This is why kids should NOT be allowed to play - come share my pain

[unionyes]

You ever heard of Spectorsoft? They are a leader in um... Corporate monioring software. Once loaded it can come up with a warning on every log in, or sit quietly and undetectable in the background. There are no secrets from their software.

There are no secrets from Superdad either. One look into any of my kids eyes and I can tell if they are lying. And they know it.

Actual exchange; Me: hey son, if I check the laptop history, what will I find? Him: some games, and some porn. Me: totally grounded and no laptop for a month. what were you thinking? Him: that I will get in less trouble for porn than I will for lying?

[sephiroth1084]

****! I need to go have some kids so I, too, can run a household full of Bloodstone farmers! Why didn't I think of this sooner?!

27 year old male living with his dad seeks fertile female with gaming tendencies (have to play to genetics at least a little bit, right?) and low standards for the production of a brood of loot farmers. PM or /tell in game with offers.

[EustaceTrevelyan]

(and if you come to this thread and explain how you have pulled 3 in 10 runs, or 27 overall, etc... just know that I will hunt you down and make sure you are in a group with me every time you go in the desert so you will never get another one).

.......

You would think as a father I would be very proud. You would be wrong.

rio

LOL. right on, brother, right on. and +1 of course

[LeLoric]

Nice I got a 3 year old and a 6 month old so it will be a while before i can get some good use out of mine. Typing that I just realized DDO is older than my two girls. Hmmm if you heard my wife talk you'd think I had never touched her since I started playing this game. Come to think of it the girls do look like the mailman.

[Khumbaaba]

****! I need to go have some kids so I, too, can run a household full of Bloodstone farmers! Why didn't I think of this sooner?!

27 year old male living with his dad seeks fertile female with gaming tendencies (have to play to genetics at least a little bit, right?) and low standards for the production of a brood of loot farmers. PM or /tell in game with offers.

ROFL!

+1 rep for doing what so many have thought of but none have tried!

[unionyes]

****! I need to go have some kids so I, too, can run a household full of Bloodstone farmers! Why didn't I think of this sooner?!

27 year old male living with his dad seeks fertile female with gaming tendencies (have to play to genetics at least a little bit, right?) and low standards for the production of a brood of loot farmers. PM or /tell in game with offers.

You have to compete with me. I still have room in my house for more kids...so....

39 year old single full time father of five seeks fertile female - you know I am - to assist in expansion of loot farming operation. Get in on the ground floor as we take this small business to the next level! Rewarding position, room for advancement - serious inquiries only please. PM or tell in game.....but make sure it's not one of my kids

[sephiroth1084]

You have to compete with me. I still have room in my house for more kids...so....

39 year old single full time father of five seeks fertile female - you know I am - to assist in expansion of loot farming operation. Get in on the ground floor as we take this small business to the next level! Rewarding position, room for advancement - serious inquiries only please. PM or tell in game.....but make sure it's not one of my kids

No need to spawn-camp buddy! Go put up your own want ad!

Also, I believe there may be laws quantifying how many workers an organization may have before it must start paying taxes as a major business. You may want to be careful, as adding too many more may give you diminishing returns.

[unionyes]

No need to spawn-camp buddy! Go put up your own want ad!

Also, I believe there may be laws quantifying how many workers an organization may have before it must start paying taxes as a major business. You may want to be careful, as adding too many more may give you diminishing returns.

There are laws, although it's handy that I navigate workplace regulations as my profession.

My kids are still mad at me that I had them all declared 'mentally challenged' so I could get a subsidy for employing them from the government. I effectively pay them 1 dollar an hour, the government tops them up to minimum wage AND I get to make deductions from that for room and board. They are going to have quite the bill to pay when they turn 18 Plus I get to write off things like vacations, birthday parties, and Christmas presents as a business expense. They all cried when I got them all new laptops for Christmas this year.

Just kidding, btw, for all you child welfare workers out there.....

[sephiroth1084]

there Are Laws, Although It's Handy That I Navigate Workplace Regulations As My Profession.

My Kids Are Still Mad At Me That I Had Them All Declared 'mentally Challenged' So I Could Get A Subsidy For Employing Them From The Government. I Effectively Pay Them 1 Dollar An Hour, The Government Tops Them Up To Minimum Wage And I Get To Make Deductions From That For Room And Board. They Are Going To Have Quite The Bill To Pay When They Turn 18 Plus I Get To Write Off Things Like Vacations, Birthday Parties, And Christmas Presents As A Business Expense. They All Cried When I Got Them All New Laptops For Christmas This Year.

Just Kidding, Btw, For All You Child Welfare Workers Out There.....

Hahahahaha!!!!

[Dark_Helmet]

Child farming isn't a bad idea.

Were they organic?