Dear Thelanis,
I apologise for playing so terribly earlier this evening. My youngest child was attempting to dismember the elder and I was terribly distracted. There is a reason I generally only play at 0-dark-30 or when the family is out of the house.
You waited for me in DQ1, and I fell into the river after getting turned around.
You finally got me through it and into DQ2, but I missed the port because my wife needed help.
I promise to do better and to redeem myself, and swear that I'll only play when I can have little distraction and more coffee.
Thank you,
Tem