My hireling is so stupid...

[krimsonrane]

He cast dancing ball on a horde of undead.

My hireling is so stupid...
she takes lava baths and isn't immune to fire.

My hireling is so stupid...
he went into another quest to pull the lever that was right in front of him.

Keep it going if you can.

[Sunnie]

My hireling's so stupid, he started casting non-quickened mass heal while at 10% health and being attacked.

[Amundir]

My hireling is so stupid, a dog follows commands better. ( I SAID STAY **** IT!!! )
My hireling is so stupid, he didn't take any game enhancements because doping is illegal.

[Xgya]

My hireling's so stupid it moved away from the pressure plate while asked to be passive and immobile. (seriously, WTB heavy rock instead)

My hireling's so stupid it warns me about the presence of a trap while it's standing in the spinning blades' range.

[Selvera]

He cast dancing ball on a horde of undead.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/T3wmW3RZBok/maxresdefault.jpg

My hireling is so stupid he forgets what he was doing in the middle of a fight.

My hireling is so stupid she thinks she'll get a share of the loot.

My hireling is so stupid illithids avoid him.

[Fedora1]

My hireling is so stupid she thinks she'll get a share of the loot.

This ^^, and that image are hilarious! :D

[PsychoBlonde]

My hireling's so stupid, he's been tanking a crate for thirty seconds.

[krimsonrane]

My hireling's so stupid, he started casting non-quickened mass heal while at 10% health and being attacked.

lol I have seen that one!

[krimsonrane]

My hireling is so stupid, a dog follows commands better. ( I SAID STAY **** IT!!! )
My hireling is so stupid, he didn't take any game enhancements because doping is illegal.

hahahaha

[krimsonrane]

My hireling's so stupid, he's been tanking a crate for thirty seconds.

you made me spit out my coffee!

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/93927823/

[krimsonrane]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/T3wmW3RZBok/maxresdefault.jpg

My hireling is so stupid he forgets what he was doing in the middle of a fight.

My hireling is so stupid she thinks she'll get a share of the loot.

My hireling is so stupid illithids avoid him.

hilarious!

[Lalangamena]

My hireling is so stupid, he tries to rest on resurrection shrine.
My hireling is so stupid, when the enemy cast ice storm on pool of lava, he jumps in because the average temperature is "normal".

[PsychoBlonde]

My hireling is so stupid, he keeps trying to put his drink on my Mysterious Remnants.
My hireling is so stupid, he blew all his spell points casting Command on a shavarath portal.
My hireling is so stupid, he got one-shot by a rat. (btw, this actually happened back when the rats in wheloon quests could have champion hats, I was sitting there "aw, how cute, he thinks he's nasty" and SQUEAK it one-shot my hireling.)
My hireling is so stupid, augment summoning makes him lose hit points.
My hireling is so stupid, when I told him to use the int rune, he was sucked into a black hole.

[Proton]

My hireling is so stupid, he heals me when I am at full health.
My hireling is so stupid, he heals the guys who don't need it first.
My hireling is so stupid, he pretends he is resting when he isn't.
My hireling is so stupid, he doen't know how to jump.
My hireling is so stupid, he doesn't know how to use a ladder.
My hireling so so stupid is... the door knob out wits him.


BTW that level 15th favored soul hireling, named Loretheal or something like that, is incredible...

They made her so smart I pike quests while she finishes them.
They made her so smart the monsters fall over before she casts Comet Fall on them.
They made her so smart, she almost never misses a heal and makes fights twice as easy.
They made her so smart, the bosses try to rubberband to get their hps back after a few seconds of her spells.
They made her so smart, she hires herself sometimes without any help.

[Niminae]

My hireling is so stupid, I just park it at the entrance of the dungeon and use it as a Divine Vitality mana battery.

[Bacab]

"Hireling" is my character's name...

It seems to let the party know in advance what to expect from me.

I have a "Box Breaking and Lever Pulling Build". Though it is probably just better to park me at the beginning and summon me once the quest is done for loot.

[AbyssalMage]

My Hireling is so stupid, I tell it to cast Heal (on me) and it cast Nimbus of Light (on the NPC at 100% health destroying me) instead.

My Hireling is so stupid, I summoned him to me and he decided he wanted to cast a spell instead (while standing in a trap rapidly dying).

My Hireling is so stupid, I repeatedly told him to interact with the rune and he thought I told him to do nothing (Flesh Makers Laboratory).

[Fedora1]

"Hireling" is my character's name...

It seems to let the party know in advance what to expect from me.

I have a "Box Breaking and Lever Pulling Build". Though it is probably just better to park me at the beginning and summon me once the quest is done for loot.

LOL nice! :D

Have you ever tried an "Agro Stealing Piker" (aka ASP) build? It's where you unwittingly grab agro from all the mobs and have to run away to avoid being killed, forcing all the other players to chase down the mobs following you. I like to play the Benny Hill theme music (Yakity Sax) while playing this build. :cool:

[Nonesuch2008]

My Hireling is so stupid... that apparently ranged damage to me is not 'real' damage, therefore I do not need to be healed.

My Hireling is so stupid... that two feet away from the Rest Shrine is sometimes out of range.

[Niminae]

My Hireling is so stupid, I summoned him to me and he decided he wanted to cast a spell instead (while standing in a trap rapidly dying).

Wait. If you summoned him into a trap, which one of you is the stupid one again? :confused:

[CaptainPurge]

Wyoh is so stupid, he does the Triple Lindy when I just need a lever pulled!


https://youtu.be/rDMMYT3vkTk?t=60

[peng]

My hire is so stupid, he refuses to raise anyone if told to stand still.
My hire is so stupid, if told to stand still, then told to do... anything (cast a spell, pull a lever, etc) he thinks the 'stand still' order no longer applies.
My hire is so stupid, if told to heal me, he'll heal himself (at full hp) instead.
My hire is so stupid, he doesn't get that defensive really means do nothing except heal and raise.
My hire is so stupid, he disagrees when I take a spell/action off his ai.