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Dear Developers,
Even if I made a completionist build and ran around with constant Yugo and DDO Store stat pot boosts--I fear I will not be the uberz. A missed jump or misfired wand still might do my party in.
To compensate for my limitations, I'd like to be able to purchase twitch skills from the DDO store. I understand there may be some complexity in implementing this. Therefore I am willing to wait up to three (3) days for this.
Thanks much. Looking forward to being the uberz!
Like you say, it might be a bit hard to implement like you asked for. It seems to me that something around the lines of New Super Mario Bros. Wii's Super Guide Mode would be easier to code and achieve the same function. That is, it basically plays the game for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by KingOfCheese
I mean, if Nintendo did it, it CAN'T be a bad idea. Right?
Hmmm. I like the Easy Button concept (can never have enough of those). But I'd like to believe, or at least seriously pretend, that "it was all me." I'm looking more for something that improves my reflexes, timing, and attention span and that integrates my game knowledge with immediate physical responses and gives me an all-star linebacker's perception and responsiveness to what every other team-mate and opponent is doing in real time. That's why I'm giving them three days. I figure it will take a little while to code that.
But, it was all you!Quote:
Originally Posted by KingOfCheese
I mean, had no one else had the ingenuity and intellect to click on that Easy Button, you would have never had it THAT easy!!
I guess you are right. And the fact that real-world money was used to buy it would give an extra sense of importance.
I'll take it.
But I want to make sure that it appears to others that I have mad skills beyond the ingenuity and intellect skills you mention. I want to be uberz and I want people to recognize me as uberz. Then everyone will love me. And that is what is most important, after all.
You're asking them to add Ritalin to the DDO store?Quote:
Originally Posted by KingOfCheese
If that would get me there--sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Urguwno
I was about to agree with you and suggest that Turbine adds a feature that sends us love letters, to make us feel loved, but then I remembered that "when people are more emotionally unstable, they'll make purchases" so I guess that it might plays against us. It's sad because, like you said, being loved is the most important!Quote:
Originally Posted by KingOfCheese
That is an odd Catch-22. People would pay just about anything for love. But love will cause them to buy less.
Maybe Turbine could just make these Twitch Skill pots available to me and no one else. Obviously, they'd like to keep everyone else disturbed and purchasing. But since I am so perfectly emotionally stable (as evidenced by my very rational desire to be the uberz), it seems that the risks for Turbine are non-existent with respect to me.
Now the counter argument would be that they should not code things for just one player. In response to that, I provide the incontestable facts that:
1) I am special; and
2) Please
Obviously. It is impossible for you desire to be "uberz" to be caused by a lack of self-esteem (which would itself be cause by a, er, shortcoming in your pants).Quote:
Originally Posted by KingOfCheese
Utterly, totally impossible! Right?
Great justifications!Quote:
Originally Posted by KingOfCheese
If you allow, I would make a third suggestion:
3) I took Broccoli hostage
If they ask for evidence, you make him confirm it with Twitter.
OMG you both I owe + rep to when I can again this is the best back and forth convo ive read all day :)
Impossible indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Borror0
I like the way you think mister.Quote:
Originally Posted by Borror0
I tell that to myself all the time. People look at me weirdly when I do, though. I think they are envious, with reason. Can't really blame them.Quote:
Originally Posted by KingOfCheese
It is to expect when two masterminds share they thoughts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kalari
I will rep you,too, for recognizing our genius. That is how kind I am. No, there is no need to thank me (but, if you do, my obviously not overinflated ego will appreciate).
Try meth.Quote:
Originally Posted by KingOfCheese
I have no qualms with the repping. However, the achievement is expected--some things are inherently recognizable. I expect people to recognize and congratulate us on our genius. And our unquestionable honor, good looks, sexiness, and humility. It is the order of things.Quote:
Originally Posted by Borror0
If they provide it in the DDO store, I am willing to give it a go. Although I do worry about the loss of weight over time--I find I neglect eating as it is when playing for long stints.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thrudh
lol oh my darn having to wait to rep :) this has really been good readingQuote:
Originally Posted by KingOfCheese
Bloody never thought I'd do what I just did. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Borror0
Isn't this part of your divine right to rule? Royalty, as well as genius, flows with thy veins, there can be not a doubt.Quote:
Originally Posted by KingOfCheese
Yes. That is correct. Thank you for reminding the community about these important principles.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hafeal
As such, you need not so much as ask as perhaps, demand? Sire?Quote:
Originally Posted by KingOfCheese
*bows, with flair*
You forgot to mention the fact that it makes him, by definition, well-endowed. For this, you shall be flogged.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hafeal
I could demand. But I like to appear benevolent. I find it is best to give people the perception that they have an option.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hafeal
Ah, but he is practicing an enlightened monarchy ...Quote:
Originally Posted by Borror0
Quote:
Originally Posted by KingOfCheese
He said that He likes to appear benevolent, fool. The Great King of Cheese never said He was benevolent. Ah, those gullible and idiotic commoners!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hafeal
Crikies, that article! Don't let anyone from Turbine read that. /shudderQuote:
Originally Posted by Borror0
But they can give him twitch skills ... until he has them, appearing beneficial might be beneficial. Otherwise, he might tell them to eat cake and find his head under the blade of a guillotine. :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Borror0
He is The King of Cheese, not Le Roi du Fromage. It won't happen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hafeal
hehe just as I promised I came back and spread the rep love this was a fun read the first time and even funnier the second time around :)
You should read it a third time. I don't know if it will be more entertaining than the second time, but we are so marvelous we're certainly worth a third read.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kalari
As a side note. I want to mention that this is the first time I see a thread with literally no opposition. It's just another proof of how clever and physically attractive we are!