May you have a susessful "event."
All kidding aside, it is very easy to make light of this particular day.
But there is more truth to the op than you may see at first glance...
My wife is from the Phillippines. She and her family are lucky,
they are from a more populated area so she has running water
and access to "facilities" but i have see other parts of the country
where they are not so lucky, And the luxury of satiation can not be ignored.
In my travels In the service on more than on "occasion" I have
Found myself an... "Inconvienced Dwarf."
as "facilities" were not to be had.
The sanitation and health conserns of the lack of such a simple thing are
something That should not be ignored.
I salute you.
It takes a lot of guts to post something
You had to know would draw a lot of humorous fire
but is far more serious than people would think.
/Bekki pours everyone a drink...