Something fun with lag in quest titles

[callis777]

For this thread, take your favorite quest and rewrite the title by changing ONE word to lag. If you want you could write a few lines about the quest.

Today, I was in the harbor trying to get to the source of the lag so I did the quest from the Silver Flame, "Lords of Lag," and it led me to more frustration!

[Alrik_Fassbauer]

The Lag of Korromar
Taming the Lag
The Forgotten Lag
Lair of Lag

[RyuuVanna]

Caught in the Lag
Pain is a blessing, and blessings should be shared.

[Memnir]

Heyton's Lag.
Garrison's Lagging Pack
Lagophobia
A Lag Problem
The Lag Run Red
Kind of a Big Lag
Lag House
From Beyond the Lag
Let Lagging Dust Lag
Lag of Attrition

[Dr_SoulReaper]

For this thread, take your favorite quest and rewrite the title by changing ONE word to lag. If you want you could write a few lines about the quest.

Today, I was in the harbor trying to get to the source of the lag so I did the quest from the Silver Flame, "Lords of Lag," and it led me to more frustration!

Plane of lag (yes yes IK this raid isn't run much from what I've seen but its my favorite set piece) lol

[J1NG]

Lag Stop (Formerly known as Rest Stop).

I feel this name suits every use you could dream to apply it to. Pro/Con, stopping the lag, or being stopped by it. :)

J1NG

[Shazzie]

Somewhat freshly back in the game after a ...7? year break (years? holy smoly...) and I have enjoyed the heck out of Ravenloft. Most of the quest names work well with this!
Into the Lag (...and your journey has begun). Lag House (Needs a 'DO NOT ENTER' warning sign). Fresh-baked Lag (Mmm-mmm good, just like Mama always made). Invitation to Lag (Please RSVP). Lag of Vengeance (Cold and calculated). A Lag at the Door (When you know it's a bad idea the moment you step in). Mad Lag Party (Not as fun as it sounds). Sealed in Lag (Fits more than just this quest). The Lag Vintage (or, the Final Lag? Now, that would be nice). Wrath of the Lag/Lag of the Earth (hmm, neither of those work so well). Lag's Bane (SSG needs to find this). Lagrise (what no one really wants, yet sees far too often). The Curse of Lag (the entirety of DDO suffers this curse). Old Baba's Lag (Get rid of the old hag already!).

I will say I have seen a marked improvement since the last patch attempt to improve lag. I know it's not 'all better', but I've been lucky and have avoided being truly crippled by it, at least *since* that patch. Prior to it? Woo boy. 'Sealed in Lag' far too often.

[Saekee]

Misery’s Lag or Lag’s Peak, both meaningful

[grudgebear]

heyton's lag.
kind of a big lag
lag of attrition

lol

[Justicesfury]

Mystery of DeLAGras Tomb
Killing Lag
Old Baba LAGas Hut
Orchard of the MacLAGbre

[Justicesfury]

For this thread, take your favorite quest and rewrite the title by changing ONE word to lag. If you want you could write a few lines about the quest.

Today, I was in the harbor trying to get to the source of the lag so I did the quest from the Silver Flame, "Lords of Lag," and it led me to more frustration!

I hope Cordovan let's this one continue, he killed one of my funny posts earlier. This thread is funny

[Nonesuch2008]

To Curse the Lag

Entering the Lag Chamber

Slavers of the Shrieking Lag

Brothers of the Lag

Multitude of Lag

[Ullikummis]

Vault of Lag

Come Out and Lag

The Maze of Lagness

Feast or Lag

Old Tomb, New Lag

[Zavina]

Dirty Lag (Dirty Laundry)

The Lag Rescue (The Bookbinder Rescue)

Lag out and Slay (Come out and slay)

Ghost of a Lag (Ghost of a Chance)

Precious Lag (Precious Cargo)

Lag Duty (Guard Duty)

Church of the Lag (Church of the Fury, Sorrowdusk)

Lag Buster (Blockade Buster)

Lag Treatment (Toxic Treatment)

The Age of Lag (The Age of Rage)

I Dream of Lag (I dream of Jeets)

[AstorPotamus]

While we’re renaming quests like “Trial by Lag” and “Reach for the Lag,” I humbly submit that SSG change its name to...

STANDING STILL GAMES.

[myliftkk_v2]

while we’re renaming quests like “trial by lag” and “reach for the lag,” i humbly submit that ssg change its name to...

standing still games.

This wins, lol.

[Kielbasa]

Hold for Lag.

You can still afk to completion whether the server hamsters behave or seizure.

[Justicesfury]

While we’re renaming quests like “Trial by Lag” and “Reach for the Lag,” I humbly submit that SSG change its name to...

STANDING STILL GAMES.

Yeah that one definitely is funny

[Aurora1979]

While we’re renaming quests like “Trial by Lag” and “Reach for the Lag,” I humbly submit that SSG change its name to...

STANDING STILL GAMES.

Or change the game name to Dungeons and Lagons

[carsonfball]

Garrison's Lagging Pack

Garrison's Missing Lag, never mind, I found it.

[JonD]

In the fun spirit which this thread (hopefully) intends, one quest which works two ways;

Running with the Lag
Lagging with the Devils

Being cooped up indoors for this long may have affected my sense of humour, however. :)

JonD

[Justicesfury]

Bilbo Laggins!

[Drunkendex]

I can't believe noone mentioned Lag Assault (Devil Assault)...

[Alrik_Fassbauer]

Misery’s Lag or Lag’s Peak, both meaningful

Or combine both ? Misery('s) Lag Peak



"Welcome to the town of Eveninglag !"

[Szling]

While we’re renaming quests like “Trial by Lag” and “Reach for the Lag,” I humbly submit that SSG change its name to...

STANDING STILL GAMES.

11/10 best suggestion of the year.

[Loholt-UK]

Let's not forget raids:

Caught in the Lag
Lag on Thunder Peak
Killing Lag
Riding the Lag Out
The Curse of Lag
The Lag of Death
The Lag Awakes
Too Lag To Handle

[TitusOvid]

Easy:
The Lag
because Lag Pit would just be too much.

Cheers,
Titus

[rcmcneil]

Lag of Elemental Evil/Temple of Elemental Lag

Against the Lag Lords

Against the Lag Queen/Against the Demon Lag

Tower of Lag/Lag of Despair

Vision of Lag/Lag of Destruction

Hound of Lag/Lag of Xoriat

The Lag Forge

The Lag Awakes/The Titan Lag

[Damian]

Lag Stop (Formerly known as Rest Stop).

I feel this name suits every use you could dream to apply it to. Pro/Con, stopping the lag, or being stopped by it. :)

J1NG

+1

[cdbd3rd]

I'm kinda partial to the Explorer zones...:


Lagos Island
The Borderlags
The Lagulean Hills
The Lagworks
Tanglelag Gorge
Three-Lag Island
Searing Lags
Sorrowlag Island
The Lag Fens (The Red Lags?)
Ataraxia's Lagen
The Lagless Isles. (This IS fantasy, right?) :)
Lagovia
Lags of Menechtarun
Lags of Gianthold
Orchard of the Lag
The Lags
Lagoon Prison (Nasty place, that.)
The Lag of Twilight
The Lagterrane
Aussircaex's Lag
Soami Lags
Mount Lagsalon
Lagie Forest
The Lag Road
Devil's Lagfield
House Cannith Lagufactory
The Storm Lags
Artificer Lagshops
Lagsearch Factory
The King's Lag
The Underlag
The Demonlag
Sschindylag

[Aelonwy]

I'm kinda partial to the Explorer zones...:

Lags of Gianthold





I was following these, smiling, all the way till Lags of Gianthold... it would definitely be called Ruins of GiantLAG?! Obviously. ;p

[Alrik_Fassbauer]

The New Lag

or

The New Laggers

[The Newcomers]

[salmag]

Caged Lag

Whisperdoom's Lag

Courtesy of Threnal

The Lag Arena

Escort the Lag

Hold for Lag

In Need of Lag

Secure the Lag