Let me ask my Guild Leader -- In Game Advice, Boast Debunking and DDO Info.

**Clay** · 10-28-2009, 08:39 AM

Originally Posted by Clay

Is it true that Zerjing causes impotence?

This post just got flagged for negative rep...

Dear guild leader... do you think that the only negative contributor to this thread is continuing to fester or is it a new reader with a "private problem?"

**Murgatroyd** · 10-28-2009, 09:08 AM

Originally Posted by Clay

or is it a new reader with a "private problem?"

If it's a privates problem, then there's a pill for that

On a side note...
Dear guild leader,

How do you handle server down time?

**al73r** · 10-28-2009, 09:25 AM

Originally Posted by Rayzorlew

Somewhere on her!

???

I'm not sure about this answer?

**Bunker** · 10-28-2009, 11:18 AM

Originally Posted by Murgatroyd

How do you handle server down time?

You pick 1 single thread to post in. And continue the constant drivel until the game resumes.

**Rayzorlew** · 10-28-2009, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by Clay

This post just got flagged for negative rep....
Dear guild leader... do you think that the only negative contributor to this thread is continuing to fester or is it a new reader with a "private problem?"

Clay its probably all those pis’d-off gamer wives out there!
Think about it….
They’re all, “Faster honey, faster!”
…and the gamer husbands are all like, “No if I “ZERG” Clay said I might go impotent!”

I know Pixa hates you now!
…but I just couldn’t chance it!

Originally Posted by Murgatroyd

Dear guild leader,
How do you handle server down time?

Lots of alcohol….some porn…..and the forums.

Originally Posted by al73r

???
I'm not sure about this answer?

Al73r….When you look at this picture….one of two things pop in a persons mind.
Its either a weemer tip, or a teetee nip….I believe what you see, tells a lot about that person!

…and I personally see a teetee nip.

But I’m not judging, I’m just telling what "I" see…..

Originally Posted by Bunker

You pick 1 single thread to post in. And continue the constant drivel until the game resumes.

Bunk, Come on!
Alcohol!
Porn!
…..aren’t they like food groups or something?

**Uamhas** · 10-28-2009, 08:06 PM

Hey Wompadingazor, all I see in Alter's post quote is a message from Tripod, but no pic.

**Rayzorlew** · 10-28-2009, 08:17 PM

Originally Posted by Uamhas

Hey Wompadingazor, all I see in Alter's post quote is a message from Tripod, but no pic.

Well I can't see any pics at work...but last night when I got home, there was a pic there.
I swear!
**looks around**
I'm not crazy!
I promise Uamha there was!

Edited: I think Ninja's took my pic. Those sneeky.......

**Uamhas** · 10-28-2009, 08:23 PM

Hey guildleader... how long will you have to *insert naughty thing here that Womp already knows what I mean* before I forgive your faux pas of putting up a dead link?

**Rayzorlew** · 10-28-2009, 08:48 PM

Originally Posted by Uamhas

Hey guildleader... how long will you have to *insert naughty thing here that Womp already knows what I mean* before I forgive your faux pas of putting up a dead link?

I went and replaced my original pic with a better one!

...but Uamha your right I should have known better...I guess your going to have to spank me.

**DoctorWhofan** · 10-29-2009, 02:25 AM

sigh

Dear Guildleader. Ren called me Eva Braun on another thread. I dunno if I should be sad, insulted, or make some really cool cynaide laced cookies for him. I'm so confused.

**Rayzorlew** · 10-29-2009, 06:12 AM

Originally Posted by DoctorWhofan

sigh

Dear Guildleader. Ren called me Eva Braun on another thread. I dunno if I should be sad, insulted, or make some really cool cynaide laced cookies for him. I'm so confused.

No matter what do NOT reproduce with him!
He'll try and say"...but I'm trying to make the perfect race of zergers."
But no reproducing!

Try the cookies!

**Murgatroyd** · 10-29-2009, 09:32 AM

Dear guild leader,

With the accidental addition of guild ranks, could you please give us a breakdown of Legion's hierarchy?

**gorloch** · 10-29-2009, 11:45 PM

Originally Posted by Rayzorlew

Somewhere on her!

Nice.

PIXA

**Rayzorlew** · 10-30-2009, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by Murgatroyd

Dear guild leader,

With the accidental addition of guild ranks, could you please give us a breakdown of Legion's hierarchy?

I'm not sure how it will go yet, but I know our probies will be called "fluffers".

**enochiancub** · 10-30-2009, 06:27 PM

Dear Legion Guild Leader.

You told me a year ago that I had a purty mouth and that I could be a "fluffer". It's been a year, i'm rather chapped and yet still I have not been invited to the Guild.

Also, what is the guilds policy on knee pads and or corrective surgeries, rolling around on a jury rigged board with wheels has gotten kind of old.

**Murgatroyd** · 10-30-2009, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by Rayzorlew

I'm not sure how it will go yet, but I know our probies will be called "fluffers".

Then they can graduate to pileons?

**Rayzorlew** · 10-30-2009, 07:14 PM

Originally Posted by Murgatroyd

Then they can graduate to pileons?

No.......thats when they don't cut it, and are forced to join "The Band of the Shifting Sands".

J/k...lol,

Got to admit Murg, that was a good one.

**Murgatroyd** · 11-02-2009, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by Rayzorlew

No.......thats when they don't cut it, and are forced to join "The Band of the Shifting Sands".

J/k...lol,

Got to admit Murg, that was a good one.

All good, we've got two suitable guild tags atm

**Rayzorlew** · 11-02-2009, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by enochiancub

Dear Legion Guild Leader.

You told me a year ago that I had a purty mouth and that I could be a "fluffer". It's been a year, i'm rather chapped and yet still I have not been invited to the Guild.

Also, what is the guilds policy on knee pads and or corrective surgeries, rolling around on a jury rigged board with wheels has gotten kind of old.

Enoch I told you to just do what your told!
Now I have to have Clay deal with you.

*moments later*

Clay: It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
enochiancub: Mister... my family will pay plat. Whatever you're askin' for, they pay it.
Clay: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
[to his dog, Precious]
Clay: Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose!
enochiancub: Okay... okay... okay. Mister, if you let me go, I won't - ask to join Legion again, I promise.
Clay: Now it places the lotion in the basket.
enochiancub: Please! Please I wanna go home! I just wanted to be in Legion, please!
Clay: It places the lotion in the basket.
enochiancub: I wanna see my mommy! Please I wanna see my...
Clay: Put the ****ing lotion in the basket!

**enochiancub** · 11-02-2009, 07:08 PM

Originally Posted by Rayzorlew

Enoch I told you to just do what your told!
Now I have to have Clay deal with you.

*moments later*

Clay: It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
enochiancub: Mister... my family will pay plat. Whatever you're askin' for, they pay it.
Clay: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
[to his dog, Precious]
Clay: Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose!
enochiancub: Okay... okay... okay. Mister, if you let me go, I won't - ask to join Legion again, I promise.
Clay: Now it places the lotion in the basket.
enochiancub: Please! Please I wanna go home! I just wanted to be in Legion, please!
Clay: It places the lotion in the basket.
enochiancub: I wanna see my mommy! Please I wanna see my...
Clay: Put the ****ing lotion in the basket!

OMG, it's like you opened my fantasy diary right to the page about Jame Gumb and the vat of chocolate pudding!!

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