Nothing too serious in here, but if it were possible, I would pay for these items without blinking an eye...
SUMMONS REPELLANT - For some reason, every time someone summons a hezrou, it seems to develop a fixation on me. Without fail, if there is combat going on, the hezrou will automatically teleport to exactly where I am standing and start fighting whatever I'm engaged with or trying to target at the moment, blinding me in the process. I might as well be hit with a double dose of Obscuring Mist, lol. Bearded Devils are a close second in this regard, but at least they are small enough to see around. Summons have zero respect for personal space, and they defy physics to boot!
ZOOM LOCK - How do you artificially make jumping & navigation tasks more challenging? Why, you suddenly zoom the screen while in mid-jump or flight! Yes, what could be more disruptive than removing the view of your feet right when you are about to land on that tiny ledge! Or that sudden close-up of your shoulderblades as you are sailing towards your target? With ZOOM-LOCK (Patent Pending), the view you start with is the view that you end up with! Get yours today!
Take my money for this stuff, I will give it to you freely.