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    Question The eternal question

    Who would win in a fight:

    Caveman versus Astronaut?

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    cave men they have weapons

    but in space astronaut they can live

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lleren View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisgina39 View Post
    cave men they have weapons

    but in space astronaut they can live
    Why can't the astronaut have weapons?

    What's a caveman doing in space?

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    This is like comparing HOrc (Cavemen) to Drow (Astronaut), so in a hand to hand fight, the caveman would win
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    The ninja.
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    The astronaut of course...'cause who would fire his "LASER"

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    Caveman for sure. Human physique has lessen in the last few centuries. Astronauts are generally overall fit. I would assume cavemen would be huge in comparison. It may not be intelligent but in hand to hand it's a dump stat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marcus-Hawkeye View Post
    Caveman for sure. Human physique has lessen in the last few centuries. Astronauts are generally overall fit. I would assume cavemen would be huge in comparison. It may not be intelligent but in hand to hand it's a dump stat.
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    The astronaut of course...'cause who would fire his "LASER"

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    So a Barbarian Caveman or a Ranger Astronaut? Hmm...
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    so... I'd have to say "draw".


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    Quote Originally Posted by axlett View Post
    This is like comparing HOrc (Cavemen) to Drow (Astronaut), so in a hand to hand fight, the caveman would win
    I will give you that, in hand to hand the Caveman would win.

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    The ninja.
    Oh, he's there... waiting.
    Not sure if Ninjas are involved, but then again I could be wrong.

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    The astronaut of course...'cause who would fire his "LASER"

    PEWPEWPEW FTW!
    See there is no reason why the Astronaut could not have weapons, yet he may not either.

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    so... I'd have to say "draw".

    And yes it could all go horrible wrong in the end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by krissonofpark View Post
    Not sure if Ninjas are involved, but then again I could be wrong.
    Ninja are always involved.
    Always.
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    Rock. . . oh wait wrong game

    but seriously i think that the caveman would win, think about if fred flinstone and george jetson had a smackdown who would win. . . caveman! yah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Memnir View Post
    Ninja are always involved.
    Always.
    except for when there are pirates. . .cuz then the pirates kill all the ninjas

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    In a purely hand to hand battle in a neutral enviorment I would say the caveman would win.

    Reasons:

    Caveman is very instinctual brutal not unlike an animal. To him it would be all or nothing in battle.

    Astronauts are physically fit and intelligent (usually) but as far as killer instincts go I think they fall short.

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    Quote Originally Posted by invrstprkin View Post
    except for when there are pirates. . .cuz then the pirates kill all the ninjas
    And yet, ninjas were involved... which proves my point that they are always involved. Always.
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    Quote Originally Posted by krissonofpark View Post
    Not sure if Ninjas are involved
    Of course, that's the point. You wouldn't know they were involved...until it was too late.
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    Chuck Norris would win. End of discussion!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mws2970 View Post
    Chuck Norris would win. End of discussion!
    Agree'd Chuck FTW.


    But seriously-in a hypothetical world where Chuck did not exist-id still go with the Caveman.

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    The astronaut, because in all likelihood, he's a MARINE. (IE: John Glenn)
    Or another Military Officer, IE: Navy or Air Force.

    And therefore would be Highly Trained in Hand to hand combat, as well as survival
    And improvised weapons... Never thought about that one did you...?
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