Taank-Xoriat

[Arlith]

Taank's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Taank counted to infinity - twice.

Taank does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Taank goes killing. Just give him haste.

Taank sold his soul to the devil for his unparalleled DDO abilities. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Taank Vorpaled the devil and took his soul back.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Taank.

Taank has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

They once made a Taank toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shyte from anybody.

A blind man once stepped on Taank's shoe. Taank asked him, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Taank!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was the vorpal logsword swung by Taank.

[Nezichiend]

Man, only noobs use vorpals

[Arlith]

Man, only noobs use vorpals

True for everyone but Taank. Just ask him. He had one of the first few on the server, and having a vorpal was a big thing. Not so much anymore.

One of those things where you had to be there.

[gorloch]

True for everyone but taank. Just ask him.

One of those things where you had to be there.

Give me haste and I'll kill everything?


PIXA

[Braegan]

Ahhh Tank. I'll never forget an Invaders run with him when the quest came out. He joined my lfm and offered to switch to his wizzy if we couldn't find a caster. I grabbed the first few that hit the post and asked him to swap over. And he responded:

"Are you sure, as I'll be getting all the kills anyway."

[MrWizard]

allo, my name is tank. I am only 7th level and you are all 10th. I will take one side of BAM, you all take the other.

You will be slacking if I get more kills...

he did his side and helped finish ours...and got more kills...and carried our stones.


first speed run with his guild in von 3...we got hasted at door.....I never stopped running the whole time, never got to fight....and they were beating the marut long before I was trying to jump over the wall.....


wish those guys would come back......

[Raelg14]

Oh man, ran with him once in a Tempest Spine, still to this day the fastest TS run I have ever been in. Crazy fast but also funny to listen to him.

[Arlith]

Give me haste and I'll kill everything?


PIXA

Yep!

We ran a couple raids yesterday with an old Xoriat bud. He mentioned that he was in a quest this weekend with a bunch of Xorians and the discussion came around to Taank. Of course, we were mostly Xorians and it got more Taank stories going and I realized it had been a while since the last Taank post.

Saturday mornings weren't the same after he left.


Oh yeah.... You, get back in the game!!!

[Arlith]

wish those guys would come back......

Yep.

Some were put off by him. But every time I ran with him it was a blast. He added something to the server. In a good way.

[gorloch]

Oh yeah.... You, get back in the game!!!

I would if I could. Waiting on another new power supply to come in (hopefully by the end of the week). You behaving yourself?


PIXA

[Arlith]

I would if I could. Waiting on another new power supply to come in (hopefully by the end of the week). You behaving yourself?

Hell no.

You?

[MrWizard]

Yep!

We ran a couple raids yesterday with an old Xoriat bud. He mentioned that he was in a quest this weekend with a bunch of Xorians and the discussion came around to Taank. Of course, we were mostly Xorians and it got more Taank stories going and I realized it had been a while since the last Taank post.

Saturday mornings weren't the same after he left.


Oh yeah.... You, get back in the game!!!

<---- cannonfodder......

[MrWizard]

Yep.

Some were put off by him. But every time I ran with him it was a blast. He added something to the server. In a good way.

I would always talk bubbles into bringing his caster or cleric in a run with Taank and all bubbles could do was get aggravated by Taank...was kinda funny for a while....

[gorloch]

Hell no.

You?

Unfortunately yes. Can't wait to get back into the game. I always enjoy jumping in and killing things online since I would get in way too much trouble if I did it elsewhere.


PIXA

[Arlith]

<---- cannonfodder......

Aha! I wondered if you were running around the forums.

I would always talk bubbles into bringing his caster or cleric in a run with Taank and all bubbles could do was get aggravated by Taank...was kinda funny for a while....

One of the funniest TS ever, someone joined in on a Taank. I can't remember his name, but it started with an S. He was outkilling Taank and it was funny. I think Taank was mostly hamming it up, but he was talking a mile a minute and we were all in stitches. My sides hurt by the time we were done I was laughing so hard.

[Arlith]

Unfortunately yes. Can't wait to get back into the game. I always enjoy jumping in and killing things online since I would get in way too much trouble if I did it elsewhere.

Real life is a bummer that way. Hope you get your power problems solved. Then get your ass back in here. We ran a tower the other night with me, Dom and Ryan as healers. Who frigging knew?! Well, to be honest, I wouldn't really call what I was doing healing, but I try. It's just frigging scary. We gave Daggert a couple of heart attacks.

[gorloch]

Real life is a bummer that way. Hope you get your power problems solved. Then get your ass back in here. We ran a tower the other night with me, Dom and Ryan as healers. Who frigging knew?! Well, to be honest, I wouldn't really call what I was doing healing, but I try. It's just frigging scary. We gave Daggert a couple of heart attacks.

Thurm needs to see how high his blood pressure can go every now and then. I promise I will be on as soon as I can make it back.


PIXA

[Gorstag]

Yea Taank was good times on ole Xoriat. He sets himself up there with Kangba Kangba, Flyskit, and Tookie as far as memorable characters. Of the four, three are fond/humorous toons, and one are is...not so fond. Still reknown in their own way though.

[bartcom2000]

Xoriat sucks!
Thelanis Rules!!!

[Arlith]

Xoriat sucks!
Thelanis Rules!!!

Go back to your Foo Foo game. The only reason Thelanis rules now is good ole Xorian, butterfly slaughtering hate.