Khyber posting ettiquette

[DarkSpectre]

You can't force everyone to type in what way works best for you.

Quit whining. You learned how to read back in kindergarten I hope. It's not that hard.

But we can choose not to read the wall of text...

Not only that, Stainer is in the house so Greenisftw!!!

[muffinlad]

Please Phart in the other room.


Thanks,

muffintoots.

[Rydin_Dirtay]

I believe in the Gornn...

THIS. Renounce all else! Revel in the benevolence of Gornn, and leave your garment in her hand as often as you can!!

[Slink]

Khyber is full of mostly pansies who like to participate in 'drama' provided they only have to read about other people being involved in said drama.

As soon as they see their own name, they cower in fear and denial.

You want drama?
Go create some.

[stainer]

I think we have some bitter wack jobs too. Luckily people learn to avoid them.

[Aussieee]

Khyber is full of mostly pansies who like to participate in 'drama' provided they only have to read about other people being involved in said drama.

As soon as they see their own name, they cower in fear and denial.

You want drama?
Go create some.

O yeah you want drama?

...............................


Emi is waiting in the bath tub for me .............. and no you aren't invited

[Shaamis]

THIS. Renounce all else! Revel in the benevolence of Gornn, and leave your garment in her hand as often as you can!!

Yes, following Gornn's word is good, as SHE flies around giving presents to those who deserve it.

Have you ever read the book of Gornn Sir and/or Maam?

LOLOLOL/drinkLOLOLOLOL/drink

/belch.

[SiliconShadow]

There is no drama in this thread, please move on. nothing to see here.

As soon as you posted in this thread the drama was instantiated!

So please define compehsmibible txt tht can be red eazy? and whats is walls of text? does this qualify? Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Phasellus ac tortor vitae felis tincidunt dignissim et in lorem. Pellentesque dapibus arcu ac nunc interdum ornare. Ut sagittis ultrices sem, sed adipiscing justo mattis ac. Curabitur quis orci vel dolor tempus tincidunt. Duis est nisi, fringilla vel interdum vitae, vulputate sit amet ipsum. Pellentesque tellus libero, aliquet in ornare consequat, ultricies pharetra nunc. Cras tempus auctor enim, in euismod tellus pulvinar at. Pellentesque est tortor, lacinia a dictum in, feugiat quis justo. Morbi pulvinar tristique mattis. Aliquam erat volutpat. Nullam sit amet leo sem.

All unseriousnessness aside the real rules of khyber posting ettiquete is, the post must contain some ranting, be incoherient and be as dramatic and as full of spelling mistakes as possible, how else can we feed the trolls?

@Shaamis update your signature mighty leader, slayer of foul shades, slayer of the shadow, owner of shiney new wraps, slayer of alcofrol, slayer of soberness, slayer of seriousness, bringer of hilarity, bringer of wisdom, bringer of the happy slappy, bringer of the gas, bringer of DUDE PLEASE DUDE DID YOU HAVE TO MAN DUDE THAT SMELLS OMG YOU COULD CUT THE AIR BATHROOM NOW!

[Slink]

O yeah you want drama?

...............................


Emi is waiting in the bath tub for me .............. and no you aren't invited

That's funny, Art/PJ told me the same thing a few weeks ago.

[Schmoe]

People, for the love of Gornn, if you are gonna post something you feel is truely important to Khyber, try to do it in a few simple, easy to read sentences. And for Gornn's sake, No Walls of Text! thank you, T

Please elaborate.

[Shaamis]

As soon as you posted in this thread the drama was instantiated!

So please define compehsmibible txt tht can be red eazy? and whats is walls of text? does this qualify? Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Phasellus ac tortor vitae felis tincidunt dignissim et in lorem. Pellentesque dapibus arcu ac nunc interdum ornare. Ut sagittis ultrices sem, sed adipiscing justo mattis ac. Curabitur quis orci vel dolor tempus tincidunt. Duis est nisi, fringilla vel interdum vitae, vulputate sit amet ipsum. Pellentesque tellus libero, aliquet in ornare consequat, ultricies pharetra nunc. Cras tempus auctor enim, in euismod tellus pulvinar at. Pellentesque est tortor, lacinia a dictum in, feugiat quis justo. Morbi pulvinar tristique mattis. Aliquam erat volutpat. Nullam sit amet leo sem.

All unseriousnessness aside the real rules of khyber posting ettiquete is, the post must contain some ranting, be incoherient and be as dramatic and as full of spelling mistakes as possible, how else can we feed the trolls?

@Shaamis update your signature mighty leader, slayer of foul shades, slayer of the shadow, owner of shiney new wraps, slayer of alcofrol, slayer of soberness, slayer of seriousness, bringer of hilarity, bringer of wisdom, bringer of the happy slappy, bringer of the gas, bringer of DUDE PLEASE DUDE DID YOU HAVE TO MAN DUDE THAT SMELLS OMG YOU COULD CUT THE AIR BATHROOM NOW!

I will reply to your punctuation:
1) you are welcome!
2) in the name of drama, NO!
3) text that has a rambling order of meaningless questions that seem to only go on forever like a 5 year old who keeps asking why? but....why? but......why?
4) yes, and NO!
5) really?
6) ok.....
7) uh huh....
8) she called you what!?!
9) she tried to do that!?!
10) uh huh....
11) gotcha.....
12) what!?!
13) ok.....
14) then what?
15) i see.....
16) why'd she sell them?
17) that's what I would have done.
18) then what?
19) WOW!
20) all in all.....
21) and then you.....
22) ***?
23) I'd have killed her!
24) allrighty then!
25) Trolls dont eat food or drink water like you or I, but sustain their existence on a steady diet of nerd rage. everyone knows that!
26) You are welcome. ill update my Sig shortly, it's not a big deal. The DOA is an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs but by a two thirds majority in the case of external affairs.........

[SiliconShadow]

I will reply to your punctuation:

Then I will quote yours

1) you are welcome!

No sir it is you who is more than welcome

2) in the name of khyber, NO!

Corrected as Khyber is the new drame

3) text that has a rambling order of meaningless questions that seem to only go on forever like a 5 year old who keeps asking why? but....why? but......why?

South East West young padowan

4) yes, and NO!

mmm maybe

5) really?

Quote possible

6) ok.....

are you sure?

7) uh huh....

Now you are agreeing for no reason

8) she called you what!?!

9) she tried to do that!?!

10) uh huh....

11) gotcha.....

I am glad you followed

12) what!?!

Okay maybe you need a satnav to the conversation

13) ok.....

Tom tom will do?

14) then what?

Just update it by plugging it into your usb

15) i see.....

Said the blind man

16) why'd she sell them?

She didn't sell anything how rude!

17) that's what I would have done.

Well you are the original lady in red

18) then what?

$1 sucki sucki?

19) WOW!

Well I didn't think you would go for it but thanks

20) all in all.....

Well for more $5

21) and then you.....

Do the whole works

22) ***?

Yes

23) I'd have killed her!

Now you are bragging why don't you tell the truth

24) allrighty then!

That's a good boy

25) Trolls dont eat food or drink water like you or I, but sustain their existence on a steady diet of nerd rage. everyone knows that!

As I first envisaged

26) You are welcome. ill update my Sig shortly, it's not a big deal. The DOA is an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs but by a two thirds majority in the case of external affairs.........

Awesome it should say "Drunkard of Dragon Order of Arcanix"

[Shaamis]

Then I will quote yours

No sir it is you who is more than welcome

Corrected as Khyber is the new drame

South East West young padowan

mmm maybe

Quote possible

are you sure?

Now you are agreeing for no reason







I am glad you followed

Okay maybe you need a satnav to the conversation

Tom tom will do?

Just update it by plugging it into your usb

Said the blind man

She didn't sell anything how rude!

Well you are the original lady in red

$1 sucki sucki?

Well I didn't think you would go for it but thanks

Well for more $5

Do the whole works

Yes

Now you are bragging why don't you tell the truth

That's a good boy

As I first envisaged

Awesome it should say "Drunkard of Dragon Order of Arcanix"

You didnt "wall of text" me, you "ladder of text"ed me!

and I hit my chin on every rung down.

Good thing I'm drunk and it dulled the pain.

Your words sting, but only because they are true!

I'm going back to the bar, first round is on Shaamis' tab!

[SiliconShadow]

You didnt "wall of text" me, you "ladder of text"ed me!

and I hit my chin on every rung down.

Good thing I'm drunk and it dulled the pain.

Your words sting, but only because they are true!

I'm going back to the bar, first round is on Shaamis' tab!

*kisses it better* Mines a double!

[Schmoe]

I think we have some bitter wack jobs too. Luckily people learn to avoid them.

It is what it is.

[stainer]

It is what it is.

Squii

[DasLurch]

I will reply to your punctuation:
1) you are welcome!
2) in the name of drama, NO!
3) text that has a rambling order of meaningless questions that seem to only go on forever like a 5 year old who keeps asking why? but....why? but......why?
4) yes, and NO!
5) really?
6) ok.....
7) uh huh....
8) she called you what!?!
9) she tried to do that!?!
10) uh huh....
11) gotcha.....
12) what!?!
13) ok.....
14) then what?
15) i see.....
16) why'd she sell them?
17) that's what I would have done.
18) then what?
19) WOW!
20) all in all.....
21) and then you.....
22) ***?
23) I'd have killed her!
24) allrighty then!
25) Trolls dont eat food or drink water like you or I, but sustain their existence on a steady diet of nerd rage. everyone knows that!
26) You are welcome. ill update my Sig shortly, it's not a big deal. The DOA is an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs but by a two thirds majority in the case of external affairs.........

Okay, okay. You win this battle of the internetz.

Seriously tho, +1

[Irinis]

Okay, okay. You win this battle of the internetz.

Seriously tho, +1

I think he got one-upped. You don't want to start an internet fight with someone who quotes Lorem ipsum dolor. Them web devs are CRAZY.

[Rydin_Dirtay]

Yes, following Gornn's word is good, as SHE flies around giving presents to those who deserve it.

Have you ever read the book of Gornn Sir and/or Maam?

LOLOLOL/drinkLOLOLOLOL/drink

/belch.

I have been quoting the Book of Gornn for nigh 2 and one-half years. Ever since, in a moment of clarity, I converted to the righteous faith...

And in that time, I have seen Gornn 18:4 "...and she said, 'lie with me', and he left his garment in HER hand..."

So you see, my alchohol-tolerant Dwarf friend, I was merely quoting the Book. And to that...a toast I say
As we all know, Gornn hath be HIM. But you should always leave your garment in HER hand. So says the Book of Gornn.

[camels]

Some people fantasize about the perfect lawn. They dream about push mowers, perk up at the smell of fresh-cut grass and tune into The Golf Channel just to see the landscaping. But perhaps you don't live for yard work. Maybe you're a new homeowner staring out the window at a front-yard jungle. The time has certainly come to mow the lawn. How exactly do you pull that off?

Our love affair with a fresh-cut lawn is a relatively new development. For much of history, people remained preoccupied with avoiding starvation and plague. Foot traffic and grazing domestic animals kept the area cleared directly around a home, but the rest of the property was often used for gardening or left for wild plant life. In much of the world, this is still very much the case.

this thread deserves some copy/paste

no more,no less