Sometimes this game makes you smile.

[zebidos]

So I was on my level 12 halfling barbarian minding my own business attacking level 20's in the wayward lobster when I saw a pug for gateway to kyber on hard, I thought to my short uber self "Now thats some fine XP and barbarian haste myself to clipse to take part in a orgy of bloodlust.

Awaiting at clipse was some TR half orc barbarian and some warforged monstrosity who were my party members, and I was told in party chat "ew halfling barbarian" and promptly ejected with a tell to the effect "sorry, no squishes" after all, a start of 16 con and 300+ hitpoints at level 12 when raging is "squishy"

So in a fit of barbarian nerd rage I squelched the said half orc and started my own PUG, same quest on hard and jump in solo with my favourite hireling, within a few minutes had a lovely TR caster and we two manned it, eventually more casters joined us and we aced it with only a few hireling deaths and the occasional beholder love.

When exiting the half orc still had a pug up asking for casters, while I had three of the best wiz's and sorcs in mine.

I love this game.

Halfling power!

[Missing_Minds]

Halflings.... Fear the squeak, as it squeaks for death.

[blitzschlag]

So I was on my level 12 halfling barbarian minding my own business attacking level 20's in the wayward lobster

sorry, you lost me there

[zebidos]

sorry, you lost me there

I didn't say I was succesful in the wayward lobster, I just like to attack level 20's.

[Burtle]

I didn't say I was succesful in the wayward lobster, I just like to attack level 20's.

heheh...nothing like a halfing barb just a nippin at the heals of those lvl 20's... heh

[FuzzyDuck81]

I didn't say I was succesful in the wayward lobster, I just like to attack level 20's.

lol +1

[blitzschlag]

I didn't say I was succesful in the wayward lobster, I just like to attack level 20's.

was more like: oh, a pvp post... zzzZZZzzz *snore*

[hityawithastick]

I didn't say I was succesful in the wayward lobster, I just like to attack level 20's.

Word.

[Burtle]

I know of TWO halfling barbarians that just decimate everything in front of em.. one is my g/f's halfling barb named Thumbletack: http://my.ddo.com/character/ghallanda/thumbletack/
and Urnightmare: http://my.ddo.com/character/ghallanda/urnightmare/

I dare NOT call them squishy cuz my WF barb easily gets a run for his money w/ these two in party...

[Cauthey]

and some warforged monstrosity

+1 for the humorous point of view. Yes, I can imagine that from a Halfling's perspective, warforged are huge!

[FuzzyDuck81]

+1 for the humorous point of view. Yes, I can imagine that from a Halfling's perspective, warforged are huge!

big enough for a sufficiently "troubled" halfing to kill them & wear their skin as their very own warforged suit... "it oils its joints or it gets the hose again"

[Kreaper]

big enough for a sufficiently "troubled" halfing to kill them & wear their empty heads as their very own warforged helmets... "it oils its joints or it gets the hose again"

WF? Skins? Fixed it for ya!

[Khanyth]

Lies.

Any "good" halfling barb, is really just a short, non-bearded dwarf.

[karl_k0ch]

Halfling power!

We sound like Kobolds when getting beaten up. :/

I didn't say I was succesful in the wayward lobster, I just like to attack level 20's.

That's the true Halfling delusions of grandeur spirit!

btw: Current unbuffed HP of Meinir: 299.

[Culver.Civello]

+1 Halflings FTW!

[DevHead]

Halflings bring the pain!

OHHHH YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!

[zebidos]

Meh still more halfling barbarian hate and again from another half orc today, I really cant see how a few extra points of strength make that much difference, id much rather have things called saving throws.

What is wrong with you Orien?

[Burtle]

Meh still more Halfling Barbarian hate and again from another Half-orc today, I really cant see how a few extra points of strength make that much difference, id much rather have things called saving throws.

What is wrong with you Orien?

Meh... it's the classic Elephant vs Mouse theory all over again

[Monroid]

Halflings shouldn't be able to wield 2 handed weapons

[WolfHealr]

Halflings shouldn't be able to wield 2 handed weapons

Sure they should. They're called daggers.