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Cordovan
04-30-2021, 03:54 PM
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Arkat
04-30-2021, 04:08 PM
Yes

Dulcimerist
04-30-2021, 04:10 PM
No

Roberdt
04-30-2021, 04:57 PM
Yes

radule
04-30-2021, 05:01 PM
Wait what

Ganak
04-30-2021, 05:06 PM
No, the eyes would be 'ajar.'

Razor_Wit
04-30-2021, 05:34 PM
No, but you would be a wiseglass.

The_Human_Cypher
04-30-2021, 06:03 PM
No, you would get an explosion instead if the two Planar Eyes were close enough to each other.

Kulothar
04-30-2021, 06:07 PM
No. First off you have two items neither of which is part of eyeglasses. They are two eye jars.

Luchyz
04-30-2021, 06:08 PM
No but you could have a glassy stare off.

Kuraci
04-30-2021, 06:09 PM
Considering you have to turn each one over when you obtain it your question is not possible to evaluate.

Jiirix
04-30-2021, 06:15 PM
If you put two Planar Eyes into glass jars, would you have a pair of Planar Eye Glasses?

Of course not... you would just have to Planar Eyes in jars. That's what the Artificers are for :)

alancarp
04-30-2021, 06:55 PM
You'd have a dual monocle. Or something.

peng
04-30-2021, 06:58 PM
Of course you would.

rfachini
04-30-2021, 07:29 PM
Yes, absolutely. The jars will also become portable holes.

RobinLynn
04-30-2021, 07:36 PM
no

Suggestion
04-30-2021, 08:17 PM
If you put two Planar Eyes into glass jars, would you have a pair of Planar Eye Glasses?

No, but you would have a seeing Eye Glass.

mpetrarca
04-30-2021, 08:19 PM
Who cares about two, get all six and put them in a gauntlet, now we are talking!

Goalt
04-30-2021, 09:04 PM
No

fatherpirate
04-30-2021, 09:42 PM
Blurg

dsmwhiteknight
04-30-2021, 11:45 PM
I think it would be more accurate to say that you have a pair of planar eye jars. But that is not very witty.

Dark_Helmet
05-01-2021, 12:41 AM
No, you would have a mess.

CaptainPurge
05-01-2021, 12:47 AM
No, you would have half the quest chain done.

cdbd3rd
05-01-2021, 12:55 AM
Well, I've got a 50/50 shot at this one.

I'll go with Yes.

Memnir
05-01-2021, 12:56 AM
Yes, but they would be Race Required: Flumph.

cmecu
05-01-2021, 01:29 AM
If you put two Planar Eyes into glass jars, would you have a pair of Planar Eye Glasses?

Not sure about Eye glasses but you could sing a song that goes like "There's Planar Eyes in the Jar-O"







Thank you for the mention about the painting on the DDO Chronicle. I plan on doing more paintings soon enough. The next 25 days are free to do whatever. I will have lots of time to play and paint and stream.

I highlighted the video on my twitch stream to cut out the first 4 hours because that was me playing until servers come down. Here is the link to the beginning of me starting to paint.
Bear in mind for any who watch, I have not painted in 7 or more years. I am a certified Bob Ross instructor. I went to school for it in Chantilly Virginia back in 2008 I believe when it was.

Twitch- https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1005188227

Youtube- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2siYZySpM0

Below are some scenes I would like to try to paint. I need to get better screen shots first. Another place I thought of is the view from the glacier in What Goes up.. The huge mountain glaciers and clouds look amazing. The Ravenloft quest Sunrise in the Abbey looks like a nice place to try to paint also. I linked some screenshots below.. If anyone can think of a better angle feel free to take a Screenshot and link it on here. Having the water, the Gazeebo thing, trees, rocks is ideal. Sky red or not red... so many ways to paint it.. If anyone knows other landscape type scenes feel free to let me know , link them.. This weekend I plan on painting again on my stream, but it will not be a DDO scene this time, it will just be another practice painting. Also another possible place is Von 6 with the galaxy in the back ground.. That would be quite a challenge and maybe in the future I will try it.

https://i.ibb.co/cYFGCWJ/Screen-Shot-2021-02-05-085606-0.jpg (https://ibb.co/cYFGCWJ) forest splash https://i.ibb.co/Vg2Vngm/Screen-Shot-2021-02-08-232020-0.jpg (https://ibb.co/Vg2Vngm) abbey everything no red https://i.ibb.co/9qjcm4D/Screen-Shot-2021-02-08-232029-0.jpg (https://ibb.co/9qjcm4D) abbey pine tree https://i.ibb.co/dKrCrRR/Screen-Shot-2021-02-08-232130-0.jpg (https://ibb.co/dKrCrRR) red sky

https://i.ibb.co/fS2ydLX/Purple-Caverns.jpg (https://ibb.co/fS2ydLX) Purple caverns Total chaos quest end fight on wall https://i.ibb.co/S6rWtj5/Purple-Alcove.jpg (https://ibb.co/S6rWtj5) Purple Alcove - Total Chaos quest end fight on wall

slayson
05-01-2021, 02:25 AM
No but it would go good on toast.

Lanadazia
05-01-2021, 03:00 AM
i guess so?
still no good advice to try them as actual goggles - all you'd see is elemental chaos!

krzyysiek098
05-01-2021, 04:42 AM
Um, yes? If not 4.

ForumQua
05-01-2021, 05:19 AM
Boom

Jerevth
05-01-2021, 06:16 AM
If you put two Planar Eyes into glass jars, would you have a pair of Planar Eye Glasses?

Yep, they'd be Belashyrra Parkers* TM

*BTC/Exclusive

Hollermann
05-01-2021, 06:25 AM
Hammertime

Fnordian
05-01-2021, 07:11 AM
"If you put two Planar Eyes into glass jars, would you have a pair of Planar Eye Glasses?"

I see where you're going with this question and the implications are quite jarring!

Tyrande
05-01-2021, 07:33 AM
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Of course not. You still need transmutation magic to mend them together.

DoctorOfLiterature
05-01-2021, 10:22 AM
Enjoyed playing the new Planar quests.

Breezwyn
05-01-2021, 11:37 AM
The "eyes" have it!

Aelonwy
05-01-2021, 11:55 AM
No.

And depending on how close you placed them together you might have an eyexplosion!

JennaDark
05-01-2021, 12:17 PM
maybe

Pizzaiolo
05-01-2021, 01:36 PM
If you put two Planar Eyes into glass jars, would you have a pair of Planar Eye Glasses?


hell yeah

Brandwynn
05-01-2021, 04:19 PM
yes

GretelGarbow
05-01-2021, 05:20 PM
No, but with a bit of vermouth & vodka you have a start on some awesome eyetinies

Jango-EX
05-01-2021, 05:52 PM
Or even shades

John3000
05-01-2021, 06:57 PM
The reflection of the glass would create as many pairs as there are infinite codex pages... An order would need to be created to mandate adventurers to collect any that have gone missing. :p:p:p

B27321
05-01-2021, 09:55 PM
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No
you Would Have
Glasses
of Planar Eyes
#B27321

Arayot
05-02-2021, 01:46 AM
It all depends on if you're a "glass half full" or "glass half empty" kind of person.

Vyrzain
05-02-2021, 07:26 AM
If you put two Planar Eyes into glass jars, would you have a pair of Planar Eye Glasses?


LOL.. NO : )

brian14
05-02-2021, 12:04 PM
The answer is yes, but it is very jarring

PhilippeFaria
05-02-2021, 12:50 PM
Or a very disturbing pickled dessert...

btolson
05-02-2021, 02:33 PM
Not without an occult oculist's prescription

Sebastrd
05-02-2021, 03:47 PM
No. You'd have two planes in the glass.

wiliamsane
05-02-2021, 03:52 PM
Nope i would have pickled them with onions , slices of carrots and chilli peppers.

mbartol
05-02-2021, 03:53 PM
Uh, I guess so.

Hephaistor
05-03-2021, 02:30 AM
Nope, you get a juicy snack: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheWeeklyRoll/comments/mk60nt/ch_76_is_fireball_on_the_drink_menu/

gravisrs
05-03-2021, 02:33 AM
Yep, but it tastes better with a whiskey in the jar.

Enkidu
05-03-2021, 07:14 AM
*groans* no....just no...

RobbieGod
05-03-2021, 10:25 AM
No, unless you are strange enough to wear jars on your head. That might just make you a Marine though.

ThrakThor
05-03-2021, 10:33 AM
Science

Artos_Fabril
05-03-2021, 12:47 PM
No. This isn't even a "good" joke by dad joke standards. You'd have gotten closer by leaving them in tumblers or snifters, because at least those fall into the set (glasses) and not the set (jars), but to have a pair of "Planar Eye Glasses" you'd have to make the eyes into something that falls into the set (glasses), not just place them into glasses.

Glorious
05-03-2021, 01:56 PM
No

ideal_insomnia
05-03-2021, 02:06 PM
No?

Kelledren
05-03-2021, 03:28 PM
Uhhhhhhhhhh I musht harve been drankin gin.

elyone
05-03-2021, 06:58 PM
I suppose you would. Hopefully they both have a good sense of humor. They would be funny looking!

Rawthorn
05-03-2021, 11:30 PM
What you would have is 2/9ths of a Beholder

Enoach
05-04-2021, 11:06 AM
If you put two Planar Eyes into glass jars, would you have a pair of Planar Eye Glasses?

yes

ahpook
05-04-2021, 12:20 PM
If you put two Planar Eyes into glass jars, would you have a pair of Planar Eye Glasses?

Nothing could be planar.

moreuw
05-05-2021, 08:37 AM
Hello World

PurpleSerpent
05-05-2021, 10:37 AM
Depends on which eyes you use. Pick the Fernia or Kythri ones, and the jar probably won't last very long.

Hawklynn
05-05-2021, 06:36 PM
Which kind of Glass Jars: African or European?

Son_of_the_South
05-05-2021, 08:30 PM
A Millennielf.

Nothingtoseehere
05-05-2021, 11:28 PM
not even close

Arrrrrrrrrgh
05-05-2021, 11:30 PM
Arrrrrrrrrgh?????

Möarthin
05-06-2021, 11:40 AM
No, you've just got two planar eyes in a glass jar. However, if you put two planar eyes each into two drinking glasses, you'd have a pair of planar eye drinking glasses.

ChiefVisigoth
05-06-2021, 01:27 PM
You would have a curiosity for your curio shelf. If you could rig them up I googles then you would have planar eyesight

parttimewarrior
05-06-2021, 06:10 PM
No.

Dark_Helmet
05-06-2021, 11:30 PM
I don't know, but I would keep an eye on it.

Annex
05-07-2021, 01:48 AM
*looks at a pair of empty jars*

Gosh. I wonder what happened to them.

Saekee
05-07-2021, 12:26 PM
You would have three pairs, don’t ask why

Cordovan
05-07-2021, 01:12 PM
The "eyes" have it!

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