Bio

[r00k]

List the best bio you've seen (that's not your own) in ddo to win the prize.

My fav would have to be:
I'm a guy playing a chick because I got sick of staring at guy ass.

[Sweyn]

[uhgungawa]

One of mine says "When I think about me I touch myself"

[Samadhi]

"I ain't got no flying shoes"

[Vordax]

BIO:

"Unlike every other adventurer in Stormreach my family, nor I, was a victim of a horrible tragedy in the past."

Or:

"My alts are better than your alts."

Vordax

[Strakeln]

Strecth's bio reads something like:

/quest
/quest completions
/resloc
/death count

[RioRussell]

Any bio which contains the key words wife, marital relations, and bacon.

rio

[Barumar]

Guildie of mind has both of these on different characters:

I pull more agro than a virgin on prom night

and

My Favored Enemy is 12 year old gamers

[Strakeln]

Any bio which contains the key words wife, marital relations, and bacon.

rio

lol +1

[DasLurch]

One of the Free Companions (can't remember who) has something like this:


Axer has died.

Stormreaver has killed Axer.

Velah has killed Axer.

Axer has died.

etc, etc, etc...

I thought it was funny, but know full well that I've done or would have done something eerily similar Axer's place. That guy just runs alot of raids.

Had another friend in game along time ago that had the bio:

"Yes, I am a real girl. And no, you have no chance"

[Kale_Hagan]

I'm a guy playing a chick because I got sick of staring at guy ass.

You laugh, but this is why a lot of my toons are chicks. My first toon, a dwarven fighter, looked pretty ridiculous in that purple underlay heavy armor.

[r00k]

It was ammusing for me because I related to it, but only after I read it.
(If it doesn't already show, I didn't play online games before ddo.)

[uhgungawa]

Axer has died.

Any Bio with "Axer has died" is a win

[Disavowed]

Never cook bacon naked.
Never take exlax and sleeping pills at the same time.
And, ALWAYS CUP THE BALLS!

UHG this reply was in honor of you bro. Not near as funny as you can be but it was humorous.