The DDO Chronicle: Issue 368

[Cordovan]

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[C-Dog]

They always forget their birthdays.

[Gniewomir]

Hate potions, so they can hate us steadfastly.

[osa87]

Kobolds buy a bigger barrel for birthday ^^

[OmgItsMoving]

Nothing -- they're hatched.

[John3000]

Rats, Fresh, juicy and plumpy sprinkled with shinies and other such stuff!!! :cool:.... "Kobold eat fresh rat tonight !!!" :p:p:p:p

[Velenfein]

Kobolds are so fragile. They give each other Sibery Cakes, or they would not celebrate another birthday.

[Jerevth]

Jumping lessons or a fire stick that sounds like a repeater.

[Draxis]

Woot!

[Frogger1234]

Shinies!

[Arkat]

My Precious!!!

[IntrepidBear]

Fresh Rat and Shinies !!!

[Dime_407]

Love. And hate. But mostly love.

[Dragonlover333]

Skull hats. If it fits, they begin shaman training.

[Sergai]

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Replying for a competition entry thanks ????

[Nigel137]

A hand truck/dolly to carry around all those crystals in Cannith challenges so they don’t have hernias or break their backs.

[Salm]

All expenses paid vacation to Ataraxia’s Haven because “Kobold need a vacation!”

[Arjaki]

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[Traffik]

They get each other Fresh Rat, of course.

[Fnordian]

Jumping beans! This is why kobolds are so jumpy all the time--they eat a bean every day.

[Enoach]

What every "dragon" wants. A gold piece.

[Rawcats]

Nothing! Kobold still hate you!


PS Love that sent jewel!!!! Gonna farm and replace as many others as I can next anniversary.

[Jango-EX]

Kobold cookies, of course.

[ThomasMink]

A second barrel.. so they can be a double barrel kobold

[Kulothar]

Shineys!!!

[Luchyz]

I asked Goldscuttle and he said 30 strings of Prayer Beads, 10 Small Wooden Idols, 4 Icon of Khyber or for 4 Astral Shards I could get the diamond of my choice for her birthday.

[The_Human_Cypher]

A birthday cake baked with "fresh rat meat." :o

[Kuraci]

Do you mean their hatchday?

[ideal_insomnia]

Strings of Prayer Beads!

[Sebastrd]

Shinies!

[Dulcimerist]

At the rate that kobolds die, they never live long enough to have a birthday.

[brian14]

Kobold Union memberships!

[PsychoBlonde]

Shinies!

Wait, um, well, kobold like shinies.

You no take kobold's shinies.

Kobold let you LOOK at shinies.

[Sir_Noob]

Kobold Leather Jumping Boots!

[gravisrs]

Crystals! But my crystal is bigger than yours crystal!

[Saekee]

a bead for their prayer beads necklace!

[Dark_Helmet]

Nothing, they just steal it.

[Brandwynn]

Gems!! Because Kobolds always remember....

[mbartol]

Oooooh! Shinies!

[rfachini]

A card that says, "Kobold no hate you, I always remember your birthday."

[Aelonwy]

If I tell you I have to slay you and add you to my Monster Manual. Also *dizafrabado*

[AAH]

Body bags.

[Egilson]

They get a birthday cake, but only the cake. Nobody messes with the candles.

Of course, the cake is stuffed with fresh rat.

[1cebeast]

Elixir of Moderate Healing x10 with the Coupon Code GOLDMODHEAL !!!!

[LucasMacKinnon]

Kobolds Love Fresh Rats, with a balsamic Vinaigrette reduced fish eyes with moldy bread crumbs sprinkled on top for a nice crunch.

[Memnir]

Lego.
Lots and lots of Lego. Don't ask why... But the answer is an absurd amount of Lego.

[Breezwyn]

A knife in the back.

[DrWily]

Okay, so I asked this question to my sentient weapon, which has the soul of a kobold inhabiting it.

She says that for her birthday she wants her body back.

[Nyrvjjn]

kobold's butter

[slayson]

A ring of invisibility so he does not get killed by pirates.

[cdbd3rd]

A bottle of fine wine, preferably from that eastern province where a little rat in the stompings is okay.



[OOC: It is positively crazy what Google comes up with when you search for what wine to have with rat.]

[barcksnbama]

Shinies

[Alrik_Fassbauer]

A newly-dug sewer, or at least a part of a sewer. So, all sewers under each town are property of the entire Kobold community, because every Kobold owns a part of it.

(Sorry, English is my second language.)

[Tolpan]

Kobolds love a good shining thing. and a greater barrel

[Jabbathacutt]

Living in the sewers has got to be a bit stinky so maybe some nice scented candles would be a nice gift. Fresh rat scented of course.

[btolson]

Shinieeeees!!!!!!

[clashjunky]

Rat-cicles

[Bolo_Grubb]

prayer beads of course

[Tyrande]

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Cordo,

What Kobold wanted for the birthday is a "Mystery rats bacon" that generates fresh rats when clicked:

+10 Kobold Regeneration
+20 Kobold Jump
+30 Kobold Run Speed
+30 Kobold Rememberance Mana

Kobold still says, "Kobold still remember waterworks, Kobold still hates you!"

[Fedora1]

A "Get Out of Waterworks Free" card.

[Heledore]

The standard Kobold Birthday Set includes: something shiny, a night lamp and a plush dragon.

[ForumQua]

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What do kobolds get each other for their birthday?
Chewy vanilla and rat cookies (with shiny sprinkles)

[Zavolar]

Definitely not shinies! Possibly a rat on a stick

[SocratesBastardSon]

An all expense-paid trip to Waterworks! Fun for the whole family!

[Dark_Chocoholic]

Sadly, no one really knows. They are always losing the gift just before giving it.
"It was right here!"

[supercrewjack]

Kobold LOOOVE FIRE so Kobold give fire barrel!

[Darstav]

A ticket to a Deeking show with backstage access included.

[Vyrzain]

Shiny Glass Vials.. one can never have to many

[DDO_Addict]

Replacement Barrels... for all the ones adventurers keep breaking in water works.

[peng]

Shinies!

[EnragedBears]

"world domination", see that would be a nice kobold gift.

[Hakushi]

Anything that is shiny.

[Rauven]

A nice, plump rat. Rat is the fruit of the sewer. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's, rat-kabobs, rat creole, rat gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple rat, lemon rat, coconut rat, pepper rat, rat soup, rat stew, rat salad, rat and potatoes, rat burger, rat sandwich. Uh, that- that's about it.

[krzyysiek098]

Missing adventurers!

[sunwolfs]

Progenitor crystal. My crystal bigger than your crystal.

[Falcorian]

Considering how often I find them, I'm assuming that it's a common practice to exchange a string of prayer beads for holidays.

[Matuse]

Cash.

[Claver]

Scabies

[Leiton]

Trapping supplies.

[Mynxxx]

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shinies !

[Jiirix]

Whatever gets them high.

[Lanadazia]

fresh rat!

or some... kobold butter..

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[LrdSlvrhnd]

A new shiny thingamathingthing to replace the one that a jerk adventurer stole.

[dsmwhiteknight]

Shinies of course!

[guzzlr]

Revenge

[parttimewarrior]

Adventurers! Or adventurer packs, if they're lucky.

[ahpook]

Kobolds just want a card* for their birthday.



* A card made from the skin of adventurerers.

[Isit]

Update 45 :D

[PurpleTimb]

Prayer beads. Very shiny prayer beads.

[Kissykong]

Shinies!!

[csgholahayt]

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Helium balloons for consistent annoying vocals.
Line them up. Move em out! Rawhide!

[Necratim]

Parts for new traps

[Lokeal_The_Flame]

A kobold butter cake and a fire broiled rat for the food!

Random shinies for the gift!

[syrion52]

the map out of waterworks

[momps]

can someone explain the winter festival? i'm not sure i'm understanding where one gives exchanges these coins and what one gets for the ice skating stuff.

[MasterKernel]

A small model of Waterworks. In a globe.

[wiliamsane]

Potions of jump +30

[EhMystery]

Therapy for the abuse we put them through

[crimsonknights2]

Apparently super jump potions. At least that's what they get the shamans

[DavidT]

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Kobolds just want Friend!

[EdwardF2019]

I like especially the little kobold who wants to save the stray dogs.

[Brekian]

anything with rattitude

[gilstar9]

Shineys of course

[Entil]

When was your Bitrthday again? Kobold forget...

[Letu]

A gift certificate for a weekend stay at the Water Works. All the rats you can eat is included.

[The_Apocalypse]

A String of Prayer Beads

[Kielbasa]

Requisition Forms for the union.

[Khr0mm]

A nice pair of ratskin gloves

[Cordovan]

Kobold cookies, of course.

Congratulations, you are this week's winner! PM incoming with a code.

[Jango-EX]

Hooray! :D