Your best broccoli pic

[FluffyCalico]

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n41/Kamineko2/broccoli.jpg

http://dvdmedia.ign.com/media/reviews/image/feb/ppg2.jpg

[Aranticus]

http://vegetarianism-is-evil.com/NoBroccoli.jpg

[PentegarnDarras]

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http://blog.lib.umn.edu/ster0171/socks/broccoli.jpg

[Jayfunked]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:0j4yic9oov6MIM:http://theinspirationroom.com

[Mockduck]

http://my.ddo.com/mockduck/wp-content/blogs.dir/7577/files/my-gallery/broccoli-swift.jpg

[DrIntrigue]

@Mockduck

Ha ha ha, that's awesome. Topical too!

[jdawg70]

+1 rep for Mock!!!

[Hellllboy]

+1 Mock!

Thats gotta be the funniest thing I have seen all day!

ROFL

[Tolero]

Tee hee, I love the broccoli (http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs279.snc1/10635_164133710991_22694160991_3591263_844700_n.jp g) thread

[Xgemina]

Tee hee, I love the broccoli (http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs279.snc1/10635_164133710991_22694160991_3591263_844700_n.jp g) thread

So, according your picture, the lil' warrior is a Xoriat expat?

[dasein18]

Thread of the day.. +1 rep.

[FlimsyFirewood]

Oh man. Thanks for making our day guys. Good stuff. :)

[Eladrin]

Oh man. Thanks for making our day guys. Good stuff. :)
Great. Now I'm gonna get a request to have Piloto stat the dread Broccoli of Xoriat.

[Dozen_Black_Roses]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_k3Ty4xpmZ6A/Rheu1XNkTuI/AAAAAAAAAAs/4Ap4fisqnf4/s320/broccoli02.jpg http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KOn-7KjFHPI/SewJMtMkTGI/AAAAAAAAAXM/xSZ5qMntfF4/s320/Brutal+Broccoli.jpg
Chuck Brockly
Likes- cheering for his least favorite teams
Dislikes- armpits that smell of asparagus

http://www.nataliedee.com/051007/new-excuses-for-not-eating-broccoli.jpg

http://www.threedonia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/broccoli20do20not20want.jpg

[KoboldKiller]

http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/stewie-stewie-griffin-887938_289_300.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-pictures-angry-cat-wonders-what-part-of-carnivore-confuses-you.jpg

[SnowyWolf]

http://www.hoitytoity.com.au/images/options/BROCCOLI400.gif

[Kraldor]

http://sale.images.woot.com/Choppin__Broccoli97oStandard.png

[DrIntrigue]

Here's my contribution...

FIGHT!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2585/3945272905_7ae281e4db_o.jpg

[kyebosh]

Mockduck, I actualy laughed out loud :D Thank you

[QuantumFX]

@Mockduck

Ha ha ha, that's awesome. Topical too!

They’re worth about +200 rep points.

[Memnir]

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Green Broccoli needs FOOD BADLY!

[Memnir]

Mr. Broccoli's BROC-OUT!
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[Safire]

Vile Weed! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJw6Z-MLyBA&feature=related)

(I actually like the stuff)

[Talon_Moonshadow]

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n41/Kamineko2/broccoli.jpg

http://dvdmedia.ign.com/media/reviews/image/feb/ppg2.jpg

I know it's not a hamster.

(/wonders if anyone will get the referance) ;)

[FluffyCalico]

Keep it up we need more pics

http://i.biblio.com/z/792/251/9780439251792.jpg

[Mockduck]

http://sale.images.woot.com/Choppin__Broccoli97oStandard.png

Okay, where do I buy this t-shirt?


Here's my contribution...

FIGHT!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2585/3945272905_7ae281e4db_o.jpg


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Green Broccoli needs FOOD BADLY!


Mr. Broccoli's BROC-OUT!
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The above three contributions very much rule.

[vainangel]

Here's my contribution...

FIGHT!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2585/3945272905_7ae281e4db_o.jpg

oh please plug that thing into a mugen

[SirAggravator]

I loved Jerry's picture so much I made a crude ms paint one!

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a321/aggravator/ddo_broccoli.jpg

[Memnir]

A Favored Broc!
I likes it! I likes it a lot!!! :D

[Elsbet]

Tee hee, I love the broccoli (http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs279.snc1/10635_164133710991_22694160991_3591263_844700_n.jp g) thread

Grrr... Stupid work net nanny won't let me look! Is your broccoli nekkid or something?

[Memnir]

What really came through the portal on Mars... and why you really needed the chainsaw!




......http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn12/EnPsyane/BrocDoom.jpg





Fun Fact: BFG really stands for Broccoli Fun Gun. It's a fact, ask id.

[GlassCannon]

Great. Now I'm gonna get a request to have Piloto stat the dread Broccoli of Xoriat.

Consider this the request then ;)

[moorewr]

Memnir wins the Internet. AGAIN.

[Memnir]

Memnir wins the Internet. AGAIN.

You like me! You really, really like me!


......http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn12/EnPsyane/brocciaward.jpg



First of all, I'd like to thank the Academy for allowing me this great honor...

[Keeper]

If I were drinking coffee right now, it would be spewing from my nose. :D

[DrIntrigue]

Hey all,

For your photoshopping pleasure, I've put together a pile of assets from the banners... mostly different sizes of broccoli :)

Enjoy!

http://www.ddo.com/media/banners/broccoli/broccoli-1.png
http://www.ddo.com/media/banners/broccoli/broccoli-2.png
http://www.ddo.com/media/banners/broccoli/broccoli-3.png
http://www.ddo.com/media/banners/broccoli/broccoli-4.png
http://www.ddo.com/media/banners/broccoli/beholder.png
http://www.ddo.com/media/banners/broccoli/hero.png

[DrIntrigue]

What really came through the portal on Mars... and why you really needed the chainsaw!


That would freak me out more than any Hell Knight

[brlftz]

that may be the funniest banner ad i've ever seen, and also one of the most effective. the up and down sword slash fight was such a tasty mockery of those other games. i lol'd for hours

[Murgatroyd]

Final Broccoli :D

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa109/geekdevil/ff_broccoli.jpg

[Memnir]

That would freak me out more than any Hell KnightIt's that freaky smile on Mr. Broccoli, methinks. :)
Final Broccoli :DGah! Ya beat me to it.

[Murgatroyd]

Who could forget Dragon Broccoli? :)

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa109/geekdevil/dw_broccoli.png

[Memnir]

Who could forget these classics, both recent and from the days of yore...



Cultivar Scrolls II: Vegifall

.....http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn12/EnPsyane/veggirfall.jpg


Cultivar Scrolls IV: Broclivion

.....http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn12/EnPsyane/brocoscrolls.jpg

[SirAggravator]

Memnir absolutely brilliant, brought a tear to my eye :D

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a321/aggravator/broctitan.jpg

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a321/aggravator/largebroc.jpg

[Ustice]

In case you wanted a favicon of your little pal... ;)

http://ustice.net/images/favicons/broccoli.ico

(He works on light backgrounds too.)

[Memnir]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a321/aggravator/largebroc.jpgI hereby DEMAND broccoli crafting!

[geoffhanna]

http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/dd324/geoffhanna/misc/broccollinoir.jpg

[DrIntrigue]

@geoffhanna

Ha ha ha, nice.

[Arlith]

Great. Now I'm gonna get a request to have Piloto stat the dread Broccoli of Xoriat.

I would settle for the server back.

Oh, and my Broccoli Pic.....

"You are likely to be eaten by a broccoli..."


http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/c8bb6f2b8f.jpg

[Clover_Luckyleaf]

http://www.ddo.com/media/article_images/broccoli.jpg

[Memnir]

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[Ustice]

When memes colide:

http://www.ustice.net/images/other/crashing-broccoli.jpg

And for the lolcat flavor

http://ustice.net/skitch/crashing-broccoli.jpg_%28JPEG_Image%2C_584x387_pixels%29-20090923-135949.jpg

[Ranmaru2]

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa247/Arshelan/LiuKangfatality.jpg

[Keeper]

Ahhhh, I'm in stitches! :D

[trptim]

No picture, but ...

Yesterday, we had broccoli as the vegetable for dinner, and I decide to put in Simpson's Season 12 for some dinner entertainment.
The first episode is the Halloween episode and Homer chokes to death on broccoli.

Fortunately this did not seem to affect my daughter's enjoyment of eating the broccoli

[Taluron]

No picture, but ...

Yesterday, we had broccoli as the vegetable for dinner, and I decide to put in Simpson's Season 12 for some dinner entertainment.
The first episode is the Halloween episode and Homer chokes to death on broccoli.

Fortunately this did not seem to affect my daughter's enjoyment of eating the broccoli

So instead of
"Can't sleep, the clown will eat me"
you're saying
"Can't eat, the broccoli will choke me"?

Cry HAVOC and release the broccoli of war!

[Grimgore]

Gods I love this thread!

[Pwesiela]

OK, this deserves a mention:

Attack of the Killer Broccoli!!!! (http://www.spassmonkey.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/broccoli.htm)

[Memnir]

I'll get you my Pretty, and your little Beholder, too!



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[Memnir]

Predictably, it was Wesley who had broken the Holodeck again...








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[Keeper]

<cracking up> :D:D:D

[Laprion]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2729/ddobu.jpg (http://img12.imageshack.us/i/ddobu.jpg/)


Can't wait for Mod 10 to come out

[Laprion]

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/3464/ladybroc.jpg (http://img30.imageshack.us/i/ladybroc.jpg/)


The Newest Pop Sensation


IT's Lady Broccoli

[Pwesiela]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f345/mehn_deke/BroccoliInvaders.jpg

[Visty]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f345/mehn_deke/BroccoliInvaders.jpg

+1 rep, but virtual because i have to give others befor
think ill rep eladrin, just because...

[Pwesiela]

+1 rep, but virtual because i have to give others befor
think ill rep eladrin, just because...

:(

Guess I'll just go eat broccoli...

[SnowyWolf]

:(

Guess I'll just go eat broccoli...

No! Dont give in!

I rep'ed you for the pic. Made me laugh. :)

[Memnir]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f345/mehn_deke/BroccoliInvaders.jpgGah!
Beaten out on yet another idea.... :D

[Clover_Luckyleaf]

Not a picture... but the best Broccoli Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onZZYTq-CAY) ever!

[Memnir]

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[Geriant]

My photoshop skills are non-existant, but I am surprised no one has replaced treants in the LOTR movies with broccoli yet but maybe it's too obvious.. or redid pacman with the ghosts as broccoli and pacman as the beholder. ;)

[DimmuBurgerKing]

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+1723473472 epic reputation. lol

[Visty]

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+1 virtual rep too, gave you too much already

[Kraldor]

http://sale.images.woot.com/Choppin__Broccoli97oStandard.png
Okay, where do I buy this t-shirt?

It was originally on shirt.woot (Link (http://shirt.woot.com/Friends.aspx?k=7505)) but they don't sell it anymore atm. You can try looking on teetrade.org to see if you can buy it off someone else. (Search Broccoli (http://teetrade.org/search.php))

[cdbd3rd]

http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/dd324/geoffhanna/misc/broccollinoir.jpg



http://home.att.net/~cdbd3rd/rofl.gif


Okay, that one got me past chuckle to a real LOL. :)

[Kraldor]

For those of us with adblock and had no idea what the hell was going on here:

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CI2NmLKDhdHIQxDYBRhaMghIe4Odo9NarQ

[Memnir]

or redid pacman with the ghosts as broccoli and pacman as the beholder. ;)Actually.... I was already working on it. :)




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[Memnir]

Not a picture... but the best Broccoli Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onZZYTq-CAY) ever!And yes, that is indeed the bestest Broccoli song ever.
I admit to have been singing under my breath as I've worked on some of my contributions to the thread. :D

[Visty]

so i made a try too

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6464/promoforumbannermod9.png (http://img15.imageshack.us/i/promoforumbannermod9.png/)

[kyebosh]

http://kye.weedons.net/vault/Sexybroc.jpg

...you other veggies don't know how to rock...

[Pwesiela]

For those of us with adblock and had no idea what the hell was going on here:

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CI2NmLKDhdHIQxDYBRhaMghIe4Odo9NarQ

Thanks! I didn't have a clue (adblock ftw) and just felt like chiming in anyways!

So, where's the broccoli in that?

[Blazer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bc/Albert_R._Broccoli.jpg

[Visty]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bc/albert_r._broccoli.jpg

:D :D

+1

text so smileys work

[Memnir]

One smart vegi....





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[geoffhanna]

http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/dd324/geoffhanna/misc/fight-1.jpg

[Visty]

YUMMY

http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/1009/screenshot00240.png (http://img188.imageshack.us/i/screenshot00240.png/)

[Visty]

what have you done with Tower of Despair with the last patch??

part2 is horrible now
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/4801/screenshot00242.jpg (http://img3.imageshack.us/i/screenshot00242.jpg/) http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/screenshot00242.jpg/1/w1185.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img3/screenshot00242.jpg/1/)

and even the council of doom didnt hold you
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/8079/screenshot00247.jpg (http://img242.imageshack.us/i/screenshot00247.jpg/) http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/screenshot00247.jpg/1/w1518.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img242/screenshot00247.jpg/1/)

[geoffhanna]

http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/dd324/geoffhanna/misc/BadMoonRising.jpg

[TommyBoy]

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/3203/playitagainbroc.jpg

[QuintonReece]

Ok, I love this stuff,... but how did this whole broccoli thing start?

[FluffyCalico]

broccoli tee shirts
http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/item/byobroccoli-green-tshirt/91876420

[Minor_Threat]

http://www.cohesivegraphics.com/images/ddo_gothic.jpg

[Memnir]

Madness.....










....http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn12/EnPsyane/thisisbroccoli-1.jpg




This... IS... BROCCOLI!!!

[kyebosh]

http://kye.weedons.net/vault/LotB.jpg

[Arlith]

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/00cb1e0581.jpg

What? My image editing skills need work. Sorry, been too busy working on my FvS.

[Memnir]

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[Minor_Threat]

http://www.cohesivegraphics.com/images/memnir_broc.jpg

[Sambvca]

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/00cb1e0581.jpg

What? My image editing skills need work. Sorry, been too busy working on my FvS.
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n49/Sambvca/RockyandIvan.jpg

[Arlith]

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/5e024f8f67.jpg

Frack the boomstick! Beware the Broccoli stick!!!

[Torosar]

You never know where or when Broccoli is going to pop up!

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n189/Torosar/pipeplant2.jpg

[Merciful_Death]

Not a Beholder, but I think I'm still in the theme.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQi3q-Nf9wA&feature=player_embedded

[SirAggravator]

Ok, I love this stuff,... but how did this whole broccoli thing start?

It comes from the DDO banner advert - it appears at the top of this thread too.

The link was posted earlier in this thread - in case you cant see banner ads.
http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CI2NmLKDhdHIQxDYBRhaMghIe4Odo9NarQ

:D

[kyebosh]

http://kye.weedons.net/vault/broccijima.jpg

[kyebosh]

http://kye.weedons.net/vault/broccolisquare.jpg

[Lanuric]

For the record, I like broccoli, but I got a good laugh from this thread. So I had to contribute!

http://i34.tinypic.com/selml3.png

http://i33.tinypic.com/dptmqg.png

[Visty]

For the record, I like broccoli, but I got a good laugh from this thread. So I had to contribute!

http://i34.tinypic.com/selml3.png


THAT one

HAHAHAHAHAHA, uber

[SirAggravator]

Some truly genius broc pics.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a321/aggravator/shiningbroc-1.jpg

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a321/aggravator/amerbroc.jpg

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a321/aggravator/brocmemento2.jpg

[Murgatroyd]

You shall not veg!

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa109/geekdevil/g_broccoli.png

[Memnir]

http://www.cohesivegraphics.com/images/memnir_broc.jpgActually, I'd love this. :D

[Memnir]

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You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my vegi friend!

[Memnir]

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Forbidden love...

[Spisey]

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Forbidden love...

This one just seems more wrong than the rest! :D:p

[ThrasherGT]

Kinda crude, but Funny (IMHO)

http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu218/ThrasherGT/BroccoliBeholder.jpg

[TommyBoy]

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/4347/bradpittingloriousbrocc.jpg

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/746/m2084clinteastwoodthego.jpg

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/9668/tenbroccolicopy.jpg

[Arlith]

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/ab11c679b5.jpg

[The_Mighty_Cube]

http://www.ddo.com/media/images/TnT/Cube-broccoli.jpg

[Borror0]

Actually, I'd love this. :D
I think it would be a cool move from Tolero/Tarrant to change your title to "I'm nutritious" or something.

As for the brocoli and the beholder, they should become avatars from everyone.

[Tolero]

Hehehe we're working on some avatars ^^

Also, for those of you who were trying to show the broccoli to friends, there is a URL you can use:

http://www.ddo.com/ads/broccoli/

[Borror0]

Hehehe we're working on some avatars ^^
hehe! :D Good.

[cappuccino]

First off, thanks for making me almost spew my morning coffee!!

Although I do not have Memnir's ability to photoshop, or win the internet, I put my noob skills to use and although I admit it is poorly done submit this


http://i410.photobucket.com/albums/pp187/cappuccino13_17/lfb-sample-done-poorly.gif


While creating this, it dawned on me (after the 3rd coffee) to create a thread in Suggestions to get this added to our beloved Stormreach!

[Shadowborne]

http://www.ddo.com/media/images/TnT/succubroc.gif

[Psyk0sisS]

http://www.ddo.com/media/images/TnT/succubroc.gif

Broccubus?! :eek: :D

[Pwesiela]

http://www.ddo.com/media/images/TnT/Cube-broccoli.jpg

Now this one's good. Look, he's screaming in fear!

Who knew the cube could be so...single minded?

Give me a bit and I'll come up with another one. I like this :)

[Elsbet]

http://www.ddo.com/media/images/TnT/succubroc.gif

This is just wrong. Seriously. Wrong on so many levels. My brain will explode now. There will be a huge mess all over the forum and someone's going to have to clean it up and do the paperwork.

[Memnir]

A Street Car Named Broccoli...



http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn12/EnPsyane/streetcarnamedbroccoli.jpg



Behoooolaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IamAkkim]

http://www.ddo.com/media/images/TnT/succubroc.gif

This is offensive to me. Vegetables should never be displayed with so little dressing on them! I demand the image be replaced by something less suggestive... like perhaps an unpeeled canteloupe that sorta resembles a Beholder! =)

--Akkim

[Memnir]

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Beholder that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Fernando too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the kobolds, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...




http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn12/EnPsyane/office-broc.jpg

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[Arlith]

Planet Broccoli

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/ed8e4f635d.jpg

[Pwesiela]

Not to infringe on another Turbine property but...OK, just because I CAN infringe on another Turbine property:

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f345/mehn_deke/BroccoliLOTR.jpg

and


http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f345/mehn_deke/BroccoliGollem.jpg

Stupid fats hobbitses! They stoles it from us! And WE WANTS IT BACK! Our BROCCOLI!!!

[The_Phenx]

IN 2012 its going to be the ABROCALYPSE!!!

http://inlinethumb62.webshots.com/36733/2694070290051410291S600x600Q85.jpg (http://rides.webshots.com/photo/2694070290051410291QnQcAq)

[96th_Malice]

This whole post has been awesome !!

[DrIntrigue]

http://www.ddo.com/media/images/TnT/succubroc.gif

Kinda sexy...

[Pwesiela]

Kinda sexy...

Kinda disturbing...

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[Memnir]

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If there is one thing the history of new content development has taught us it's that monsters will not be contained. Beholders break free, expand to new territory, and crash through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously.

[Mockduck]

Not a Beholder, but I think I'm still in the theme.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQi3q-Nf9wA&feature=player_embedded

That link is amazing. That cat wants his/her broccoli!


For the record, I like broccoli, but I got a good laugh from this thread. So I had to contribute!

http://i34.tinypic.com/selml3.png

http://i33.tinypic.com/dptmqg.png

Man, too funny.


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Forbidden love...



http://www.ddo.com/media/images/TnT/succubroc.gif

Let me just say, this thread totally delivers.

[Ciaran]

http://i38.tinypic.com/fu46q9.jpg

"Brocnan, what is best in life?"
"To crush your celery, see them beeten before you, and to hear the lamentation of their beholders!"

[Visty]

and even VoD got a change:

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/3566/screenshot00250.jpg (http://img121.imageshack.us/i/screenshot00250.jpg/)

(not a good one, i know)

[Memnir]

This is Red-5, I'm going i-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!







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(this would also make the coolest encounter for Spelljammer - ever.)

[Akhad_Durn]

Kinda sexy...

Which is why it is sooo wrong...

[DrIntrigue]

http://i36.tinypic.com/2cr7jiv.gif

[Memnir]

http://i36.tinypic.com/2cr7jiv.gif
Classic. :D

[Vizzini]

Removed because people just don't get it.

[Memnir]

((removed due to potential inadvertent spoiling of District 9's plot))

[Visty]

http://i36.tinypic.com/2cr7jiv.gif

gifs are unfair :/

and i cant even rep you, hahaha

[whysper]

I almost choked on Spartacus. Good work!

[Tolero]

Uh oh.... begun the food fight (http://my.ddo.com/broccoli/2009/09/24/im-nutritious/) has

[Shadowborne]

http://www.ddo.com/media/images/TnT/whyso.gif

[cdbd3rd]

Uh oh.... begun the food fight (http://my.ddo.com/broccoli/2009/09/24/im-nutritious/) has


Oh, that's terible. :p


/Ponders....


So has this thread made the record for number of Dev/CS folks to post in it yet?

I think I lost count at 7....

[DrIntrigue]

http://www.ddo.com/media/images/TnT/whyso.gif

Epic win

[HeavenlyCloud]

Epic win

Thanks!

[Borror0]

So has this thread made the record for number of Dev/CS folks to post in it yet?
I have seen worse, but that was back when HSinclair was around so it's the best we've seen in a long, long time.

It'll probably end up in the Hall of Fame for sure.

[mulletmike]

http://i603.photobucket.com/albums/tt113/kflouie/brocsampson.jpg

Broc Sampson

[Clover_Luckyleaf]

http://www.ddo.com/media/images/TnT/whyso.gif

OMG Full of win! ;)

[DrIntrigue]

http://i33.tinypic.com/dptmqg.png

Awesome! But feels like it's missing something...

Oh yea:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2527/3950716651_3034b1e697_o.jpg

[Memnir]

http://www.ddo.com/media/images/TnT/whyso.gif
I bow before the awesomeness!

[DrIntrigue]

http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/dd324/geoffhanna/misc/fight-1.jpg

Beat me to it. Nice!

[Ustice]

http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/dd324/geoffhanna/misc/fight-1.jpg

Broc Obama?

[Kalundan]

http://www.ddo.com/media/images/TnT/whyso.gif

+2 rep

[DrIntrigue]

http://kye.weedons.net/vault/broccolisquare.jpg

@kyebosh

He's a brave little fella'!

Nice perspective... even casts a shadow.

[DrIntrigue]

Broc Obama?

Ouch... that pun hurt

[Borror0]

Ouch... that pun hurt
That pun seriously kicks axes.

[Ustice]

Ouch... that pun hurt

Beware! I have read Pierce Anthony. I know how to weaponize puns.

[Kalundan]

That pun seriously kicks axes.

check and mate

[Coldin]

That pun seriously kicks axes.

Oh wow...I can't believe it...but I have a reason to give Borror +1... :eek:

Oh..too bad, all out of rep for today. ;)

(Seriously awesome pictures all around guys. :) )

[spifflove]

@kyebosh

He's a brave little fella'!

Nice perspective... even casts a shadow.

I have to say this one is the best so far. Ok I will let you have your turn back.

[Cupcake]

This thread deserves tons of fresh cupcakes.

Thank you for the laughs.

Great job. :D

[Akkim]

Broc Obama?

http://www.iamakkim.com/brocobama.png

Wait.. you can't bring me into this... oh wait.. YES YOU CAN!!!!! =)

--Akkim

[PhoenixFire31]

Beware! I have read Pierce Anthony. I know how to weaponize puns.

I just finished reading A Spell For Chameleon for the 50th time when you posted this LOL!

[cdbd3rd]

Oh wow...I can't believe it...but I have a reason to give Borror +1... :eek:

Oh..too bad, all out of rep for today. ;)

(Seriously awesome pictures all around guys. :) )

I had some left. Got it covered. :)

[JayDubya]

I can't believe no one has already done this
http://www.undefined.com/mordor_broc.jpg

this is like the third derivative of an Internet meme

[Pwesiela]

this is like the third derivative of an Internet meme

Well, to change genre's then, may I present BROCCOLI 2001!!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f345/mehn_deke/Broccoli2001.jpg

[THAC0]

Many people don't realize that the Broccoli has been around for a LONG time in D&D....

Long live the Broccoli! :D

http://takzu.com/dnd/dnd_broc_box.gif

http://takzu.com/dnd/dnd_broc_box_a.gif

http://takzu.com/dnd/dnd_broc_box_b.gif

http://takzu.com/dnd/dnd_broc_box_c.gif

[Lanuric]

I have obtained the little Flash banner, and if its okay with the Cube and the other Devs-that-be, Id like to rework the banner a little for a laugh. I cant action script, but I can work Flash pretty well. Hopefully shouldn't take more than a day or two.

[Memnir]

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[Pwesiela]

I have obtained the little Flash banner, and if its okay with the Cube and the other Devs-that-be, Id like to rework the banner a little for a laugh. I cant action script, but I can work Flash pretty well. Hopefully shouldn't take more than a day or two.

Given the content of this thread so far (and the heavy dev participation) I'd bet that you'd be more than ok, and that they'd probably welcome it. :D

[The_Phenx]

Extra super old school....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTtI70IU4MA

[Visty]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/7734/screenshot00254.jpg (http://img142.imageshack.us/i/screenshot00254.jpg/)

[Guder]

I promise, promise, promise...I was just watching Star Wars IV...and Princess Leia plainly asked "Help us Obi Wan Broccoli...you're our only hope."...I'm trying to get the robot thing to play it back again..but I know that's what I heard...


p.s. OBTW, it's Piers Anthony (SciFi/Fantasy Pun King author)

[Memnir]

Speaking of internet memes...




Broclate Rain!!!

http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn12/EnPsyane/broclaterain.jpg


(he moves away so he can breathe in)

[RioRussell]

http://i1014.photobucket.com/albums/af266/timrolls20s/GoneWithTheWind.jpg

"No, I don't think I will kiss you. Although you need kissing badly. That's what wrong with you. You should be kissed and often by someone who knows how."
-Rhett Broccoli

[geoffhanna]

http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/dd324/geoffhanna/misc/hulccoli.jpg

[Geelario]

Extra super old school....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTtI70IU4MA

Absolutely what I was thinking when the little banner dude started chopping broc. Thanks for looking this up!

I nominate this for Thread of the Year!!!!

[JayDubya]

Memnir: Dark Lord of Broccoli

Everyone else who participated in this thread:

Broccolytes

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.....Broccoli CAT!
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[Gratch]

Early civilization - Brocc was there.
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/517/broccoli2.jpg

Who powered space travel
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/4870/broccoli.jpg

Defying the laws of physics
http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/4894/broccoli4.jpg

Think YOU can handle the Brocc? - WRONG
http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/4605/lcb.jpg

Images broccolated by the wife. Lame captions done by me.

[Memnir]

Are you Sarah Conner?



http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn12/EnPsyane/brocinator.jpg


DADA-DA-DA-DUN! DADA-DA-DA-DUN!

[Murgatroyd]

Are you Sarah Conner?

I was going to do this one, but had to get some work done today ;)

[Pwesiela]

The best kept secret of Her Majesty's Secret Service:

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f345/mehn_deke/BroccoliBond.jpg

[Memnir]

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[Memnir]

Memnir: Dark Lord of Broccoli

Everyone else who participated in this thread:

BroccolytesI don't know about that... but this thread makes me laugh more than any other in a long time. :)
Makes me wish I had 3x my daily limit in Rep to toss about.

[Kalari]

OMG MEM darn it they need to allow me to perma rep you I have not laughed this hard in so long.

Heres my contribution though it pales with the other photo shoppers got to step up my game now lol:

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t116/tyn616/broccoliwoot.jpg

[PhoenixFire31]

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r66/Kivari/RickBroc.jpg

[Vizzini]

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x128/silent_serv/i-have-a-dream.jpg

:eek: :(

[Geelario]

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r66/Kivari/RickBroc.jpg

Oh no!!! Please do NOT bring Broc-Rolling into this...

[Gelandor]

Who powered space travel
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/4870/broccoli.jpg


Haha - its a brocket ship!

[Gelandor]

Are you Sarah Conner?



http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn12/EnPsyane/brocinator.jpg


DADA-DA-DA-DUN! DADA-DA-DA-DUN!

I am the Brocinator!!

LOL

Wish I could give you rep!

[PopeDX]

Broccoli, broccoli, broccoli, broccoli, broccoli, broccoli...

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd182/popedx/broccolibroccolibroccoli.png

[Vizzini]

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x128/silent_serv/the_kiss.jpg

:D:D:D:D:D

[Ustice]

I have obtained the little Flash banner, and if its okay with the Cube and the other Devs-that-be, Id like to rework the banner a little for a laugh. I cant action script, but I can work Flash pretty well. Hopefully shouldn't take more than a day or two.

I'd request one better. Release the source file for the ad, and let us remix it. It can only help.

[Minor_Threat]

The Nutritious Heavyweight champ.
http://www.cohesivegraphics.com/images/brocc.jpg

[Murgatroyd]

Chewbrocca?

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa109/geekdevil/chewbrocca.jpg

[PhoenixFire31]

Broctimus Prime
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r66/Kivari/Broctimus.jpg

[Memnir]

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Broccoli Wins! Broccoli WINS!!! We have a new CHAMP!!! DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES!!!

[Ranmaru2]

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa247/Arshelan/Pearls-before-swine-Cucumber-moment.gif

[Soulrift]

http://soulrift.com/acbroc.jpg

A blast from the past for all you old Turbinites! Sadly it's one of the few Asheron's Call screenshots I still have :'(

I remember it clearly though: big gathering on Morningthaw before going into some dungeon to kill some GM-controlled demon during a live event, but for the life of me I can't remember the demon's name. He's the one that dropped cows on people and created Portals to Teth with a +1000 z-axis so people fell to their doom after taking them. Anyone remember who it was?

Bonus points for catching the references to seekrit Olthoi-slaying weapons and super-duper emotes.

[Safire]

Soulrift, what guild and server were you on? AC was my first mmo, I loved that game.
~Mis B'haven, House of Colier, on WintersEbb.

[Memnir]

Hang with me in my MMO....






http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn12/EnPsyane/brocatar.jpg





Do you wanna date my Brocitar?

[Lanuric]

don't eat him when he's angry, you wouldn't like him when he's angry.

http://i36.tinypic.com/33aw19l.png

[Memnir]

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'Cause this is Broccoli, Broccoli night...

[RioRussell]

There will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the Broccoli. You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want it alive.

http://i1014.photobucket.com/albums/af266/timrolls20s/Bobafett.jpg

[Jonny_D]

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee299/Jondallar/Bruce-Lee13.jpg

Sorry for the weak splice..I have no photoshop only ms paint:o someone can improve on this

[Minor_Threat]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Poor Miley has a skin condition.http://www.cohesivegraphics.com/images/miley_beholder.jpg

[Arlith]

The devils' new secret weapon.

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/bd76f3f5f5.jpg

[Arlith]

Hang with me in my MMO....
Do you wanna date my Brocitar?

WRONG!!!! Don't mess with Felicia!!

[Arlith]

And then I am done for the night.

Fear of Broccoli....

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/b76fba5327.jpg

Evil Broccoli...

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/a030d7f10e.jpg

Brocoonies

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/45a5db2f54.jpg

[SirAggravator]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a321/aggravator/brocfantasia-1.jpg

[Memnir]

Poor Miley has a skin condition.And yet her teeth now look smaller. Odd. :)

[Quanefel]

Anyone make a Broc Norris photo yet? If not, this thread is a failure without one.

[spyderwolf]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s167/minamongoose/funny%20stuff/th19d27bd1.jpg

[spyderwolf]

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u201/anonymic/Broccoli.jpg

[spyderwolf]

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee274/rhinestoneboutique/NoBroccoli.jpg

[spyderwolf]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x181/daddyleon/NomNom-Broccoli.gif

[PhoenixFire31]

Anyone make a Broc Norris photo yet? If not, this thread is a failure without one.

I doubt anyone wants to tempt fate by doing so....roundhouse kicks are killer! :o :D

[Taluron]

Broccoli, broccoli, broccoli, broccoli, broccoli, broccoli...

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd182/popedx/broccolibroccolibroccoli.png

OH NO! It's a Beholllderrr!

(wish I had paint)

[Ustice]

For those with the will to bring more Broccoli love into the world, but don't have Photoshop, (or just like open source software), you can download and install GIMP (http://www.gimp.org/) for free. I've used it, and it is pretty good.

[WolfSpirit]

Beware! I have read Pierce Anthony. I know how to weaponize puns.
-
The Master of Punage!
I've Piles of his books buried in my Brain from my youth...

[Tarrant]

http://www.ddo.com/media/images/TnT/michaelbroccoli.jpg

[Lanuric]

Another piccy I whipped up quickly....ish.

http://i35.tinypic.com/b800gh.png

[Memnir]

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Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Broctrix is...

[JayDubya]

http://www.undefined.com/a_broc_and_his_dog.jpg

[Arlith]

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/a7ec3d1fdb.jpg


Slip Pickens FTW!

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/6fa4cceef4.jpg

[Arlith]

http://www.undefined.com/a_broc_and_his_dog.jpg

I actually like that movie. Even with Don Johnson.

[Lanuric]

before I go to bed. This is the new Uber build on Sarlona. I saw him solo the new raid!

http://i33.tinypic.com/i6ih68.png

[The_Phenx]

http://inlinethumb60.webshots.com/43771/2421368210051410291S600x600Q85.jpg (http://rides.webshots.com/photo/2421368210051410291HdVWQo)

[Memnir]

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[moorewr]

http://houset.info/Coppermine/albums/userpics/10002/Broc-Runner.jpg

Ah, GIMP, I love you so...

[Memnir]

/crosses Blade Runner, Sistine Chapel & Count Chocula off my To Do List.

Missed more good ones... dratnaggit! :D
I either need to radically up my editing speed or boost my caffeine levels to clinically unsafe levels to keep up with y'all. Love it!

[Couatl]

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http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/953/soylent3.jpg

:o

/hides

[404error]

http://houset.info/Coppermine/albums/userpics/10002/Broc-Runner.jpg

Ah, GIMP, I love you so...

oO. . . . . . . . .=D



I <3 you

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Its Broc Crocker
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[Memnir]

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Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-Long Broc

[Elsbet]

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Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-long Broc

Roflmao!

[Vizzini]

That sir is Full of Win!
Well done!!



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Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-Long Broc

[vanoden]

http://www.rootseven.com/broccolisnatchers.jpg

[Arlith]

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/1cd9e02545.jpg

I know three of them, but who is the fourth guy?

[Memnir]

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[Quanefel]

I doubt anyone wants to tempt fate by doing so....roundhouse kicks are killer! :o :D

Yes but Broc Norris would be the ultimate broc. No one has the courage then? I'd do it I'd have to reinstall my PSP and I am lazy right now. o.O

[Akkim]

http://imgur.com/W39Vq.png

Guy Richie's Latest Installment... =)

--Akkim

Edit :: few things about the graphic were bugging me, fixed!

[HeavenlyCloud]

:D

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Defclone/MarylingBrocolli.jpg

[Akkim]

Didn't quite come out as good as I'd hoped... but... blaming the co-worker for the idea =)


Can you smelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

What

http://imgur.com/HPRLB.png

Is cookin'?

Someone can one-up this.. please do! =)

--Akkim