Issue 400 of the DDO Chronicle is now available!

[Cordovan]

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[TheFowlerRobert]

If you could have a DDO-themed lunchbox, what would it have on it?

It would be shaped like a d20 (including the numbers) and inside it would be

1 Stone of Heroic Experience (2 million XP)
5 Superior Experience Elixirs
5 Major Slayer Count Boosts
5 Huge Jewels of Fortune
5 Siberys Spirit Cakes
3 Greater Siberys Spirit Cakes
1 Complete Reincarnation Timer Reset
65 Astral Shards.

[rfachini]

Beholder for sure.

[Ythslea]

My lunch container would be based off of the "Housekeeping" instance, which is one of my favorite instances so far. The container would be in the form of a soul bag and have NPCs from that instance on it.

[dsteeves]

A picture of a player looking for ham and surrounded by a ham bomb.

[Jiirix]

A Mimic of cource :)

[Livmo]

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If you could have a DDO-themed lunchbox, what would it have on it?


A Hero's Feast clickie 3 x per day
+5 to Digestion
+90 to Universal Spell Power for food prep.
+ 1 x Purple Slot
+ 1 x Orange Slot
A chance on Crit to pass gas or poison.


Edit ~ Please also add Bludgeon damage or perhaps a new attribute like Food Coma.

[Alrik_Fassbauer]

I'd have it look like a Mimic.

[krzyysiek098]

Velah flying over the Plane of Night!

[Aelonwy]

One of the screenshots from the first ever time I played through Korthos with my son or my daughter.

[Enoach]

One side The Truthful One, the other side the Stormreaver

[Jerevth]

A Ranger, Barbarian, Magician, Thief, Cavalier, and Acrobat on one side.
Tiamat and Venger on the other.

[Zoveride]

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was there ever a winner from the last time?

[Dodospeul]

On the Lunchbox in 'klingon type' is written the text:

"Don't feed the Mimic".



Keep having fun with DDO.

[Brandwynn]

Shaped like a gelatinous cube...

[JonD]

Explosive Runes.

No-one steals my lunch.

JonD

[Zorrbeania]

It would look like a chest, and if anyone other than me tried to open it, a Mimic would attack them.

[Psycho13b]

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A Dungeon Master Behind A DM Screen Smiling Holding a D20 Showing a roll of 1 the scariest thing ever.

[Psycho13b]

A smiling Dungeon Master Behind a DM Screen Holding a d20 Showing a roll of 1.

[ShifterThePirate]

I'd have miniatures of my DDO toons in it. So I can bring them to real DND sessions

[TheLynx]

There are 3 instances of Hag.
https://i.postimg.cc/N0sR9kwr/wordscram.png



As for the lunch box, I would definitely go with a d20 shape with glowing runes instead of numbers.

[Saekee]

Congratz on 400th issue!

For the lunchbox, I have no idea. I suppose I would make it look like the Libram out of Haunted Halls

[ForumQua]

Boom

[Dulcimerist]

A mimic

[ideal_insomnia]

Kargon's Tasty Ham. Because it's the bestamest ham... EVER!

[Memnir]

Picturing the old style pressed tin lunchboxes I had in grade school...

On the back of the lunchbox, an arrangement of some our more villainous villains: Velah, Strad, Black Abbot, Lailat, Titan, a Beholder, etc.
On the sides, the dragon types we have in the game.
On the lid: A display of some of our more heroic heroes: Jeets, Cellimas, Talbron, ummm... others.
On the thermos (the all-important thermos), Stormreaver on one side, a Kobold on the other.

[radule]

Displacer Beast on one side, and a Unicorn on another :rolleyes:

[PsychoBlonde]

Mine would have Yaulthoon saying "WELCOME TO MY MIND!!!"

[Fnordian]

It would look like the Horn of Plenty (that will be added to DDO soon, right?) and always be filled with yummy food. It would also have a magic enchantment to keep my lunch fresh.

[Breezwyn]

The tater tots Jacoby Drexelhand!

[Lanadazia]

a mimic. would be quite fitting, right?

[Kydrou]

While a Mimic Lunchbox would be the most obvious (and perfect) choice, with Gelatinous Cube a nice second (props if it's transparent on top); I'd have a Mindflayer head Lunchbox, for the reverse-uno card ultimate feel.

[gravisrs]

Cheerful Kobold with a sign: Kobold family eat fresh rat tonight!

[nordlav]

The blood of a thousand dragons!!!!! or Hello Kitty, depends on the mood I guess..................

[LrdSlvrhnd]

The shot from the Anniversary Party with all the gods/demigods RPGing.

[Equatis]

https://i.imgur.com/0iLyxc5.jpg

[Sunnie]

Broccoli juice and tasty ham.

[AAH]

Lunchbox? What are we, 12?

Anyway - I'd have the head of the unicorn #### ###'# #### fair ## ### #### of ####### cordovan #### ##### ####### #### ### #####.

I'd even sign that artwork.

[Egilson]

I would want my guild's airship, so the lunchbox can be returned if lost, of course.

[mad_mardican]

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It would be a bag of holding with many wonderous items items to store and take out and have fun with

[Arkat]

Arkat's Angels

Celimas,
Madame Fiona,
and Dead Girl!

[clashjunky]

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My DDO themed lunchbox would have either a Mindflayer or Zombie because they both eat brains

[dampfear]

My lunch container would be based off of the "Housekeeping" instance, which is one of my favorite instances so far. The container would be in the form of a soul bag and have NPCs from that instance on it.

i would love to see a Mimic style lunchbox

[Sebastrd]

Striding 30% and it would be min lvl 1

[Starla70]

If you could have a DDO-themed lunchbox, what would it have on it? I woul dhave a picture of all my guildies and their toons gathered in the dance hall.

[Highdracolich79]

If you could have a DDO-themed lunchbox, what would it have on it?

It would be shaped like a d20 (including the numbers) and inside it would be

1 Stone of Heroic Experience (2 million XP)
5 Superior Experience Elixirs
5 Major Slayer Count Boosts
5 Huge Jewels of Fortune
5 Siberys Spirit Cakes
3 Greater Siberys Spirit Cakes
1 Complete Reincarnation Timer Reset
65 Astral Shards.

my lunch box would have a soulstone on it and the words "kobold still hate you!" inside would be a festival twig

[The_Human_Cypher]

A red dragon, of course.

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/forgottenrealms/images/8/84/Monster_Manual_5e_-_Dragon%2C_Red_-_p97.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20200827230918

[Nuvem]

Lunch.

[Jango-EX]

A crystal cove pirate hat!

[Gniewomir]

All enhancement trees. Yes, it's going to be a big box.

[slayson]

All of my toons looking for ham or broccoli in crystal cove with hateful kobolds all around. "Kobold still hate you!"

[dsmwhiteknight]

Probably something with a fighter or a ranger and a dragon.

[Claver]

Gelatinous Cube

[Waveclaw]

A d20 with a roll of 1 and Strahd’s evil grin.

[EnragedBears]

Air

[DreamingReality]

My main character fighting Velah. She would be shielding the rest of the group from flames.

[RKP]

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My main decked out with all powers up!

[John3000]

Aurgloroasa :p:p:p

https://db4sgowjqfwig.cloudfront.net/campaigns/78319/backgrounds/254044/Blue_undead_skeletal_dragon_dragon_attack_dracolic h.jpg

Happy Halloween !!!

Cheers

[mbartol]

Can't go wrong with a dragon!

[Traffik]

It would be shaped like a mimic.

[GoldyGopher]

https://www.ddo.com/sites/default/files/TheHarbor_Illo.jpg

[Kulothar]

It would be a mimic.

[Luchyz]

A Warforged's head, with convenient bottle opener mouth.

[Kuraci]

Whatever the Kobold Forman authorizes and the Union Approves that will hold a fresh rat.

[VampirePrintzess]

I would definitely have the feywild picture on my lunchbox

[Danandez]

The box would be a functional lunch box. The illustration would consist of a table with Lars Heyton and Amalgam sitting down or lunch. Upon the table a feast of ham, bacon, and broccoli. Lars Heyton would be bear hugging the contents of this table while shouting, "Oh no! The Sahuagin found me!" Amalgam would be falling back in his chair amidst the chaos. Bursting in the two entryways would be Sahuagin wearing bibs while holding forks and knives in opposing hands. :D

[Vyrzain]

400th issue!
Woot !!!!

For the lunchbox... "A Mimic chest" : )

[cdbd3rd]

The box would be a functional lunch box. The illustration would consist of a table with Lars Heyton and Amalgam sitting down or lunch. Upon the table a feast of ham, bacon, and broccoli. Lars Heyton would be bear hugging the contents of this table while shouting, "Oh no! The Sahuagin found me!" Amalgam would be falling back in his chair amidst the chaos. Bursting in the two entryways would be Sahuagin wearing bibs while holding forks and knives in opposing hands. :D

I like this one!

I *do* worry what the other side illustration would look like when he's explaining, "We beat them off - this time."

_____________

My lunchbox...?

While I like the chest/cube/d20 ideas, I'd probably just have a standard lunchbox with Erol Otis's old school black 'n white illustrations. But picking which two... that would be difficult. :o

[Nigel137]

It would have a screenshot of the Gary Gygax shrine from Delera's graveyard. On the other side, a dragon of course!

[Memnir]

Alternate idea...

A clear lime green plastic, molded to look kinda drippy. Oddly angled shelves inside would give the appearance that the food inside is floating - suspended even.
A Gelatinous Cube lunch box!




Kinda like this guy. :)

https://i.imgur.com/7lhwD5x.jpg

[Sir_Noob]

It would be a wrap around design, on the front a dragon breathing flames at a fighter holding a tower shield in front of him.
The flames wrap around the back of the lunchbox where you see a bunch of soul stones surrounded in flames.

[Zafaron]

Looking up the hill towards Castle Ravenloft with a flameskull in the path on one side. On the other side it would have that big reaper from HC server standing over the ghostly form of a dead player.

[rizd999]

Why not advertise it with what SSG is putting out now? The screenshot for Fables of the Fey wild. Have the unicorn, a cool looking displacer beast... I no longer have lunches with lunchboxes but even then, I'd consider grabbing one of those! :)

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Actually, this would make for a great DDO lunchbox design!

Just remove the chronicles wording

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[Imploded]

I'm picturing a handy haversack that's just full of 80 pounds of ooze

[Brekian]

Displacer Beast so that I lose weight

[Incarnath]

Mindflyer (Illithid)

[Braveblade]

My DDO lunhbox would be a mural of Celemas, Talbron and Jeets standing off against Velah, Gorlain, Kor Kaza, Tharmalos and Aussircaex. on the front, and A beholder with the DDO logo on the back

[Braveblade]

Striding 30% and it would be min lvl 1

Im not sure you understood the question.

[beta1]

I would have Suulomades on one side and Arrartrikos on the other side. The smaller sides would have a beholder, some orcs, a kobold shaman and some undead. All sides would have adventurers.

[Heledore]

An unicorn, obviously.

[Kiltnar]

My Guild Crew of Course!
on the back would be a progression of my toons' lives.

Shoutout to Stone Heart Defenders of peace on Argonnessen

[Jeff_F]

Someone else already said it but since a Red Dragon is such an iconic D&D monster, I'd have to go with Velah.

[AlexKeith]

My lunchbox would have the kobold miners. One of them would be getting a double-barrel going down the line and another scene would have a Kobold being attacked by monsters near some exploding crystals saying, "Not in the face."

[Tolpan]

All Kobolds want Feywild. Feywild have cookies.

[Salm]

A Paladin wielding a holy sword fighting a red dragon. On the other side a druid in the forest calling down lightning on a group of terrified orcs.

[Alyosha]

A turkey leg and dirty kobold on one side and a beholder with a gaping drooling mouth saying "Yum!" on the other.

[MarielleCat]

To distinguish the DDO lunchbox from true D&D there should be lots of warforged, dragonborn, and artificers all over it.

[crimsonknights2]

I'd want it to have my favorite characters all geared up and a scene from their most epic moments

[EhMystery]

Somehow capturing my main evolving through each life as it reincarnates.

[Kelledren]

My lunchbox would look like an ordinary lunchbox except have a mimic mouth and an eyeball on it

[Tymani]

It would be a bag of marbles (Stones of Heroic Experience)

[brian14]

Like many people already said, a mimic.

[Szczoch]

the real question is - what are the national dishes in eberron?

[CPDK9]

As an officially licensed Kobold Union lunchbox, it would have a picture of Foreman Wee Yip Yip on the outside and on the inside a copy of the:

KOBOLD MINION UNION RULEBOOK

1. Kobold Union workers are paid to haul crystals to home base. Union workers are not paid to think.
2. Kobold Union workers must remain within 20 paces of Safety Incense Torches at all times.
3. Workers are not allowed to move the torches. Leave that to security professionals (i.e. adventurers).
4. Union Foreman has additional torches in stock at Union regulated prices.
5. Union workers are not issued weapons because of 'the last time'.
6. In case of combat, workers are authorized to scream and run around in panic until rescued.
7. Beware purple crystals! They are worth more, but are unstable. Approach with caution. Kobold Union is not liable for purple-explosion-of-doom-related casualties.
8. The Union takes a percentage cut of whatever they earn, and gives the rest to security (i.e. adventurers). But if the quota isn't met, security gets nothing!
9. Union Foreman may hire additional workers up to Union-established workplace safety limit.
10. Union fees increase on each confirmed casualty due to hazardous work environment.
11. Union Foreman issues barrels to security to distribute as they see fit. Do not fight over barrels.
12. In case of death, Union will issue outstanding wages to next of kin, then plan on hiring next of kin.
13. Workers are authorized to touch Kobold Teleporters to get back to base quickly. Foreman has two in stock, to be deployed by security.
14. Workers are not authorized to move Kobold Teleporters. That's security's job.
15. Adventurers can use Pirate Port or Touring Tonic to get back to base. They're too hot-blooded to use Kobold Teleporters.
16. Foreman honors Requisition Forms as well as raw crystals for purchases.
17. Requisition Forms are sold in the store, but may also be found as trophies.
18. If all adventurers leave the mining area, the Union will abandon the site and go home.
19. No biting. No excuses.

[TK.Halcyon]

If you could have a DDO-themed lunchbox, what would it have on it?

It would be shaped like a d20 (including the numbers) and inside it would be

1 Stone of Heroic Experience (2 million XP)
5 Superior Experience Elixirs
5 Major Slayer Count Boosts
5 Huge Jewels of Fortune
5 Siberys Spirit Cakes
3 Greater Siberys Spirit Cakes
1 Complete Reincarnation Timer Reset
65 Astral Shards.

Shaped like a mimic !! And a soulstone in addition to the imagery listed above

[ahpook]

If you could have a DDO-themed lunchbox, what would it have on it?

The Ravenloft castle / landscape.

[btolson]

a dragon, of course

[Edilia]

I imagine a steel lunchbox with the shaped Dragonmarked House Crest on one side and a scenery picture of their enclave on the other side.

Or maybe they are themed after the different planes and show some typical inhabitants, colors and surroundings.

I need to collect them aaallll... O__O

[Nyrvjjn]

Restless Isles

[Nothingtoseehere]

An invisible stalker

[Arrrrrrrrrgh]

A +1 Flaming Greataxe

[Natasy]

A unicorn for sure

[Velenfein]

My character!

[Arayot]

A picture of a different lunchbox

[elyone]

A unicorn with a shish kabob on its horn.

[wiliamsane]

Taken fashion show

[MasterKernel]

Voice of the Master.

[Dark_Helmet]

The picture of us with Gary.

And 404error on the other side.

[Optimization]

Probably Arlos playing with Venn's ghost in the Waterworks or something very Goosebumps inspired.

[minipig]

I don't know what it would have on it, but it would certainly be made of platinum.

[PangyPsy]

Wow I'd think it'll be great if there were some players that cosplay their characters or some of the notable npcs like Celimas, Jeets and Talbron!

[Hakushi]

A Beholder and a Kobold Shaman.

[ranthrock]

"Heward's Handy Haversnack"

Has the ability to magically produce 3 times per day:
-Broccoli with slivers of Spooky Almonds
-Tasty Hams seasoned with Sinister Cinnamon
-Shadowy Caramel Apples

And a thermos that can produce either
Pirate's Grog (on the weekends)
Hot Chocolate (on the weekdays)

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Malicia, Jeets, Talbron, Cellimas, and one of my characters are playing strip poker where Talbron is winning and wearing everyone's clothes all at once and Jeets seems like he's trying to lose with a beholder acting as the dealer and Scrag the kobold is serving drinks as a waiter, but unknown to them the table they are playing cards on is really a mimic waiting to eat them.

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A line up of famous npcs wearing and using all the unique cosmetic armor, cloaks, helmets and weapons.

[Malex]

An artificer shooting his toven's hammer towards Harry, in a similar pattern to https://cf.geekdo-images.com/opengraph_letterbox/img/xEdQKFzFC54UZsKxwK_LKaqxflA=/fit-in/1200x630/filters:fill(auto):strip_icc()/pic544279.jpg

[landerk]

Malicia, Jeets, Talbron, Cellimas, and one of my characters are playing strip poker where Talbron is winning and wearing everyone's clothes all at once and Jeets seems like he's trying to lose with a beholder acting as the dealer and Scrag the kobold is serving drinks as a waiter, but unknown to them the table they are playing cards on is really a mimic waiting to eat them.

a display of all the pets and unique gold or special purchase hirelings wandering through the marketplace.

[Cordovan]

Someone else already said it but since a Red Dragon is such an iconic D&D monster, I'd have to go with Velah.

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