My hardcore ending

[SiliconScout]

So I figured that Hardcore was done, I managed what I managed but the one thing I didn't even try was the ultimate test of my toon's Reflex Save. I present you with the Song my dear Bard composed in honor of the attempt.
_{(set to Highway to the Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins)}

My Quest to the Danger Room
Buildin' out your new toon
Make sure the stats are tight
Gear's all shiney new
Beggin' you to go n' fight

Fly straight to the Danger Room
Ya died due to the Danger Room

Headin' into twilight
Earning' reaper wings tonight
But it's callin' out your name
Beggin' you come and try

Fly straight to the Danger Room
Yer gonna' demise inside the Danger Room

You'll never play this shiney toon
Until you can transfer it back home
You'll never know what really hit you
Until you get t' go through the combat log

Out along the edges
Always skirtin' nasty blades
The farther from the edge
The harder they seem to slay.

Fly straight to the Danger Room
Yer gonna' demise in the Danger Room
Fly straight to the Danger Room
Ya died due to the Danger Room

Fly straight to the Danger Room
Yer gonna' demise inside the Danger Room
Fly straight to the Danger Room
Ya died due to the Danger Room

Why go into the Danger Room
Wish you never went into the Danger Room
Died due to the Danger Room
Just so screwed inside that Danger Room

[cdbd3rd]

Nice.

[droid327]

...are we still doing phrasing?

[Riddle_of_Steel]

Had to be done.... you mashup I mashup.