxy Kung Foo Fighter
Let me take you higher

kung foo fighters everywhere
throw those hands in the air
the time has come to turn it out
everybody let me hear you shout
1-2 kobolds, Do the Kung Foo

SHOUT: 1-2 kobolds, Do the Kung Foo!

Say 3-4 kobolds on the floor

SHOUT: 3-4 kobolds on the floor!

Come on 1-2 kobolds, Do the Kung Foo

SHOUT: 1-2 kobolds, Do the Kung Foo!

Say 3-4 kobolds on the floor

SHOUT: 3-4 kobolds on the floor!

One more time
roundhouse kick karate chop, too
i'm gonna teach you all the kung foo
its an Eberron thing that's what i'm saying
while the retro disco ball's extended and playing
gonna make you shout, make you beg "No-More!"
so turn your party chat mic off 'cuz you just swore (come on girl)
So boys and girls you know what to do
Roll those newbs up and do the kung foo!

[Kistilan]

You kids got no Gung Fu.

Seriously a ton of you all clogging up the Harbor Rats. How in the world are we ever going to keep them out of the Marketplace Proper? You keep lett'n them in with those lightning fast moves!

[ebt-dnd]

I would do some kung foo fighting, but it looks like I am not allowed to create another character. So it looks like I essentially need to delete a lot of characters to get a chance at it...