Dark_Lord_Mary
07-28-2022, 10:09 PM
Newly Discovered Effects of Hounds:
This is a secret document obtained by an anonymous source, that details the top-secret coding for the hcl event Hounds and several random effects they can produce:
Any attack may proc an effect that delivers 1 point of piercing damage per millisecond of lag on the server, applied to the player instantaneously; thereby hitting the character with 1000000000 damage.
There is a possibility with every Hound attack that all reaper wings across all servers become clapping hands and constantly cheer for the deaths of players in every videogame.
there is a chance that an attack may spawn another hound that will further attack anyone killed by the first hound and those dead too may spawn additional hounds that eventually fill the entire dungeon floor to ceiling.
Characters killed by the hounds may under certain circumstance not be transferred or rerolled, only deleted bc they are f-ing dead.
There is a rare chance that any character killed on the hardcore server will delete all characters across your entire account.
There is a chance during a hound attack that you will be teleported to a reaper black tie event where you will be forced to accompany a random reaper as their date to a feywild ball.
There is a chance that the hound upon killing a player, will grab a football and spike it in the nearest endzone; this chance increases if the mob one-shot more than one player; NOTE: if the hound is able to kill all the players in an instance, that hound is renamed 'Tom Brady' and a new raid will be spawned involving him, a dragon, and an incident.
There is a chance that the attack may trigger crossed streams that will summon Gozer the Traveler and you will be forced to choose the form of your reality's destruction.
There is a chance that anyone killed by a hound will trigger an event as displayed in the John Carpenter film, 'Prince of Darkness' where a portal is opened to hell; and though it is rare, in this particular event, pizza also will globally become free be to help fuel hell's minion armies.
There's a random chance during any hound attack that a random celebrity will call you on the telephone as a phone a friend for a celebrity version of 'who wants to be a millionaire.'
You must answer their question in the time you have before your character dies, or the phone is disconnected, and you lose your car and your home.
There is a random chance that the hound will hijack your computer and take over your keyboard and pen a novel about a young boy who helps an elderly woman who lives on his street; she a retired professor tutors him in math, and he, helps her work through grief she has about her estranged sister.
There is a chance that any hound attack could retroactively grant Biff the sports almanac despite what Marty and Doc do, then and all reality shifts into an alternate space-time continuum.
There is a chance with every hound attack that taco meat suddenly rains from the sky and if you don't catch it in a taco shell immediately, your entire home will be deep fried and sold as fast food to crocodiles.
There's a chance that when a hound attacks, you'll find a treasure map to a one-eyed pirates ship off the coast of California, only instead of being called a goonie, you're just given a chocolate coin covered in fake gold and tee shirt with the word 'goon' written on it.
This is a secret document obtained by an anonymous source, that details the top-secret coding for the hcl event Hounds and several random effects they can produce:
Any attack may proc an effect that delivers 1 point of piercing damage per millisecond of lag on the server, applied to the player instantaneously; thereby hitting the character with 1000000000 damage.
There is a possibility with every Hound attack that all reaper wings across all servers become clapping hands and constantly cheer for the deaths of players in every videogame.
there is a chance that an attack may spawn another hound that will further attack anyone killed by the first hound and those dead too may spawn additional hounds that eventually fill the entire dungeon floor to ceiling.
Characters killed by the hounds may under certain circumstance not be transferred or rerolled, only deleted bc they are f-ing dead.
There is a rare chance that any character killed on the hardcore server will delete all characters across your entire account.
There is a chance during a hound attack that you will be teleported to a reaper black tie event where you will be forced to accompany a random reaper as their date to a feywild ball.
There is a chance that the hound upon killing a player, will grab a football and spike it in the nearest endzone; this chance increases if the mob one-shot more than one player; NOTE: if the hound is able to kill all the players in an instance, that hound is renamed 'Tom Brady' and a new raid will be spawned involving him, a dragon, and an incident.
There is a chance that the attack may trigger crossed streams that will summon Gozer the Traveler and you will be forced to choose the form of your reality's destruction.
There is a chance that anyone killed by a hound will trigger an event as displayed in the John Carpenter film, 'Prince of Darkness' where a portal is opened to hell; and though it is rare, in this particular event, pizza also will globally become free be to help fuel hell's minion armies.
There's a random chance during any hound attack that a random celebrity will call you on the telephone as a phone a friend for a celebrity version of 'who wants to be a millionaire.'
You must answer their question in the time you have before your character dies, or the phone is disconnected, and you lose your car and your home.
There is a random chance that the hound will hijack your computer and take over your keyboard and pen a novel about a young boy who helps an elderly woman who lives on his street; she a retired professor tutors him in math, and he, helps her work through grief she has about her estranged sister.
There is a chance that any hound attack could retroactively grant Biff the sports almanac despite what Marty and Doc do, then and all reality shifts into an alternate space-time continuum.
There is a chance with every hound attack that taco meat suddenly rains from the sky and if you don't catch it in a taco shell immediately, your entire home will be deep fried and sold as fast food to crocodiles.
There's a chance that when a hound attacks, you'll find a treasure map to a one-eyed pirates ship off the coast of California, only instead of being called a goonie, you're just given a chocolate coin covered in fake gold and tee shirt with the word 'goon' written on it.