Learn about Canada!

[foxx]

[QUOTE=Thorzian;2481623]
all you need to know about canada? our beer is better, QUOTE]






well yer wrong or confused about the beer,
we have 10,000 micro brews,
' and no budweiser and miller and al that rot is not beer, it's what you end up with at the bottom of a animal auction.

[foxx]

we're on top. doesn't that make america our *****?

dana the b++++ ride on top

[kaelis]

What I know about Canada:

alcohol at 18.

It's 19 for everyone but the frenchies. Then again no one pays attention and the younger generations here in Ontario are alcoholics by 15.

Everytime I go home to Michigan, half the change is Canadian.

I am sorry Canada is frequently invaded by you southies, nothing we can do that you manage to acquire Canuck change, try getting them to leave it in the charity box's on the way out next time, thanks

THey call their money the Loony

Technically its the Loonie(at least this is what i keep telling myself), and only our dollar coin is called this

You've it wrong. It's 12.

No, Québecois don't. We think it's a silly name.

The Largest province isn't the only one that thinks the name could use some revision. But then again its supposedly patriotic.

[Vhlad]

[Tannniss]

...obviously of Viking descent, rather than the Francois version.....

[Borror0]

/snip

By the way, you forgot an important one: French Canadian girls are freaking hot.

[FluffyCalico]

By the way, you forgot an important one: French Canadian girls are freaking hot.

if by hot you mean they sweat alot due being covered in more hair than chewy...then I agree.


if by hot you mean pretty...LMAO stop that it hurts when I fall out of my chair laughing.

[Fenrisulven6]

Canada is near the continent of Britania right? Next to Paris?

[Elsbet]

Canada is a myth created by NORAD to fool the Russians.

[Freeman]

They really did invade

[Pwesiela]

They really did invade

The redcoats are coming? The redcoats are coming again? Wait till you see the whites of the mounties eyes?

Nah. That just don't sound right.

[Rune_Darkfire]

This thread is a whole lot of win.

Rare poster here, but thank you for making my day / week

[Joahalex]

Top 10 things all those who play DDO with a Canadian in your group should know:

1) When a Canadian makes a statement that ends with the word "eh" at the end - we are usually asking a question and need an answer.
example. Pulling that level will spring a trap eh? = Shoudl I pull the lever and spring the trap?

2) If a Canadian goes afk - it's always for beer - so raise your glass in turn and toast said Canadian when they return - don't worry they will leave again in a minute to get another one , we drink a lot up here!

3) You would drink a lot too if almost 80% of your population lived next to New York, Michigan, Wyoming and Montana!

4) Canadians have to limit their early morning game play from October - June for snow removal - shovelling takes a long long long time

5) Lag is less in Canada - just live with our better connections - comes from the almost monopoly for internet service up here

6) Canadians get to go to Cuba - so if we aren't online we might be down there have a truly stellar vacation - all by ourselves!

7) Canadians are more patriotic than you think - we are just used to hiding it

8) Every Canadian at one point or another wanted to get a Maple Leaf tattooed onto their chest at one point in their lives - and we are ****ed that option is not available in character development for DDO.

9) Canadians tend to get lost a bit in this game - signage in Caanda is very explicit because of all the snow - when you can't see the **** road most of the year the signs better rock so we kind of depend on signage a lot and, well, there just aren't that many signs out in the desert or the vale!

10) Don't bother tryring to have the "american beer doesn't suck" argument with a Canadian - just realize you are wrong and that our beer is better - which is why during Prohibition for the US you all came north to get it!

[psykopeta]

That's 10 years since last post, i never understood how do people manage to do that, amazing indeed

[Hobgoblin]

That's 10 years since last post, i never understood how do people manage to do that, amazing indeed

i thought all threads were wiped in one of the thread migrations thingees

[Memnir]

[C-Dog]

i never understood how do people manage to do that, amazing indeed

Yeah, or block-quote dozens of lines just to add a smiley face.

[Swimms]

That way they both get to watch the hockey game!!