/sarcasm (i'm just having fun at the idea that it won't be fixed before the patch goes live, no harm really meant lol)
Ladies and Gentlemen, Building Corp. INC is proud to announce the we've finally finished our very first superscraper. 200 floors of corporate space, lavish lavatories, spacious gyms and an exceptional view!
We have however, noticed a slight problem in our design. Due to an unfortunate oversight, elevators have not been implemented into this design. While the building will open for business on the first of the month, we will not be scheduling the new construction to install the elevators until we decide how beneficial they will be to you, as the employees and clients of this new building.
I assure you we have your best interests at heart and will someday hear back from us on whether or not elevators actually provide YOU, the customer, with a true benefit.
As an added gift for the inconvenience, we are giving all customers a free taco.
We appreciate all you do for us. We are a great company and you are great customers. Together we will be great!
-Building Corp. INC
MMMMMM..... Taco.