Cubethulu

[Dark_Helmet]

Cubethulu will be known as Cubesey Lohan until 5pm, Turbine Local time, Thursday, Aug 5th. All correspondence from said Cube must use the new name. If you chose to ignore this punishment a plethora of /fail threads will rain down upon you, until you become fat with the artery clogging nastiness of said threads. It would be appropriate for the Art Department to dress Cubesey up in a suitable outfit.

I still like my previous version of the kinder and gentler cube:


Update: Since Lohan is behind bars, time to lock him up as well:

[ladyzerlynda14]

Khyber is low grade drama, if you want high grade drama you need to come to Argo complete with account bans and thread locks

/signed

IBTL

[Lifeblood]

/signed

IBTL

IBTL???

are you kidding? if this is a thread you think worthy of locking you need to scurry back to argo.... I believe it's your nap time

[Rasczak]

I waited 2 years for the council of twelve to open their gates when they realised what a bunch of pompous nitwits they were. Now that the twelve is making their discussion public again I would like to know why none of my letters have been answered.

Firstly; I am not personally fond of the colour green......when will the twelve be releasing some blue-steel or puce-steel items? I have come up with a look to put on advertisements for the new colours.....

Secondly; surely you have by now made some sort of transport system to the various bad bosses you require us to smack for you. I am tired of losing directionless party members in the dark.

thirdly; how much to rent a room for the night in the tower of twelve?? I have a special 'friend' who has promised me things when she gets to sleep over at the tower of twelve....well it's either that or hell freezing over but the twelve is closer.

and lastly; what is been done about the baggage retrieval system they have at Heathrow???

[RequiemVampie]

We air our drama in public and take the infraction points with pride. You chicken****s have to go hide in your private forums to post the good stuff.

Hiding in the private forums, you say?

Nay, I say.

It gets posted there so that it goes down in history. Recorded and saved on the internet. But only for members to see. We have no argo forums there.

Argo + Drama = No Drama Fail

Hail Gornn!
Hail Strake!
All Praise the Drama Llama!

[Emili]

I waited 2 years for the council of twelve to open their gates when they realised what a bunch of pompous nitwits they were. Now that the twelve is making their discussion public again I would like to know why none of my letters have been answered.
You very well know the Orien postal system by now.

Firstly; I am not personally fond of the colour green......when will the twelve be releasing some blue-steel or puce-steel items? I have come up with a look to put on advertisements for the new colours.....
Go back to bloody butterflies drenched in honey mustard of Thelanis. WE LOVE GREEN. Green be the colour of Demon chain, Demon scale, Dragons, Shamrocks... and Éire.

Secondly; surely you have by now made some sort of transport system to the various bad bosses you require us to smack for you. I am tired of losing directionless party members in the dark.
Buy a bloody flashlight or find the light switches.

thirdly; how much to rent a room for the night in the tower of twelve?? I have a special 'friend' who has promised me things when she gets to sleep over at the tower of twelve....well it's either that or hell freezing over but the twelve is closer.
Unfortunate for you but luck for the lady. Seems the twelve booked all occupancy up until March 14th 2025 for some Epitath convention.

and lastly; what is been done about the baggage retrieval system they have at Heathrow???
It's been outsourced to Samsonite!

Is mise le meas,

Assitant secertary of the 12's PR agent #9767105

[Chris79]

Someone hook me up to this secret mega uber forum I keep hearing about. Is the password 'Ken sent me'?

[Chris79]

Also, I wonder if there is some sort of Cubethulu aphrodesiac available..... or maybe Cubethulu acts like a bull does....one only has to wave a turtle green rag at it and it comes charging....


Science boffins, drop whatever you are doing...yes I mean you! Forget finding that cure for ebola, forget the alternative energy source to fossil fuels....DROP IT RIGHT NOW AND MAKE ME SOME CUBETHULU FUNK I wish to battle the cube!

[Angel_Barchild]

Someone hook me up to this secret mega uber forum I keep hearing about. Is the password 'Ken sent me'?

Read the sig.

[Lifeblood]

Someone hook me up to this secret mega uber forum I keep hearing about. Is the password 'Ken sent me'?

Read the sig.

This

[Arkat]

You chicken****s have to go hide in your private forums to post the good stuff.

And yet you post post there as well.

Oh, the irony.

[dranreb]

Gelatin-to-stone spell?

[Elyanna]

It's a minor change from the incantation of the Flesh to Stone spell... oh and it's needed or the Cube would eat the bars.

[Dark_Helmet]

Someone hook me up to this secret mega uber forum I keep hearing about. Is the password 'Ken sent me'?

That is part of the intelligence test. If you can't figure out out from certain people's signatures, you can't participate with the cool kids.

[altrocks]

Gelatin-to-stone spell?

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