Oh Bartie what a way to make an impression on a woman. Wow your wife must be so proud of you. Oh and as for your mathematical example even my poor dog could figure that one out. As for love room I don't think the janitor's closet at your local high school has the ambiance that could whoo PIXA.
As for how I measure up and what notation I like to use it is all irrelevant. I prefer to use my mind and my tongue to stimulate a woman.