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ShotCaller
09-26-2022, 01:45 PM
1. Morale checks.

A level 32 toon walks into a heroic-level quest for whatever purpose it decides (fun, farming, favor) and proceeds to mercilessly slaughter the mobs within. It is clear the mobs have ZERO shot of doing anything about this. At what point do they a) go all hands on deck and attack their aggressor en masse in a desperate last stand, b) get the hell out of Dodge, or c) play along with the DDO precept that EVERY SINGLE MOB IN THE GAME is completely fanatical and fights to the death regardless of the circumstances? No precedent for this, you say? Exhibit A: Under the Cover of Darkness. Naturally, the intelligence level of the opposition will play a factor, which leads to my next point:

2. Flanking and spellcasting.

Been playing DDO for ten years and to this day don't understand flanking and spellcasting capabilities being gifted to beings that aren't intelligent enough to grasp the concept of flanking and spellcasting. Moreover, this sort of negates intelligence being a factor in the threat level of a monster. Thus, we have supra-genius liches and dumb-as-a-stump kobolds both chucking lightning bolts at you.

3. Ranged attacks.

What's the point of being a ranged toon if you can't actually, you know, range? Sorry, but if I see you, you're a target and the only thing that should be stopping me from attacking you is a lack of ammo. Mouse-looking and tapping a mob on its shoulder to ask its permission to be attacked kinda takes the fun out of it.

4. "I have true seeing and FoM!"

Pools of water and a preponderance of invisible/concealed/hidden/obscured/whatever mobs running full speed at you (to flank, of course) would like to have a word.

That's it for now. I have encased a live scorpion in a block of stone and want to keep an eye on how long it takes to get out. Have a good day!

cdbd3rd
09-26-2022, 01:55 PM
https://i.imgur.com/mJyE2Uz.gif


Still occasionally see dog/wolf type mobs that decide to run off instead of fight.

Annex
09-26-2022, 03:19 PM
For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky

Also, would anyone like to donate money for my expedition to find and map the Arctic Symmes Hole?

Bjond
09-27-2022, 02:15 AM
A level 32 toon walks into a [bar]

He'll have to make a check to see if the other patrons laugh at him or ignore him.


flanking and spellcasting capabilities being gifted to beings that aren't intelligent

Things are a bit different when the GM is a close personal friend. That and .. well .. wolves (real ones) will actively work to flank and team-target prey. Bringing that back to D&D, wolves have an INT of 2 in 3.5e iirc. So, pretty much any critter that has an INT score should be able to flank.

On the other topic, everyone knows wolves can't spell.


4. "I have true seeing and FoM!"

Pools of water and a preponderance of invisible/concealed/hidden/obscured/whatever

Heh. The only real answer here: TS doesn't apply at all unless magic is involved. So, doesn't apply to hidden, not to concealed, not to obscured. Same thing with FoM. Water isn't magic.

Favorite PnP about this one was a guy that ranted FoM should block quicksand because it also blocks druid vine tangle (then goes on to say it really should block ANYTHING that hinders motion). DM thought a bit then said, "I don't think you'd like that, but if you insist I'll make that a special rule just for your character." Guy insists. DM says, "Your character vaporizes, since friction no longer it together."


I Have Touched the Sky

Let's hope Sky is OK with that.