Auction Fees

[Inspire]

You say "krazy" like it's a bad thing. *shifty eyes*

True! Although I've never met a person that Uma couldn't out "krazy".

[branmakmuffin]

You say "krazy" like it's a bad thing. *shifty eyes*

Are you sure?

Did you check?

Everywhere?

Twice?

Times infinity?

Plus one?

[ShaeNightbird]

True! Although I've never met a person that Uma couldn't out "krazy".

Yet...

[DoctorWhofan]

Dean and Sam Winchester,
something very strange going on here, or possibly TAPS!

snicker! Think the TAPS team would come to Stormreach? Do we have a hotel?

[Uamhas]

True! Although I've never met a person that Uma couldn't out "krazy".

For that, you get a sweet!
Check yer mail in-game.

[Uamhas]

Are you sure?

Did you check?

Everywhere?

Twice?

Times infinity?

Plus one?

The rounds...
First the lock on the front security door, all 4 of them. and the police bar. Blinds and the shades and the curtains, followed by a wool blankets... got em from a surplus store, honest, not from the barracks... with bells on each of the corners so if they try to slip through it rings an alarm. Don't forget to rig the tub drain with a stopper and chain attached to a loosely capped bottle of drano so if they jostle it trying to get in they get lye in the eye... Tape the toilet seat and lid to the bowl, back door gets the chiffrobe in front of it, attic is nailed shut. With boards nailed on top of the nails nailing the nailed trapdoor shut. No chimney, phew, that could present difficulties.
*hums and toddles off to make sure the home is secure...

[ShaeNightbird]

Ah, but something always seems to get in somehow, doesn't it. It dissolves, and seeps in between the molecules of the very walls. What is security anyway? A cheap attempt to reassure that all the measures will ensure success. Ha.
A cynic, one might say. But dimensional shift can cause some disturbing holograms my friend, oh yes indeed. One can never be too sure about those optical illusions. *Rips the aluminum foil hat from her head and stomps it on the ground in disgust, muttering "Lies. Lies! And it was heavy duty, too."

[UnderwearModel]

Sure it is a drain, but it takes the platinum out of the game.

I buy and sell lots of things on the auction. Recently sold PK wands and +4 Mithril Breastplate. I bought arrows for a friend that is just starting out on auction buyouts.

My characters are never broke. I am not carrying a million platinum on any of my characters either, but I can always repair my equipment or buy something nice if I see it.

And you cannot forget to add in your posting fee.

And if I ever sold something for 300,000 Platinum that would be more than any of my characters have. I would not complain. 210,000 platinum goes a LONG way in this game.