WTB uber items 4 millions of copper

[Dragion]

Yep I have all these pennys in my pack, encumbering me. So if ya got an uber item and you're just tired of looking at it in your inventory, let me know. I'll give you top copper for that item. I pay up to 1 million copper per uber item. Then minus fee, penaltys, back taxes, bribes, interest, and kickbacks, your net copper profit will come to 213 1/2 copper pieces. That is a most generous offer for your uber items, *so says my marketing department*



*Marketing department consists of drunken plat farmers*

[axemurderer]

4,000,000-400,000-40,000-4,000
.....C.............S.........G........P


4,000 plat woo!
you can have my w/p rapier!