DDO Cocktail Hour, Episode 12, “Clankenbeard! Bring out the Gimp!”

[Samiusbot]

Warning: No… I really mean it this time. This show is pretty silly! Very little educational content is contained within this show! If you are looking for hard-hitting news, (or at least someone who knows the difference between a raid and a quest) please refer our parent show: The DDO Cast. Otherwise sit back, relax, grab your favorite cocktail whatever that might be, and enjoy as we explore the lighter side of Dungeons and Dragons Online, Eberron Unlimited!


This week, Lessah and Samius welcome Clankenbeard to the show! The team talks about RPG quips in real life, swapping your gender in game, DDO Internet lingo, and half-orc females… Rawr? Some info goes out about the Mother of All Treasure Hunts Part Deaux and MORAH makes a surprise appearance! Thanks so much for listening!


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Intro:
What are you drinking?
What are you up to?
Samius is my #1 MyDDO Friend
Lessah European Vacation! (Celebs: AggDDO & Brannigan Foehammer)
Twitter: Clanky’s RPG Quips
Twitter: Lessah’s Gender swapping in game!
Forums: Samius, To Bluff or Not To Bluff, That is the question!
Forums: Lessah, Internet lingo and you.
POP QUIZ!
INTERLOPER GUEST
EMAILS!
MATH-part 2 teaser
Outro& Toast


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[Clankenbeard]

FIRST!

Guys, that show was great. Truly the best guest ever. And that song...Hi-Frickin'-Larious! Thanks for the song Morah. It didn't really accentuate all of my high points. Check that. I guess that those may actually be my most positive attributes.

Now all of you follower of mine, post something in here. I want to see this Cocktail Hour as the one most responded to on the forums. Do it! I am trying to convince Lessah that Clanky may be her most valuable asset. Wait a tick. I'm a special guest host next week. That should be the most repsonded to. Dangit. Okay. Okay. We can work with this. Make THIS the most "posted about" show until next week. Then do the same for THAT show. You know what? You better write that down.

Mother of All Treasure Hunts part Deux development starts tonight! The old one is still at www.DDohunt.com but you can't finish it anymore 'cause Turbine charged up soooo much stuff. If'n you guys have any glorious ideas for how this one should work, jot 'em down. There will be a forum thread started by Lessah very shortly.

So, in thinking further (like I ever actually started) about the podcast, why would Anne Trent marry a German named Sigfried? Something went on in that attic that wasn't covered in the novel. Confused? LISTEN TO THE SODDING PODCAST!

[Lessah]

Mother of All Treasure Hunts part Deux development starts tonight! The old one is still at www.DDohunt.com but you can't finish it anymore 'cause Turbine charged up soooo much stuff. If'n you guys have any glorious ideas for how this one should work, jot 'em down. There will be a forum thread started by Lessah very shortly.

WHAT!!! I am starting a thread?!?
Uh... ok.

Oh, if anyone wants to chase clues for fun at the old treasure hunt website questions #4 and #5 are unsolveable.

#4 Answer: Shield
#5 Answer: Serendipity

The last clue is not solveable either, email me for the answer if you want it!
lessah@ddococktailhour.com

[Mockduck]

That was a really great show and the song is amazing.

[gorehaven]

Woohoo. Im Sir Clankenbeard's #1 fan. Besstest guest ever. Great show as always Lessa and Samius. Listen to all your shows.

[Clankenbeard]

Woohoo. Im Sir Clankenbeard's #1 fan.

Um. "Sir"? I can asure you, I've never been knighted. You're probably confusing me with Sir Charles Barkley. We look a lot alike.

[LA_MIKE]

I am trying to convince Lessah that Clanky may be her most valuable asset.

/signed

[Trillea]

It's too bad I can't stand Twitter, I would have LOVED to answer your twitter question for in this episode. Lessah, you know for a FACT that I can play a female character, and play it well! Remember you almost letting me into that all-female TS run?



Selee

[Lessah]

It's too bad I can't stand Twitter, I would have LOVED to answer your twitter question for in this episode. Lessah, you know for a FACT that I can play a female character, and play it well! Remember you almost letting me into that all-female TS run?



Selee

Then there was the whole... not knowing your girl was not really a girl for MONTHS.

/signed

I already know that! That is why I am always cutting him fromthe show!!! :P

[LA_MIKE]

I already know that! That is why I am always cutting him fromthe show!!! :P

pssst!

/whisper

"Lessah & Clanky Show" has a nice ring to it.

[Clankenbeard]

pssst! /whisper "Lessah & Clanky Show" has a nice ring to it.

NUH UH! That is too much work for Clankenbeard. Also, more than 5 continuous minutes of Clanky and you would hate me. Plus, I don't wanna step on any Samius toes--he's kind of a big deal.

[Bekki]

NUH UH! That is too much work for Clankenbeard. Also, more than 5 continuous minutes of Clanky and you would hate me. Plus, I don't wanna step on any Samius toes--he's kind of a big deal.

I have to agree with Clankenbeard..
*eek* (Please don't throw the ale mugs! They're expensive!)

Not because I wouldn't love to hear more of Clankenbeard,
Believe me, I love clerical errors!
I have to be careful when I listen though...
The last time I listened to "Clerical Errors" while driving
I almost wrecked my car because I was laughing so hard!

And Samius is kind of a big deal...

Seriously though, I would love it if Clankenbeard
could be on the show more.
But it wouldn't have to be on a full time basis. And
who says A little more of Clankenbeard can't be a good thing...

But I do think Lessah and Samius just seem
to complement each other on the show very well.
And I think the addition of Clankenbeard would be priceless!

Great show everyone!

[Gratch]

I'm gonna go with 2nd best episode ever.

I'm gonna have to save 1st spot for a later show and/or the ultimate show involving special guest host Bruce Campbell.

[zygoncurry]

Yet again another great show with the cherry on the cake being the Clakenbeard song.

Any chance of it being released as an MP3 ?

[LA_MIKE]

Ack!

I didn't mean to imply less of Samius. He's awesome!

Just looking to eck out more Clankexposure.

[Mister_Peace]

Great show. Clanky is awesome, as is Morah.