*** is up with the "Eat Police" ?

[TitoJ]

Yeah, this happens to me anytime I don't have time to eat breakfast to work, and I decide to eat my lunch at 9am.

Why is it, that if you're heating up an nice big omelet at 3pm, everyone tells you how awesome that looks, and eating breakfast for lunch is so fun.

But if you're heating up a couple left over tacos at 9am, people walk by and cringe, and feed you lines like "OMG, you're eating that for breakfast?"

Who made you the 'Eat Police'? And who invented what is considered 'breakfast food' ? It wasn't me, so I don't live by those guidelines.

On the bright side, I am punched in and getting paid to have to listen to this pile of trash.

[Cam_Neely]

cold mushroom pizza is the best breakfast ever. Anyone that says different does not have taste buds.

[cdbd3rd]

cold mushroom pizza is the best breakfast ever. Anyone that says different does not have taste buds.

Hold the fungus and add a side of warm beer, and I'll /sign that vote.

[gabriul]

I get weird looks for eating my morning bowl of Beerios all the time.

[TitoJ]

I get weird looks for eating my morning bowl of Beerios all the time.

I think they're saying milk isn't good for you anymore anyway....or was that eggs?

[cdbd3rd]

I think they're saying milk isn't good for you anymore anyway....or was that eggs?

Speaking as a professional milk man, I can assure you that it has to be the eggs. Milk is awesome stuff, and comes in the cutest containers....



Eggs. *nods* They killed my grandpa. He ate eggs every morning for breakfast for... well, I can account for 40+ years of em. (Gramma was very well trained.) After 70-some-odd years, those evil eggs did him in. I'm sure of it.






....ummm. what were we talking about again?

[katana_one]

Tacos sound like an awesome breakfast, actually.

[TitoJ]

Tacos sound like an awesome breakfast, actually.

Sounds like you need to be enlightened by a group of 9-5 sales people, preparing their 'light salad' snack at 11am, before they decide whether or not they want to eat the egg salad sandwich, or save that for tomorrow and go with the turkey wrap.

[ConnorMacLoad]

I used to work graveyards a long time ago, and always liked the look on the waitresses face when I ordered a burger and beer at 8am

F the haters man! Make lot's of sloppy sounds as you eat those tacos too. Chicks dig that

[TitoJ]

I used to work graveyards a long time ago, and always liked the look on the waitresses face when I ordered a burger and beer at 8am

F the haters man! Make lot's of sloppy sounds as you eat those tacos too. Chicks dig that

I'm sure my habits are being transferred from my early working years, having always been a late 2nd shift, and 3rd shift worker.

Now that I'm on 1st shift, and have been for over 3 years, I guess people think I need to convert to the 'normal eating standard'. I say, shut the hell up! When my mom yelled at my uncle (who still works 3rd shift) when I was 10 years old, for giving me a rootbeer at 8am...guess what? I LIKED IT! And I still do. Eff orange juice.

[Hoglum]

Tito,
Try this: get a hard bound book and open it up. When your co-workers come in, start tearing pages out and eating them. When asked what you're doing, say you are soon going to be strong as an ox and you're really angry at the eat police. Then tell them the next book you eat will make you wise like a god. They will proceed to stop talking to you after that. Problem solved.

[Illiain]

Because lesser people with their weak intestinal tracts would be writhing in pain after eating something like that shortly after waking up.

I say pull an R. Lee Ermey on your stomach and eat a scotch bonnet with your black coffee. It had too much downtime already and it's getting flabby.

[Arlith]

F the haters man! Make lot's of sloppy sounds as you eat those tacos too. Chicks dig that

I didn't think it was possible for that much diet coke to come out through the nose. +1 as soon as I wipe down my monitor.

[cdbd3rd]

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F the haters man! Make lot's of sloppy sounds as you eat those tacos too. Chicks dig that

I certainly hope all puns were intended.

I didn't think it was possible for that much diet coke to come out through the nose. +1 as soon as I wipe down my monitor.

Plus a lil more....
Luckily I was at a Dorito munching step of my breakfast instead of a slurping my Dew step. Soggy Dorito crumbs across the keyboard a little easier to clean up.

[ConnorMacLoad]

I certainly hope all puns were intended.

I assure you, I do not know what you mean sir

[PopeJual]

I like cold pizza for breakfast.

http://listenmusic.fm/track/Cold-Piz...-lyrics-445408

[Geodude07]

yeah the eat police are annoying...I get that all the time up here. Someone will poke their head out and tell me that im eating **** (making a 85 cent tv dinner meal like once a week when I have no time to make something) and then proceed to go to one of the eateries on the college campus and get something huge and unhealthy. I mean its annoying because I generally actually eat pretty good but whatever...

Lots of people like to police because they want to assert some kind of weird dietary superiority over you, its very annoying but like most things ignoring them is a good solution

[TitoJ]

yeah the eat police are annoying...I get that all the time up here. Someone will poke their head out and tell me that im eating **** (making a 85 cent tv dinner meal like once a week when I have no time to make something) and then proceed to go to one of the eateries on the college campus and get something huge and unhealthy. I mean its annoying because I generally actually eat pretty good but whatever...

Lots of people like to police because they want to assert some kind of weird dietary superiority over you, its very annoying but like most things ignoring them is a good solution

What's funny, is unless you have a 'healthy life style'...worrying about what you eat isn't really helping you that much.

*** do you think 90% of Biggest Loser is EXERCISE!?! And when they do talk about food, it's just to fit in an effing promo for some BS health food that's helping pay for the show!

I don't think a bunch of plumpies sitting around eating salads is healthier than me having a physical lifestyle, and eating what I want....

I also don't think a little 'chubs' is unhealthy either...but America is all about anorexia anymore.