Friday!! Friday!! Friday!!

[WALDO]

I AMThe one your momma warned you about!!!!!!!!!!!1

FRIDAY!!! FRIDAY!!! FRIDAY!!!

THIS IS A ROLE-PLAYING EVENT!!!!!!

At 9pm EST on Friday 2 April 10 at the Drowning Sorrows Tavern.

Server Famous Bard Sweetheart, JANAY STURM Will be performing a live concert for all of her adoring fans. She has been drawing crowds of little people over at the Open Palm Inn for weeks. ONE NIGHT ONLY she'll be performing at the DROWNING SORROWS!!!!! This is a rare opportunity to hear the musical stylings of bar none, the prettiest performer in all of Thelanis. Try and hold onto your hearts, boys. She'll be performing her exciting greatest hits, like If you think I'm Sexy!!!! Do you really want to hurt me!!! and everyone's favorite..... Rust Monster!!!! Don't miss this special invitation event!!!!! Contact members of Umber Hulks or Crimson Nexus for special passes to the show. Some lucky man who attends could be brought up on stage to dance with the band!!!!! Don't worry, gents, this little jewel is single!!! Kids get in half price!!!!!!

I'm Janay Sturm, and that's what I think!!!!!!!!

[Deadslug]

I AM ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

So, here's the back story. Janay Sturm is infamously hated by most of the role-players on Thelanis. She has been picking a fight with all of the most beloved people in the role-playing circuit. She is recognized as an arogant, full of herself, harlot. Her singing voice should be easily compared to a drunk Fran Drescher or Peggy Bundy. Come one and all, Heckle her, cheer for her, the more halflings present the better. She'll repeatedly insult the halflings in whose house she is performing. We chose the Drowning Sorrows, because, hearing her sing will make you cry too. She's really awful. Come enjoy the heckling, and rotten vegetable throwing!!!!! Please keep the heckles fun, funny and clean. This should be fun. Thanks to everyone who comes and helps along in the story.

I'm 19037, and that's what I think.

[Uamhas]

... Janny Who?