Ok this might sound...

[Scarsgaard]

Ok, this might sound mean... but I love it when people cry:D

Like do you ever rent sappy sad films for your mom or gf, so they can cry and you can giggle away secretly? Don't know why but man it sure is funny.

I remember this one time, when I was walking down the street and I saw this man in a suit, collapse against the wall and just start crying.. I mean totally lose it... and all I could think was "wow, he must be having a bad day"...

...and then I watched all my co-workers cry this week because one of us was retiring and I just couldn't believe how funny it looked.

Then I heard the lyrics to a song by Lily Allen, which only made me laugh harder...

At first when I see you cry
Yeah, it makes me smile
Yeah, it makes me smile
At worst I feel bad for a while
But then I just smile
I go ahead and smile

At first when I see you cry
Yeah, it makes me smile
Yeah, it makes me smile
At worst I feel bad for a while
But then I just smile
I go ahead and smile

And for some odd reason, they cracked me up too...

So my big question is... does it crack you up when you see people crying? To me it has got to be one of the funniest things ever...:D

[Judo]

that is the purest, thickest, most viscuous hate i think i have ever encountered...

wow...(grabbin a towel)

props

[5footStep]

um.. just a thought.. you know laughing and crying use the exact same emotive facial features. *shrug* *hands a kleenex to scars..* just let it out..

[Muirtach]

Well you made my life a hell
Through all of your persuasion
Try and blame it on myself
But you won't let me forget you
And every time I try to please you, you just sigh
Baby that is why, I love to make you cry
I love to make you cry
I love to make you cry
I like you to cry cry cry

When your tears fall down like rain
I feel like a kid again
Baby baby that is why, I love to make you cry
I love to make you cry

Well I know you're gonna sob
And you're heart is gonna be dead
I hate ya 'cause I love ya
And I hate ya 'cause I need ya
And every time I try to please you, you just sigh
Baby that is why, I love to make you cry
I love to make you cry
I love to make you cry
I like you to cry cry cry

When your tears fall down like rain
I feel like a kid again
Baby baby that is why, I love to make you cry
I love to make you cry
When your tears fall down like rain
I feel like a kid again
Baby baby that is why, I love to make you cry
I love to make you cry
I love to make you cry
Cry cry, gonna make you cry girl
Cry cry, gonna make you cry now
Cry cry, gonna make you cry girl
Cry cry, gonna try and try to make you cry


Shane MacGowan - The Nips

[loki523]

LMAO

My wife has that Lilly Allen song as a ringtone...

[Scarsgaard]

Schaudenfraud...

To take joy in others misery...

Like, how many times in a day do you see a kid trip and all you can do is snicker?

And when I heard one of my best friend's walked in on his wife with one of his best friends.. well lets just say.. that was one of my greatest parties ever... (it involved sasquatches, 1 beam headlights, laughter heard 4 blocks away and copious usage of...)

Man, some of my greatest joys have been derived from these moments..lol

My fav is still giving your gf a nickname they just hate and well.. using it.. My ex from way back loved the sweet affection of Squeegeehead and my tossing of cold water on her in the shower..lol:D

[Scarsgaard]

um.. just a thought.. you know laughing and crying use the exact same emotive facial features. *shrug* *hands a kleenex to scars..* just let it out..

LOL.. of course I cried when my mom got cancer and when I had to drown my cat im my tub.. those moments sucked.. and I did them alone.. cuz they are my moments.. but seeing a person cry REALLY is funny.

I don't know why but man is it hilarious..

I remember this time when I was dealing with some clients and an earth quake hit.. I got up and started pretending to surf, giggling the whole time... and much to my co-worker's (and I suspect my client's), it must've been seriously terrifying. Later, she told me that she had watched her friends get swallowed up in a quake in Chile... it was so awesome though... Quakes rule.:D

[cdbd3rd]

Man, some of my greatest joys have been derived from these moments..lol

My fav is still giving your gf a nickname they just hate and well.. using it.. My ex from way back loved the sweet affection of Squeegeehead and my tossing of cold water on her in the shower..lol:D

LOl. Yur forgetting the fart under the blanket and pull it over her head stunt. Mine loved that - and then was vindictive enough to marry me anyway. :mad: :rolleyes:

[gorloch]

I just gotta say this. Scar you are one twisted individual.

PIXA

[Scarsgaard]

I just gotta say this. Scar you are one twisted individual.

PIXA

lol...

I was in a serious armed robbery recently... the cops come and for some odd reason I asked them if they could put up tape, that said someone died here... the cops laughed. You know, I thought chalk lines were funny, but the poor girls I work with were stricken!!! They thought that I was insensitive... until the trauma psychs came in and they said...


... "thats the way guys think, stress to them is a joke"

LOL... I've had that excuse now for years and when someone says... you're insensitive

I can reply... no I'm not, I'm a guy:D

[Uamhas]

lol...

I was in a serious armed robbery recently... the cops come and for some odd reason I asked them if they could put up tape, that said someone died here... the cops laughed. You know, I thought chalk lines were funny, but the poor girls I work with were stricken!!! They thought that I was insensitive... until the trauma psychs came in and they said...


... "thats the way guys think, stress to them is a joke"

LOL... I've had that excuse now for years and when someone says... you're insensitive

I can reply... no I'm not, I'm a guy:D

You know, don't you Scar... that I still like you. Guess that makes me a girl. :P

[PaintHorseCowboy]

You are as twisted as I am, Scars. No wonder we get along so well.

When we rolled out of Balad, Iraq, we took cans of white spray paint and left "chalk figures" all over the ramp outside of the hangar we'd been living in, in front of the tents that our aircraft mech's had been living in. We even put a "date" for each body and singed the ramp using blowtorches to make it look like incoming mortar rounds had hit.

Inside the hangar we left a huge caricature mural of our incoming replacement's company patch, but changed their motto to "Better Late Than Never".

It was our little Welcome to the 8-month overdue replacement unit.