Most akward MT

[CrimsonSeraphim]

So I have some minor entries, but I figure some has a better one than me.

#1 I accidentally sent the contents of a plat seller's message to 3 people meaing to recruit them for a raid because it was the last thing I'd copied and pasted.

#2 I said "AFK S*x" instead of "AFK a sec" and brought the group to its knees with laughter.

[Mad_Bombardier]

#2 I said "AFK S*x" instead of "AFK a sec" and brought the group to its knees with laughter.No problem. Different events, same amount of time! :p

I wish I had embarassing ones to share.

[BGP]

I was running TSE a few months ago and we had two clerics....one of which was abosolutly horrid. (Sorry, in raids we all have rolls to play)

As we were about to kill the beholder, I sent this message to my guild, (or would have been if I didn't type /p instead of /g)

"Anyone know the jacka** cleric *********? He is two weapon fighting in TSE! We almost wiped on fire and ice! I know I'll never group with him again."


Oops lol. For some reason , I never did group with him again.

BGP

[gorloch]

Same type of situation. Meant to /g not /p. Mostly guild party with one member not from guild who was behaving like the typical pick up that you hear about. I had asked the party leader if she could drop the guy from party with a (do ont remember exactly what) comment that was non to nice. As stated above I had /p not /g so the guy saw what it was that I had typed. I don't know how long I was teased about that one.

[hoovs]

I was running TSE a few months ago and we had two clerics....one of which was abosolutly horrid. (Sorry, in raids we all have rolls to play)

As we were about to kill the beholder, I sent this message to my guild, (or would have been if I didn't type /p instead of /g)

"Anyone know the jacka** cleric *********? He is two weapon fighting in TSE! We almost wiped on fire and ice! I know I'll never group with him again."


Oops lol. For some reason , I never did group with him again.

BGP

This one was funny. I was there for that. :) I usually just /p on purpose. :eek:

[Luthen]

A friend of mine on Xoriat was waiting for a reply from a GM for a problem she was having. While waiting she got into a bunch of goofy chats with friends... I was in the group with her so we were just speaking. Well the GM finally responds to her (about 3 hours later... not kidding) but she didn't see it. So her first reply, which she thought was going to a friend, was instead a reply to the GMs text message...

"If you bring the cheese we can have a party in my mouth"

If you're a GM and see this text out of context what is your first impression?

I fell out of my chair I laughed so hard for a good 10 minutes.:D

[Katrina]

A friend of mine on Xoriat was waiting for a reply from a GM for a problem she was having. While waiting she got into a bunch of goofy chats with friends... I was in the group with her so we were just speaking. Well the GM finally responds to her (about 3 hours later... not kidding) but she didn't see it. So her first reply, which she thought was going to a friend, was instead a reply to the GMs text message...

"If you bring the cheese we can have a party in my mouth"

If you're a GM and see this text out of context what is your first impression?

I fell out of my chair I laughed so hard for a good 10 minutes.:D

Holy Hell thats funny!!

[Harrington]

I've actually managed to avoid comitting any serious mt faux pas, but I've received a few:

/p Yeah, let's drop and reform without this idiot
/p If the bard won't heal, boot him, we have CC.

/g She sounds really hot
/tell #### Dude, that is his son...

[Vincenz]

Had a guildie who was a horrible cleric, was running with a group including 2 other guildies but not this cleric and we would often joke about the bad cleric including this time.

Unfortunately when I typed "That woulda been a party wipe if _______ was our cleric!"...it was in guild chat, and he was online...

[Othyisar]

Well, I am normally pretty quiet in most groups but I was in a PUG early in my main's career and we were in one of the House D quests (I think it was Depths of Doom, but not sure). Anyway, the group was pretty bad and after three deaths that were not my fault, I was getting pretty frustrated.

We had a barbarian/zerg who just would not hang back and kept dying ("You guys should be keeping up" was his actual excuse for his own deaths), a cleric who was acting somewhere between three and six years old (no offense to youngters who play and are at least trying), and a party leader who just... didn't... talk... period. No advice, no direction, no voice, no typing, he/she/it just followed everyone else and fought what was there.

So, after the third death I was in the Inn recupperating for another go and was understandably frustrated. Some guildies were advertising for another run (Stormcleave?) I hadn't yet done, and so I responded that I would probably join.

"Probably?" my guildy came back.

The rest went pretty much like this:

"Yeah, I am gonna drop this group I'm in, they mostly suck. The barbarian is a dumb-ass and keeps getting us killed."

"And the cleric doesn't understand the whole concept of 'healing the party' and instead wants to find all of the secret doors with her wand. Idiot."

"And the party leader won't tell them what to do, because apparently he left his sack in the bank today."

I said all of this without realizing I was hitting /p instead of /g. Yep, all three lines, had no clue I was doing party chat. No one in my party was talking or responding during this little conversation I was having with myself.

Then I hear the barbarian say (voice) "Dude, what the ****?" and I think "Man, he's getting himself killed again, here we go."

And then I find myself suddenly without group. I look down at the text box and see that I had been kicked from the group.

Apparently, the part leader had his sack with him, after all. :p

A minute or two later the rogue, who I had no problems with, sent me a tell that just said "LOL." Not sure if he was laughing with me, or at me. I prefer to think he was laughing because the barbarian had died again in the midst of a frustrated rage at being called a dumb-ass, but probably not. :o

[Rowanheal]

Ok, these are making me laugh at work...gonna have to stop reading until I get home...

OMG too funny....

I have never done any MT's... nope not me. Since my hubby plays, I cannot post most of MT's as they would be considered a violation...I tend to give him all kinds of heck while he plays... it adds to his wife aggro favor!

Our guild has become used to MT's...thankkfully they know us well enough to know I am simply busting his chops:eek:

rofl...lord have mercy

:)

[Robi3.0]

So my brother and I where intorducing our youngest brother to the game. My youngest brother did have internet at the time so he would go over to my other brother house to bum his internet.

So at one point the where running WW together. (thay r sitting in the same room together) They and grp w/ a guy that is running ahead of the grp trying to fight mobs by himself w/ his frost sword and just generally being stupid. Anyway the guy w/ the frost sword get tripped and goes down.

My youngest brother at this point start taliking **** about frost sword guy saying " yeah what now. How u goning to hit anything w/ ur fancy sword now that ur on ur back. Meanwhile my other brother push his talk button on his mic to tell the party somthing unrelated to my yougest brother bad mouthing.

To make a long story short The party heard the trash talk inculdeding frost sword guy. Funny stuff i thought =)

[bandyman1]

Another case of long wait times for GM help. Was running VoN3 with my main. Got to the gyser and it somehow blew me upwards to the side, so when I came back down I was stuck in a small alcove to the right side of the gyser. After casting jump and still not being able to get out, put in a request for help. After waiting 30 min. ( I was in a guild group, Thank God ), decided to just slash death, and see if someone on the other side of the alcove could reach my stone. The cleric rezzed me, and we moved on. Bout 2 hours later my girlfriend(who had been out of state for about a week caring for her sick mother) logs on and sends me a private tell. After a few messages back and forth, we got a little personal. Not seeing the responce from the GM's , I sent a pretty nice message to them. Needless to say, they weren't very happy with me. Was afraid I was gonna get my account banned.lol

[rocky007]

This was a friend of mine:

\t [my_name] man i wish this cleric would just shut the hell up about how much money he is spending. Its really getting annoying.
(notice the slash is the wrong way)

well he had it on the party tab and it went straight out to the party verbatim.

I never laughed so hard.
Cleric was not too happy.

[narizue]

I was complaining about my then guild leader with a guildie of mine when I saw my wife being bullied by said guild leader into doing healer duty for him in a part of 6th level characters doing C06 in guild chat. She agreed, but after two wipes on the Quench the Flames component, the party fell apart and she was planning to drop. I could tell from her tone in the voice chat that he was pressuring her hard to continue and was expressing my opinions about this action and others he had taken to my guildie. After a particularly long response I looked down in horror to realize that I had sent a six line tirade about the guild leader out through guild chat.

Needless to say I was not with that guild for much longer after that. Luckily I was planning to leave anyway, this just hastened my exit.

[Rameses]

I don't remember the MT more than the ackward /t sent the one Non-Guildie in an otherwise full-guild group.

t/ell <insert Non-Guildie name> I agree... Don't worry I never did like <insert guildie name> anyway. :mad:

/p MT

talk about having an ackward moment. :D
Usally the non guild party member fires up right away, I never said anything about you man...

Then we all have a good laugh at the non-guildie's expense. :D

That is how Tinted Faces roll, it's all about the comedy :p

I am, Rameses!

[Merlask]

while not as funny as 'afk for s*x' still an 'oops'

was rping as Varro, and convinced my husband to play DDO with me ... he made a character who was Varro's wife, Endaria. The background we made for them was Varro stole her away from an arranged marriage.

I was gettin irritated that he wouldn't rp with me more, so I called up a buddy of mine to load up the free trial of the game and create a character, then had him walk up to my hubby's char and basically pretend to be the x-fiance of Endaria

hubby was all tripped out that someone wanted to get in on our storyline and was toootally ready to start hardcore rping - that is.... until I MTed "No, he doesn't know it's you" to Hubby instead of my buddy. :p the rest of the night was spent listening to him try to guess who it was at the reigns of the x-fiance

[Attuny]

I have done it to many times to remember them all but a hint for those of you that plan on using Ventrillo or any other 3rd party voice software.

Make your push to talk keys very far away from each other. And if you want to avoid all problems don't be in game chat and ventrillo at the same time. Your asking for problems...

[Sefuss]

A buddy and I were running Giant Caves with a another group that were all in the same guild. It was obvious that they all played together all the time, and they were an experienced and fun group. But one of the players had a voice that would switch from sounding like a guy and a girl, and we just couldn't put our finger which sex they were. We were sending tells "Like that is so a Dude" or "Na, man that a woman." It was just really hard to tell. Well when this character said they were switching characters because they were ransacked, I heard the ding, and assumed it was that character without looking. So I asked "No offense guys, but I can't figure if that is a guy or a girl, it's just to hard, and I don't want to say anything to offend them". Well I had just kind of done that, cause it was another person that had left, and said player was still on. There was a bit of silence and I felt horrible, but then laughter erupted cause I guess SHE get's that all the time.
It's the dumbest I have felt for 3 seconds in a long time.

[Vehemoth]

Very good stories. Here's mine:

Several months ago I was looking for a group by sending /tells to indviduals not grouped. I obviously stumbled into a conversation between to people as I get this response, "I like my breasts just the way they are".

I laugh and respond "Uh, I think you meant that for someone else, I just wanted a group."

She sent a tell back apologizing profusely and I could tell her embarrasment through typed /tells. I told her I thought it was pretty funny and no worries, and, "so do you want to group?"

[jimtheslim]

(true story) i was in a group with a lvl 8 clr with my lvl 6 barbarian (we had just finished stormcleave) and the cleric kept complaining about how he had to heal me because we had two wizzys and only one was actually there in body and mind, the other must've been triple-tasking the incompetent wizzy would stay in one spot for a while then would catch up with the rest of the group just for the chests. so the point of the story was i was sending tells to two friends that were in the group as well so at one point i was trying to send both friends the same tell about both the cleric and the incompetent wizzy so as it turns out i said this about them
(wat i said about wizzy) Me: god he's such a dead-weight drop his lazy a$$ hes just a chest collector.
(wat i said about cleric)Me: omg why is this guy complaining, HE IS A CLERIC THATS WAT HE DOES, KEEPS THE GROUP ALIVE, plus i said ty everytime i got a heal from him.
well it turns out i wrote the names of ppl i was dissing after /t so they were,nt happy with the way i thought of them so the incompetent wizzy actually got of his A$$ and told the cleric to leave and regroup with him for another run. i told all my friends and they havent stopped laughing and teasing me about it yet.

[Warrick]

I was on my wiz and someone sends me a tell to join up for von flagging using my cleric...

I respond with: sure I'll bring him in, but wife is calling...I need a quick "fak" first... brb. (trust me, when I read it I felt awkward too.)

[SaberMonkey]

A buddy and I were running Giant Caves with a another group that were all in the same guild. It was obvious that they all played together all the time, and they were an experienced and fun group. But one of the players had a voice that would switch from sounding like a guy and a girl, and we just couldn't put our finger which sex they were. We were sending tells "Like that is so a Dude" or "Na, man that a woman." It was just really hard to tell. Well when this character said they were switching characters because they were ransacked, I heard the ding, and assumed it was that character without looking. So I asked "No offense guys, but I can't figure if that is a guy or a girl, it's just to hard, and I don't want to say anything to offend them". Well I had just kind of done that, cause it was another person that had left, and said player was still on. There was a bit of silence and I felt horrible, but then laughter erupted cause I guess SHE get's that all the time.
It's the dumbest I have felt for 3 seconds in a long time.

LOL Man, I wonder if we are on the same server? Not really a mistell but embaressign all the same.I was grouped for Giant loot with a PUG and the bard had a very strange voice and I could'nt figure out if it was a man or woman. The group leader was a guy I had grouped with quite a bit so I sent him a tell.

/t Dude, *** is up with this bards voice? Is it a guy or a girl, it's kinda freaking me out!! lol

He replies: lol It's my wife, shes been sick lately so sounds a little strange.

Needless to say I was pretty embaress but he took it pretty well and we talked about it later. I grouped with them again a few weeks later I could tell it was a female. Pretty embaressing moment though.

[Katrina]

A while ago (back when I had a rogue) a guildie begged me to come help out with traps for a Graymoon run. I'd been watching the guild chat and saw the guild mates trash this rogue that they had. I switched to my rogue and joined up, upon being accepted I scanned this list of players and not seeing a rogue symbol I promptly stated 'sooo the rogue you had sucked fuzzy dice eh?'
Immediately I saw in the guild chat
'ummm she's still here...' Hovering over the 2 members I didn't recognize I saw the one listed as the barbarian had a lvl or 2 of rogue...... she didn't say anything the rest of the run and left right after... I felt soooo bad!
Funny thing is now she's a guildie :D

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Not mine but I was a party to it and I thought it was hilarious! (names generalized as class for protection... mine... not theirs)
Buddy of mine (paladin) joins a guild run TSE.
We get past fire and ice and I get a tell.... 'oh ****.. I just mt'd (cleric) saying I think she sounded hot! I ment to tell you!!'
a few seconds later I see in guild chat
'OMG, (paladin) just sent me this!
(paladin) Tells you: Hey man, (cleric) sounds really hot!' Instantly you hear the guild members burst out laughin over their mics
I still tease him about it :D

[Lerincho]

mine, was trying to tell real life girlfriend those 3 magical words, but sparker didn't feel it was appropriate to getting rid of a bug i had reported. something along the lines "well that nice to know, but maybe we could focus on the fact the key didn't drop"

[Keiran]

Ya know...I honestly don't think I've ever had an embarrassing or awkward misstell yet (though I will now for sure >.<).

However, a buddy and I used to join random pick up groups and type things in party chat like;

[Me]: Well I know, I tried that...but it still REALLY burns when I sit down
[Me]: oops, MT

Mind you, the entire time the two of us were talking in Ventrilo and laughing hysterically through most of it. It was childish definitely, but we still had alot of laughs at the expense of everyone else's gullibility.

[studentx]

Between, Guild, General, Party, Tells, and Typos its only a matter of an hour or two before there is at least one hilarious and occasionally embarrassing moment.

However it looks like someone else has already posted my most awkward mistell.

:rolleyes:

:p

[Jebediah]

I had a mistell event, where I had copied and pasted a harrassing message from one person into GMail.com's harassment/spam page, then accidentally mistelled someone in the game with my copied and pasted message.

I apologized, and explained to them that it was a complete mistell, and was in no way intended for them to ever see. They seemed to understand, and then 4-5 minutes later, I recieved a 3 day ban from the game for being harrassing, WITHOUT BEING CONTACTED BY A GM ABOUT THE EVENT. Kozmo didn't seem to care that it was a mistell, OR that the person seemed to also understand such, OR that I could prove that I had sent that exact text to abuse@Gmail.com just minutes before that.

Just goes to show how caring the GM's and the community in general can be.

[Aranticus]

was in a quest with a particular fighter who regards himself very highly and is very sure of his abilities, kept telling the party he did this and that. now IMO he wasnt as good as he thinks he is as he almost caused a party wipe with his zerging and some questionable tactics. my guild almost always discuss who are the good players and the bad ones and i was complaining to them the situation without mentioning the name. we happen to finish the quest as my guildies asked "who is it?" then i replied "xxxxx is the crappy player who thinks hes superman and yet needed me to save his behind"

problem is i /p instead of /g. needless to say i dun think i ever saw this guy again :p

[yoyorobbo]

I grouped with them again a few weeks later I could tell it was a female.

Heheh....."it"....hehehe.:D

[Magelight]

Two stories:

We were having a DDO birthday party on a Saturday night for our guild leader complete with costumes and homemade deserts. One of deserts was a cat litter box that looks like, well, a messy cat litter box. I believe it was called the Kobold bathroom... Anyways, we're hanging out in the market when I sent under general instead of party: "I'm eating ****". Ouch.

Not a true MT but funny
A long time ago I was on Sarlona with a person who has vision problems (we were both newbies at the time). I told him about this cool dwarven weapon I had found, as we're standing around a collector. So I tell him I'll show you my dwarf tosser--I couldn't remember the name (I believe it's a dwarven thrower). But as I'm about to open a trade, a dwarf character runs up to the collector. The guy who has the eyesight problems calls out: "OMG! It's a person!!! How does that work?" We laughed for the next ten minutes non stop. True story.

[Attuny]

I was talking to my buddy on the phone last night and my wife asked me a question. I answered her and he heard me and said "what?" I told him mistell. It's pretty bad when you start incorperating ingame lingo into real life...

[arcane_nite]

I was typing a reply after spilling another drink and in my haste type: "go t*t", instead of "got it" (even funnier b/c i play a female character). Everyone was laughing and asking me what the chant "go t*t" means. It took a couple of re-reads and I busted up laughing. Good times. :)

[Return_To_Forever]

afk for sex

as x is right next to c

lol, some one already posted it though

[gorloch]

afk for sex

as x is right next to c

lol, some one already posted it though

I unfortunately have done this one as well. Lucky for me everyone in the guild knows I am a poor typist.

P

[WDMInuyasha]

Two stories:

We were having a DDO birthday party on a Saturday night for our guild leader complete with costumes and homemade deserts. One of deserts was a cat litter box that looks like, well, a messy cat litter box. I believe it was called the Kobold bathroom... Anyways, we're hanging out in the market when I sent under general instead of party: "I'm eating ****". Ouch.

Not a true MT but funny
A long time ago I was on Sarlona with a person who has vision problems (we were both newbies at the time). I told him about this cool dwarven weapon I had found, as we're standing around a collector. So I tell him I'll show you my dwarf tosser--I couldn't remember the name (I believe it's a dwarven thrower). But as I'm about to open a trade, a dwarf character runs up to the collector. The guy who has the eyesight problems calls out: "OMG! It's a person!!! How does that work?" We laughed for the next ten minutes non stop. True story.
omfg the 2nd one was the funniest thing i've heard all day.

[djinni69]

I got two good ones, both were from a different game tho.

In EQ, I played a Bard. Boy I really loved pulling even though the Bard was a squishmeister. Anyway, we were camping in Mistmoore and as usual, I pull WAY too many mobs. Across party chat I type, "ICN! ICN! ICN!!!" heh, guess you had to be there. My incoming messages were always mispelled from that day on :)

Second, and a true horror story. I used to group with two guys who knew each other extremely well, and were best friends outside of the game. After nearly 3 years of grouping with them in EQ, one got involved with a married woman. This woman and her husband also played EQ, and strangely enough, they were in our guild. My other buddy was telling me the entire drama in party chat ... or so it appeared. Before I could stop him, he sent the basic gist of the story through guild chat! It was very late night, however, and most people had no idea what we where talking about. Thank God, because that could've been BAD

[Invalid_6]

Was running the pit and running with a party that was struggling through the quest.

At the time I was coordinating a dragon raid and the other members of the raid were getting a bit impatient. In effort to alleviate the pressure on me I attempted to blame the party stating "I'll be there as fast as I can, these guys moving slower than molasses!"

Except I /p instead of /r ... oooops. :o

I apologized and explained my situation. Everyone seemed to understand, but I still felt bad. I eventually traded out the character I was running with my much more robust paladin and helped them finish the quest. Upon leaving everyone was very cordial, regardless of my immature behavior.

I try to refrain from any negative posting in game because of that. I hate the way it made them feel, me feel, and the people I represent (as a guild leader at the time) look. Tough breaks... at least they were cool about it. A testament to those guys and their guilds. :)

[Valzoric]

Worst one I ever had was when I was in a PUG early on in my career, and I think we were actually doing WW. Anyway, things were not going very well, and I was talking to my guild members. Finally I said something along the line of:

"This has to be the most god awful group i've ever been associated with."

That's when I looked down and realized I said that in party chat. :o

So, needless to say I just removed myself from the group and when I joined my guild members, I was greeted with a chorus of laughter.

[Jhoran]

mine:

in a pug struggling through what i now see was a very tough quest.

someone in guild chat says "anything going on" or something like that.

i type back "whatever you do; don't join a pug!!"

then noticed i'd said it in party chat. ouch. they could probably see my face blushing through the computer screen.

it erupted into somewhat of an argument and the group broke up (or at least reformed without me).

fortunately, i got an opportunity to apologize to the main offended party a few weeks later and we have adventured together many times since.

[Kerbear]

My bf and I live about 3 hours from each other and we use DDO's voice chat as a way of free chatting :D so... we're used to pressing our push to talk key to talk to each other. There have been NUMEROUS times that my bf has pressed his push to talk button while either I've been sitting in the room with him or while we're on the phone together. :rolleyes: LOL Thank goodness the groups he's been in have been pretty understandable about it :D

[greggita]

i have had several boyfriend/girlfriend combos in my guild over the year and have stole many dirty tells and have answered for said boyfriend as to what i was going to do to her next time and have kept the conversation going for a while then i would log.... then next day rolls around and i have tells coming from everyone in guild just laughing and telling me how wrong i am ( in a good way )

needless to say the "said couple" would not log for a few days then i would get an earful!!!

[Delixious]

My bf and I live about 3 hours from each other and we use DDO's voice chat as a way of free chatting :D so... we're used to pressing our push to talk key to talk to each other. There have been NUMEROUS times that my bf has pressed his push to talk button while either I've been sitting in the room with him or while we're on the phone together. :rolleyes: LOL Thank goodness the groups he's been in have been pretty understandable about it :D


Not really the same thing, but I find myself pushing my push to talk (f) key at work when I am talking on the phone and using my computer at the same time....doh ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

[Laprion]

i've used my push to talk button when my mum calls me (soloing it isn't to bad but i've it in a few partys too)

[JacknCoke]

Best thread ever!

Keep them comming.

[binnsr]

I smell zombies..