Cerulean: Why I remmeber the LAST Time +Sir Lawrcence came down.
To the Lobster no less!
[Begins equipping Blue Dragon Scale Docent, Amulet of the Stormreaver, Gr Lightning Prot item. Begins casting Resist Electricity, Prot Energy: Electricity, Globe of Invunerbility, Otto's Irrestable Dance....]
Why nothing to worry about fellow citizen. Just, getting ready for the dance part of the celebration, it's electric! Move along move along....yes yes, that IS an interesting glyph on the harbor Giles, not seen since the LAST great civilization here...yes I hope it doesn't rain too.....
(Oh yeah, Cerulean ABSOLUTELY trusts extra security that was originally hired by the 12 before we had to step in and clean up that Shavarrath mess.....)
From the Pork Chop Express
You just listen to the ol' Pork Chop Express an' take his advice on a dark and stormy night when some wild-eyed eight-foot tall maniac grabs your neck an' taps the back of your favorite head up against a barroom wall. An' he looks you crooked in the eye an' he asks if you've paid your dues. You look right back at that big sucker an' remember what Jack Burton always says at times like that. "Have
you paid your dues, Jack" "No, sir, I've just charged 'em." Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it.
Please tell me we are not all decended from Pokemon!
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Pellegro
EEEEWWWWW!!!!!