Keith Baker Developer of Eberron Answers The Tough Questions about D&D 4th Edition!

[dragnmoon]

This is soo freaking funny... Found it on Keith Bakers Web site...

Here at Bossy the Cow, we're not afraid to ask the tough questions. Questions like:


WHAT'S THE BIGGEST SURPRISE IN FOURTH EDITION DUNGEONS & DRAGONS?

1. All the product placement. "Haste" spell changed to "Do the Dew™".

2. Now 80% Dungeons, 20% Dragons

3. Chinese gold farmers can get you to 20th level in 6 days!

4. Iron rations are made out of PEOPLE!

5. Revolutionary new THAC1 system! (It's one higher, isn't it?)

6. Traditional elves replaced by Keebler elves. Drizzt now a renegade fudge elf who wields twin graham crackers.

7. Twenty-part adventure path requires heroes to "Save the Cheerleader… save the Realms."

8. New version actually DOES drive kids to Satan.

9. New system actually based on popular "Dumb & Dumber" franchise.

10. How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 1d8+2. And a crunch.

11. Combat system abandons primitive dice in favor of cool "Wii"-mote.

12. Iconic characters from PHB replaced by the PCs from Order of the Stick

13. And of course…

Don't you mean "KEITH BAKER'S D&D 4th Edition"?

[Mockduck]

That's really funny!

[dragnmoon]

Lol... dug up one of my dead thread?.. lol