Terrible news about lag

[lugoman]

It seems they have found out the source of much of the lag in the game. Turns out it is because of mounts. The terrible news is that the only way to stop the lag is to euthanize all the horses. On the brighter side, Glue +5 pots are going to be abundant and cheap.

[Saekee]

there will be an unusual new item on the tavern menu that heals your hp quickly and cheaply

[Fenrisulven7]

On the brighter side, Glue +5 pots are going to be abundant and cheap.

Not so fast, as I'm sure there will be a dozen people who complain incessantly about it on the forums.

Are people getting favor from that or something? :cool:


House Whine (sigil: a halfling throwing a tantrum)

20 favor - Frivolity +5, you learn to complain about this silly favor reward

75 favor - Not This S Again +10, eyes roll when you enter a thread

150 favor - you gain Righteous Dude +5, appointing yourself Champion for people who never asked or wanted it

300 favor - DDO Is Dying grouch (3/day), your demoralizing posts drive away new players and longtime vets alike

500 favor - Okay Karen +20, an SSG intern will take your greatest complaint and stuff it behind a file cabinet. Congratulations!

[Nyata]

Not so fast, as I'm sure there will be a dozen people who complain incessantly about it on the forums.

Are people getting favor from that or something? :cool:


House Whine (sigil: a halfling throwing a tantrum)

20 favor - Frivolity +5, you learn to complain about this silly favor reward

75 favor - Not This S Again +10, eyes roll when you enter a thread

150 favor - you gain Righteous Dude +5, appointing yourself Champion for people who never asked or wanted it

300 favor - DDO Is Dying grouch (3/day), your demoralizing posts drive away new players and longtime vets alike

500 favor - Okay Karen +20, an SSG intern will take your greatest complaint and stuff it behind a file cabinet. Congratulations!

****, cannot give you reputaion for that post cause I recently did already... Also there needs to be a cosmetic favor reward in there. something like 'cloak of the downer', with a thumbs down icon.

[LightBear]

****, cannot give you reputaion for that post cause I recently did already... Also there needs to be a cosmetic favor reward in there. something like 'cloak of the downer', with a thumbs down icon.

Unless you're halfling, then you'll get a soapbox instead.

[Fenrisulven7]

****, cannot give you reputaion for that post cause I recently did already

No worries, save it for later :cool: as I plan on photoshopping an new Okay Karen Enhancement tree to give the devs for Christmas. LOL. Things like...

Entitlement I - how dare the devs not respond to your complaint
Entitlement II - how dare the devs take too long responding to your complaint
Entitlement III - how dare the devs not stop everything to fix your complaint

Armchair Dev 5% - you have an idea no dev has ever thought of (10 sec cooldown)
Armchair Dev 10% - it's so easy a caveman could do it (5 sec cooldown)
Archchair Dev 15% - you could open source code DDO if you weren't so busy zerging to TR (mum says "take out the trash" cooldown)

SSG Doppleganger I - you may assume all the inner workings of SSG without becoming an employee
SSG Doppleganger II - you may decide what brand of coffee is used in the break room
SSG Doppleganger III - you have HR input into all delegation of dev tasks


...needs work, but I've got some more ideas

[Jiggerota]

It seems they have found out the source of much of the lag in the game. Turns out it is because of mounts. The terrible news is that the only way to stop the lag is to euthanize all the horses. On the brighter side, Glue +5 pots are going to be abundant and cheap.

You know where they're not having these problems and their mounts have reigns and you can fight on them? Now they've announced the release of Dark Alliance, DDO is finished. Say goodbye to your hopes of any meaningful new content from here on out, just look at the **** horses they give us and the bugs that came with them. Giving us mounts with no reigns and no stirrups is like writing a script for a driving sim and not bothering to include a brake pedal or a a steering wheel. We get no fort building, no decent cosmetics (never mind custom ones) no storage, very limited options when it comes to character customization but finally after years and years just months before they make the game completely obsolete they give us generic goblins and poorly written horses with no bit and bridle that we can't fight off of in wilderness areas the size of my local park. Exiles FTP this weekend. https://store.steampowered.com/app/440900/Conan_Exiles/?fbclid=IwAR0dDkAEic2UAJ627nNVkt1b3euZcTyPYQUllcts FnWrHEPbKkPXo_Lv8pI

[Fenrisulven7]

Good parody. Well played!

[droid327]

You know where they're not having these problems and their mounts have reigns and you can fight on them? Now they've announced the release of Dark Alliance, DDO is finished. Say goodbye to your hopes of any meaningful new content from here on out, just look at the **** horses they give us and the bugs that came with them. Giving us mounts with no reigns and no stirrups is like writing a script for a driving sim and not bothering to include a brake pedal or a a steering wheel. We get no fort building, no decent cosmetics (never mind custom ones) no storage, very limited options when it comes to character customization but finally after years and years just months before they make the game completely obsolete they give us generic goblins and poorly written horses with no bit and bridle that we can't fight off of in wilderness areas the size of my local park.

Monarchs reign. Horses have reins. Dont be pedantic about horses in DDO not having proper tacking and then not even know how the word is spelled ><

Also yes, after 13 years or whatever, DDO is dead because our new horses have minor cosmetic defects...yeah that's what did it, what game can survive that? :P

Also LOL at "very little options for character customization"...what, do you use paths?

[Nyata]

Monarchs reign. Horses have reins. Dont be pedantic about horses in DDO not having proper tacking and then not even know how the word is spelled ><

Also yes, after 13 years or whatever, DDO is dead because our new horses have minor cosmetic defects...yeah that's what did it, what game can survive that? :P

Also LOL at "very little options for character customization"...what, do you use paths?

*points to the big sign hanging over her head saying *~*~*sarcasm*~*~* in sparkly pink letters*

[droid327]

No worries, save it for later :cool: as I plan on photoshopping an new Okay Karen Enhancement tree to give the devs for Christmas. LOL. Things like...

Entitlement I - how dare the devs not respond to your complaint
Entitlement II - how dare the devs take too long responding to your complaint
Entitlement III - how dare the devs not stop everything to fix your complaint

Armchair Dev 5% - you have an idea no dev has ever thought of (10 sec cooldown)
Armchair Dev 10% - it's so easy a caveman could do it (5 sec cooldown)
Archchair Dev 15% - you could open source code DDO if you weren't so busy zerging to TR (mum says "take out the trash" cooldown)

SSG Doppleganger I - you may assume all the inner workings of SSG without becoming an employee
SSG Doppleganger II - you may decide what brand of coffee is used in the break room
SSG Doppleganger III - you have HR input into all delegation of dev tasks




The T5 is "Why Dont They Just..." - ignore all the difficult mechanics involved in implementing your vaguely defined suggestion

And the capstone is "Why Are They Wasting Time With That?" - reassign an employee to a project they do not have the skillset to accomplish, like asking a 3D artist to fix bugs.