When I was a kid, I lived in Brazil and went to schools with kids from all over the world. There was one kid who was from England and he was a little dorky. One day, in art class, we began throwing erasers at him while the teacher wasn't looking. Suddenly, he shouts out, "Mrs. Smith, please ask these students to stop throwing their rubbers at me!"
Needless to say, we all laughed and laughed. Good times.