The DDO Chronicle: Issue 372

[Cordovan]

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[osa87]

First one!
the difference is so obvious i will not even begin...

[Gniewomir]

The difference is easy to notice when all 3 reach the end of digestive system.

[ideal_insomnia]

Killed by Burning Hands: Lesser Crispy
Killed by Fireball: Greater Crispy
Killed by Meteor Swarm: Extra Crispy

[barcksnbama]

Medium, Medium Well and Well Done.

[Fnordian]

Lesser Crispy: Half Orc meets angry dragon
Greater Crispy: Elf meets angry dragon
Extra Crispy: Kobold meets angry dragon

[Frogger1234]

Describe the difference between Lesser Crispy, Greater Crispy, and Extra Crispy.

In the olden days, they described how close you were to Velah when she breathed. Presuming you didn't get behind a rock in time. Then you were just Future Crispy.

[mikeygeek]

Could be the spice levels of the wings served at the Golden Wing Inn in House P.

Or it could be the damage levels for fire traps at Normal, Hard, and Elite/Reaper difficulties.

:cool:

[nazgul748]

lesser crispy come out when you blow your nose, greater crispy come out with a little tug, extra crispy, you have to dig.

[Dime_407]

Lesser Crispy requires character level 1 and 1 AP invested in the Fry Cook Universal Enhancement Tree. Costs 1 AP per rank, has one rank, and no requirements.
Grants access to a Finger of Fire SLA that costs 0 Spell Points and has a cool down of 0 seconds. Same as the universal wand, only effected by your fire spell power and character level.

Greater Crispy requires character level 3 and 10 AP invested in the Fry Cook Universal Enhancement Tree. Costs 1 AP per rank, has three ranks, and requires Lesser Crispy.
Grants access to a Scorching Ray SLA that costs 6/4/2 Spell Points and has a cool down of 15.75/10.5/5.25 seconds.

Extra Crispy requires character level 12 and 30 AP invested in the Fry Cook Universal Enhancement Tree. Costs 2 AP per rank, has three ranks, and requires Greater Crispy.
Grants access to the Crispy Spell Meta Magic. When toggled, gain 200 fire spell power at a cost of 30/25/20 Spell Points.

[crimsonknights2]

Scorch -> Fireball -> Wall of fire.

[EhMystery]

It's like the levels of a chef. Beginner, Expert, DGAF.

[C-Dog]

Two of them suck ogre glands, and the third is just right.

[PsychoBlonde]

Lesser Crispy: you have an equipment bonus to combustion and fire lore
Greater Crispy: you also have an insightful bonus to combustion and fire lore
Extra Crispy: you also have an enhancement bonus to combustion and fire lore

Then, of course, there's Sovereign Crispy.

[EnragedBears]

Convert to ASCII and take the dif

Lesser Crispy - Greater Crispy = 76101115115101114 - 71114101097116101114 = -71037999982001000000
Greater Crispy - Extra Crispy = 71114101097116101114 - 069120116114097 = 69120116114097

[Pandjed]

Lesser Crispy: When you get crispy stuff between your teeth.
Greater Crispy: When it's like eating tasty sand.
Extra Crispy: If you have to check whether you're chewing on food or a chipped off tooth.

[AAH]

Um ... the adjectives?

[Lanadazia]

crispyness doesn't matter - its bacon afterall

[ComicRelief]

Lesser Crispy = Consistency of Rice Krispies® in milk.
Greater Crispy = Nice, crispy (but not over done) bacon.
Extra Crispy = player with insufficient fire resistance running into an angry Velah and doing something stupid.
;)

[LucasMacKinnon]

lesser crispy is when a kobold thrower hits you with with fire flask. greater crispy is a Minotaur shaman casting fireball. and Extra Crispy is Red Dragon Breath

[The_Human_Cypher]

All are crispy, but some are more crispy than others.

[cdbd3rd]

Lesser, Greater, Extra...

Original recipe Kobold, Hot 'n Spicy Kobold, and new improved recipe Kobold.

[Nigel137]

Obviously the amount of carcinogens it contains.

[Salm]

It’s simply a matter of time of exposure.

[ForgettableNPC]

The resulting flesh mound that was previously a monster after being subjected to firebolt, fireball, and meteor swarm, respectively.

[Mynxxx]

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Describe the difference between Lesser Crispy, Greater Crispy, and Extra Crispy.

hmm - a matter of degree ? ( Farenheit ^_^)

Mynxx
Clan 42 Ghallanda

[Draxis]

Varying degrees of bacon.

[Mithis]

Lesser Crispy: Underdone...why not just eat it raw.
Greater Crispy: Just right...like normal people eat it.
Extra Crispy: Gross...may as well eat charcoal.

[mbartol]

Did someone say "bacon?"

[Leiton]

Relative amount of sunscreen used?

[Sebastrd]

Undercooked, Just Right, and Feed it to the Dog

[Katalissa]

The difference is single fried, double fried, and par-boiled then double fried. Also be sure to use a starchy potato!

[Lokeal_The_Flame]

The crispiness level doesn't matter, it will still be devoured all the same!

[Brekian]

I charge extra for a description ;)

[krzyysiek098]

Well, Greater Crispy is more crispy than Lesser Crispy, but both of them even cannot be compared to the crispiness of Extra Crispy.

[jetraye]

It's in the Dragonmark of cooking
the power of the crispness that comes from it

[Dark_Helmet]

Spelling

[rfachini]

Lesser Crispy protects against 1d4 points of ability damage.
Greater Crispy protects against all ability damage.
Extra Crispy cures all negative levels and acts as a Deathward.

[slayson]

The answer is how I feel after each of my 3 12-hour night shifts progressively.

[Memnir]

"Describe the difference between Lesser Crispy, Greater Crispy, and Extra Crispy."

How long you leave the Unicorn on the grill.

[Saekee]

Dead, dead, more dead

the last difference is when you are rezzed. The crispiest means that when rezzed, you are not recognizeable

[Tolpan]

The roasted Kobold version pls.

[Fedora1]

None are as good as floppy.

[nordlav]

Less Bacon, Bacon, Moar Bacon!!!!!!

[John3000]

Just different levels of Tasty Ham. All are good !!! :p:p:p:p /lfb

[wolfie5270]

Replied!

[Nyrvjjn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eviyEJRZX30

[Vyrzain]

No clue : (

[kanordog]

"Lesser crispy: Iron defender,
Greater crispy: Warforged,
Extra crispy: Bladeforged."

Velah

[PurpleTimb]

Red dragon; Huge red dragon; Huge ancient red dragon.

[dsmwhiteknight]

Lesser Crispy = Just singed a bit!

Greater Crispy = Medic! I need a medic!

Extra Crispy = Time to roll a new character . . .

[SSFWEl]

It all comes down to dryness

[Breezwyn]

It depends on how much crushed corn flakes you roll the dead body in before you cook it.

[Jango-EX]

The amount of crispiness, duh!

[Dulcimerist]

The amount of teeth you lose when you bite into it.

[Waveclaw]

Small dragon product, medium dragon product, HUGE dragon product.

[minipig]

Lesser Crispy: getting killed by a champion. Greater Crispy: getting killed by a reaper. Extra Crispy: dying in a trap while running away from Lesser Crispy.

[Darstav]

Send DDO points

[Thar]

The three stages of bacon.
Lesser Crispy, Greater Crispy, and Extra Crispy.

[brian14]

Ml 7, ml 13, ml 19

[TharJr]

normal, hard and elite too hot to handle while playing a half orc.

[Arkat]

Oil!

[Sergai]

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[Egilson]

Those are the choices Kobold Family will make when they have fresh rat tonight.

[Velenfein]

Lesser crispy: an awkward kobold fell into a campfire...

Greater crispy: a too curious kobold fell into a lava pit...

Extra crispy: an adventurous kobold awoked an old great wyrm red dragon...

[guzzlr]

The before and after effects of the Cargo Hold Fix.

[Dark_Chocoholic]

The spelling

[IntrepidBear]

Describe the difference between Lesser Crispy, Greater Crispy, and Extra Crispy.

Lesser: When your toes touch the lava and your boots are now missing the front half

Greater: When you trip into the lava, but you got up real fast, and now the seat part of your armor is missing.. and your butt is very red

Extra: When the lava is much deeper than you had anticipated and you did not swim out in time, staring at your soul stone floating beside your ghost and your team mates are laughing..

[ahpook]

Describe the difference between Lesser Crispy, Greater Crispy, and Extra Crispy.
Those are the 3 choices available when ordering at KFC (Kobold Fried Canine). The more crispy, the higher likelihood that what you are getting is not dog but rat (greater), or adventurer (extra).

[ShifterThePirate]

I wish there were DDO Market sales for the Anniversary :rolleyes:

[Jacoby-Drexelhand]

Hmm in my Pathfinder game these terms really help describe my pain as the only front-liner in a party of pyromaniacs.
Lesser Crispy: When the wizard neglects your existence when casting burning hands.
Greater Crispy: When the sorcerer quickens, maximizes, empowers, and widens the fireball landing on top of you.
Extra Crispy: When the casters check in their mythic power points for their extra spells...

[Jiirix]

German flour type numbers indicate the amount of ash (measured in milligrams) obtained from 100 incinerated flour. We could adapt and messure the amount of ash obtained from an kobold.

Two pound of ash left: Lesser crispy
One pound of ash left: Greater Crispy
No ash left: Extra crispy

[parttimewarrior]

There was an old feisty goristro
Who liked his foodstuffs lesser crispy.
But a sorcerer came
And engulfed him in flame
And goristro became extra crispy.

[Jerevth]

Describe the difference between Lesser Crispy, Greater Crispy, and Extra Crispy.

A little known D&D module covered this very thing... it dealt, in great detail, with a campaign into the Demi-quasi-psuedo plane of Ala'critical Consumables*. (Between the Plane of Salt and the Plane of Savory)

The Elementals therein were ferocious creatures with oil hardened armor that had a high degree of ablative quality.

-The lightest such were categorized as Lesser Crispy Elementals and their cores might be formed of anything; fruits, butter, frozen dairy products. They were quick though a skilled planeswalker with plenty of guts could demolish a pack of such in short order.

-Greater Crispy Elementals were more dangerous; winged and chosen for their succulent musculature, both white and dark. Beneath their crisp armor, basted in their own juices, beat the heart of Hen'shen** mystics.

-The Extra Crispy Elementals embraced the fires longer and their armor could cut an unfortunate, even as their juices boiled the flesh. Not to be trifled with, these Friars were free-range destroyers that grind an experienced hero to meal. (A happy meal)

But seldom spoken of, and then only in quiet utterances, was the Elder Crisp who sleeps eternally at the heart of the Demi-Quasi-Psuedo plane of Ala'critical Consumables. Surrounded by the Immortal Guard of Moo and their elite Henchfries.
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*aka fast foods.

I make no apologies.

[Arjaki]

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Meteor shower = both crispy and clean!

[btolson]

It's all in the degree of singe - when all you can see is black soot - THAT'S extra crispy!

[Thisisausername]

Whether you remembered to cast resist energy

[Luchyz]

The black to brown ratio.

[Kulothar]

Light Crispy you hurt after they rez you.
Greater Crispy you wish they hadn't rezzed you.
Extra Crispy... nothing left to rez.

[Kuraci]

Dead
Deader
Deadest

[Heledore]

Lesser Crispy - my brain after one day of farming Party Favors
Greater Crispy - my brain after three days of farming Party Favors
Extra Crispy - my brain at the end of the Anniversary Party event

[wiliamsane]

crispyness !

[mpetrarca]

Lesser Crispy is Burning Hands
Greater Crispy is Fireball
Extra Crispy is Meteor Swarm

[Pizzaiolo]

Aventurer = Lesser;
Legend = Greater Crispy
Completionist = Extra Crispy

[gilstar9]

Lesser is just a little crispy, greater is slightly more crispy and extra is twice as crispy as lesser.

[Heledore]

Lesser Crispy: getting killed by a champion. Greater Crispy: getting killed by a reaper. Extra Crispy: dying in a trap while running away from Lesser Crispy.

It made me really laugh.:D

[Entil]

Not so much
Getting better
Perfect
We are talking about bacon, right?

[Letu]

a little, a lot, and way too much

[EdwardF2019]

Some people love crispy more than they should!

[Nothingtoseehere]

The difference is that Lesser Crispy occurs a fraction of a second before Greater Crispy which occurs a fraction of a second before Extra Crispy

[Hephaistor]

1.tastes like barbecue
2.tastes like burned toast
3.tastes like coal

[Cordovan]

Small dragon product, medium dragon product, HUGE dragon product.

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[Terraism]

Oops, wrong thread.