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  1. 01-19-2011, 10:51 AM #1
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    Default What to get Dirty Uncle Stainer for his birthday this weekend?

    All these choices, what to get the mid 40 somethings as they set one foot into the grave

    Maybe these as he is still a rocking dude!


    Or how about something like this so he can enjoy an allnighter game session without the worry and hassle of those trips to the restroom.



    Or this little beauty for when making that extra trip to the fridge for that next beer just isn't an option (Also note the safety feature of the padded helmet as people your age tend to fall alot!)



    I'll leave it to the fine folks of Khyber to come up with other fine suggestions for you
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  2. 01-19-2011, 10:54 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by stainer View Post
    I turn 44 Saturday. I had oatmeal for breakfast. Why do you hate me?
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    Apples, cranberries and raisins.
    ZOMG, Stainer needs MORE OATMEAL! :P
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  3. 01-19-2011, 11:07 AM #3
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    If I remember, I will punish you.

    Get off mah dang lawn!
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  4. 01-19-2011, 11:13 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by stainer View Post
    If I remember, I will punish you.

    Get off mah dang lawn!
    Is your memory loss due to age, alcohol, or both?
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  5. 01-19-2011, 11:16 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by mws2970 View Post
    Is your memory loss due to age, alcohol, or both?
    Yes
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  6. 01-19-2011, 11:17 AM #6
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    I was thinking...

    “If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.”
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  7. 01-19-2011, 11:19 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eladiun View Post
    I was thinking...

    My son threatened me with that for Christmas.
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  8. 01-19-2011, 11:19 AM #8
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    http://www.asseenontvguys.com/search.aspx?find=clapper
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  9. 01-19-2011, 12:19 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tap4black View Post
    well... ibtl
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  10. 01-19-2011, 01:12 PM #10
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    Uploaded with ImageShack.us

    your welcome XD
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  11. 01-19-2011, 01:33 PM #11
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    Default Well

    Since his days of being a cop are behind him. I say hookers and blow would do him just fine.
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  12. 01-19-2011, 01:47 PM #12
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    Default Two words: Bacon gun



    You kids get off my lawn or I'll... oh **** this gun is delicious.
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    This

    You don´t get more out of life then you put in to it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disavowed View Post
    Since his days of being a cop are behind him. I say hookers and blow would do him just fine.
    I'll chip in on this one! ROFLMAO
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    Well seeing as he is getting older and might be having mobility issues.


    Here are the specs on this bad boy.

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    fill his mailbox with coal?
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    “If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.”
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    "Come on folks its easy" Tico 20 Cleric, Montico Arti, Longlife 18/2 Ranger/monk, Jaaomae wc 20, Teeco Cleric
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lifeblood View Post

    Perfect!
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  20. 01-20-2011, 08:57 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by stainer View Post
    Perfect!
    You'd break a hip

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