Need help playing with myself…

[AyumiAmakusa]

Best title ever

Indeed. I was too distracted to even read the post. What was the question again?

[Dulcimerist]

I had intended to do this when I got an email from Kathy, but it blew up my computer...

[Timber]

Some advice I found on the Internets (with a few edits):

Playing with yourself is one of the easiest ways to express your personality while giving yourself extreme enjoyment. It is a form of gameplay that you perform with yourself that brings you to cap. Most people admit to playing with themselves on a fairly regular basis, and it is nothing to be ashamed of. It is a natural fact of gaming, and has been going on for years.

While playing with yourself can theoretically involve another person (a hireling), most people think of it as a very private act. Playing with yourself allows us a healthy way to explore our game world and to release tension without all the risks associated with group play. Not to mention the fact that it is simply enjoyable.

Usually it starts in the teenage years but grows as your age does. There is more opportunity to play with yourself when you are older, as well as more options and techniques that you may be more familiar with as you become more experienced. Techniques are discussed in detail here, some that you may have heard about, but others that you may be willing to try.

You should try all of them, what do you have to lose? If you find one that doesn’t work for you then move on to the next until you find something that absolutely blows your mind. Be bold and daring, try a technique that you have never considered.

We will show you general playing with yourself tips and a "how to" guide that will explain in detail all the ways to better your path to cap. Both men and women will find this very helpful, especially if haven’t learned the finer points of the innovative techniques available out there. They include store bought items and many new and different play styles you may not be aware of.

Playing with yourself can be exhilarating, stirring, and electrifying if you let it be, so go ahead, find some new moves and techniques, and most of all, find yourself. Do what makes you feel satisfied while giving yourself a whole new excitement.

I think I love you :P

[PeWBOOMPeW]

:O I wanna put this on FailBlog, REALLY badly.

[AylinIsAwesome]

Best. Thread. Ever.

[Culver.Civello]

After that title, I couldn't find myself to even read the rest. O.o Something about a support build. Erm... Bard? Or Get halfelf and use bard wands or something with a rogue or something... If you don't want to buy... then um, BARD! XD