Pathing is so broken that >

[kmoustakas]

Let's play a game. It's called pathing is so broken that (insert funny FACT here)

I'll start

Pathing is so broken my artificer dog was climbing an invisible ladder next to house Deneith mailbox. Then it also ladder-bugged but that's another story.

[LightBear]

Pathing is so broken that even the kobolds can't do backflips onto door ridges anymore.

[Eryhn]

Pathing is so broken that they are truly afraid of investing time to fix it properly at the core hence bandaid after bandaid.

[Potatofasf]

Pathing is so broken that Elminster is talking faster!

[Bonulino]

Pathing is so broken that the griffons are attacking each other, rather than attacking our party.

[HungarianRhapsody]

Pathing is so broken that when your mom sits around the house, she runs straight at you and gets stuck in the corner of a room instead of sitting around the house.

[DrBrainz]

Pathing is so broken that when my Rogue hireling goes to disable the trap, he instead walks past the box and INTO said trap, dying. :)

[Captain_Wizbang]

https://i.imgur.com/Og3fKUl.jpg

[Loholt-UK]

Pathing is so broken that when your mom sits around the house, she runs straight at you and gets stuck in the corner of a room instead of sitting around the house.

+1

[Sir_Noob]

Pathing is so broken that you can no longer ask "why did the chicken cross the road?"

[Arkat]

Pathing is so broken, Coyle lives...EVERY TIME!

[rabidfox]

Pathing is so broken that Marcus Brody gets lost in his own museum.

[Sam-u-r-eye]

Pathing is so broken I can't enter the first quest in IQ chain, for lack of inspiration.

[Fivetigers33]

Pathing is so broken that it drove Elminster to commit suicide. He ran off the first ledge he came to in Beyond the Rift. RIP buddy. Ye will be missed.

[LeadHero5]

the door at one end of our guild ship (but not the other) won't connect to the other decks.

[Ralmeth]

PATHING is so broken that even the Developers can't FIND a way to fix it.

[mbartol]

Pathing is so broken that Lolth runs away from me when running Caught in the Web!

[Fnordian]

Pathing is so broken that monsters have started using Bigby's Hands to find their way.

[Hobgoblin]

Pathing is so broken, Chuck Norris almost missed.

[Sorcerio]

Pathing is so broken that one of the new enhancement lines in the Paladin pass will be to deter and punish Jaywalkers.

[Kutalp]

Pathing is so broken that the Wayfinders of Eberron setting allready started seeking a way to immigrate to not yet developed Pathfinder setting content.


https://thenewdungeonmaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/illo3.jpg

'Omg...Where to ?!'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hahovXm2yFE

[drwho1985]

Pathing is so broken that monsters have started using Bigby's Hands to find their way.

/slow cap

You win!!!!!!!

[Bonulino]

I love this thread! I'm getting a lot of laughs from it. :o +1 to the OP.

[kmoustakas]

I love this thread! I'm getting a lot of laughs from it. :o +1 to the OP.

Why thank you. I'm sad I didn't get the chance to screenshot the puppy climbing the invisible ladder

[Fnordian]

Pathing is so broken that starting next update, all characters entering any quest will be given a large stack of torches and instructed to place them along their route so the monsters can find them. Intentionally leading the monsters into lava or traps will result in an experience penalty or possibly a bonus, depending on your daily dice roll of the day.

In additions, all Champions will gain "Omnisniffience" except for Champion Troglodytes as that would cause them to go insane and self-identify as mushrooms.