The DDO Chronicle: Issue 259

[Cordovan]

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[cdbd3rd]

What do Kobolds celebrate?

When the invading PC, their mechnopup, AND their hireling all fail their saves against a Lightning Bolt. Twice.

https://i.imgur.com/cflwlDp.jpg


:)

[ForgettableNPC]

Butter day.

[GumpsGang]

What do Kobolds celebrate?

Monday ... The day most of us start our work-week and don't have time during the day pester them.

[LucasMacKinnon]

Festivus. The holiday for the rest of us Though Kobolds don't understand the Festivus pole.

[Earthbound Misfit]

shinies!!!!!

[Arkat]

Omnisniffience!

[Gratch]

Kobold celebrates the simple things. Your neighbor's earwax for instance.

[brashir]

everything

[ThrakThor]

Who cares, they're kobolds.

[Lanadazia]

they celebrate getting 'promoted' in crystal cove

[Nyata]

waffles!

it's a mystery how exactly kobolds came to be obsessed with those tasty delights, but it is well known that if you want to get rid of a kobold infestation, you just need to leave out a tray with a huge stack of waffles. both tray and waffles will vanish and never turn up again, rumour has it the tray has it's own role to play in the celebrations. Unfortunately no one has ever been able to observe the exacting rituals in the natural habitat of local kobold tribes. The bigger the stack of waffles, the longer the kobold infestation will be a non-issue.

[Kalebos]

Kobolds celebrate every flush we make! Straight from the Stormreach toilets to the Kobolds' Krankmus tree.

[The_Human_Cypher]

Kobold's celebrate the kobold diety, Kurtulmak. He will reward his devotees in the afterlife.

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[Ebondevil]

The Death of Adventurers

[Vyrzain]

The end of the world as we know it!

[1cebeast]

DDO downtime.

[MustangMan]

Kobolds celebrate remember waterworks day!

[Dragonlover333]

They celebrate the formation of the Kobold Union.

[Friggli]

Sewer inspection day!

[LrdSlvrhnd]

Kobold celebrates player *not* stealing kobold's favorite thingamathingthing.

[Dalris_Thane]

What do Kobolds celebrate?

Tiamat, the 5 headed dragon, in hopes that more draconic blood, and therefore, draconic powers, flow through the next generation of kobolds.

[Fnordian]

Fresh rat tonight!

[peng]

Remembrance day. Kobold never forget!

[Saekee]

Kobolds celebrate their survival for one more day!

[Nonesuch2008]

When they are old enough to master jumping both backward and upwards at the same time.

[Dulcimerist]

The fact that there are very few toilets in Stormreach.

[Livmo]

An unexpected day off and fresh rat for dinner!

[Captain_Wizbang]

Nothing, Kobolds hate you.

[Edwinge]

Kobolds celebrate each day they aren't killed.

[kyra]

I am on a Union Break so therefore kobolds celebrate Labor Day.

[SkyJ89]

Demolition day! The day where random sink hole start appearing in every city!

[dsmwhiteknight]

Having a Dark Overlord!

[Goutan]

Remembrance of Water Works Day

[Enoach]

Ascension Day...

This is the day one Kobold becomes a "Real Dragon".

[CThruTheEgo]

Christmahanakwanzika

[Tolpan]

remember all the Kobolds.

[Deathdefy]

The presence of Bloodknuckle's Loincloth Waistband.

[guzzlr]

Uh... Tuesday? Kobold forget.

[gilstar9]

Kobolds celebrate Never Forget Day.... EVERY DAY...

[Jango-EX]

Waterworksgiving

[Entil]

The end of the Night Revels, they much prefer their ogre as the leader than the lich.

[Letu]

National Dragon Did Not Eat Me Day.

[Frogger1234]

Festuvilt! Everyone celebrates Festivult!

[rfachini]

Union Day. That's the day the banded together and killed Jimmy Hoffa.

[brian14]

Fresh Rat Day

[beta1]

Kobolds celebrate death of lag day. The problem is that they are still waiting for it to happen.

[AlsoWondering]

They celebrate the death of #######*.

* ####### is an unnamed obnoxious player who just got added to my ignore list and is the only player on the list who (I think) is currently playing.

[Ninecircles]

Dead adventurers.

[CPDK9]

Ooooh... shiny...

[RydeaNikkna]

Kobolds celebrate Double Barrel Water Works Memorial day! Its the day the union bosses get dunked in water barrels for being; "what a slave driver." But then again "That's right! Nobody messes with the Union"

[ahpook]

Your demise

[btolson]

When the citizens of Stormreach go on mass holiday vacations, and "use" some other city's sewers.

[Gremmlynn]

A better question would be; What don't Kobolds celebrate?

They always seem to be dancing (unless that's a bladder issue).

[Wendyk]

Rattapalooza!

[zegramghart]

What do Kobolds celebrate?

The eight days of Koboldukkah.

[Mel14]

Mediocrity!

[CaptainPurge]

Dia de los Shinies

[Sierim]

Big Boss Birthday!

[xberto]

floating on a chocolate bar

[Luchyz]

Labor Day.. All union get day off and fresh rat.

[Kuraci]

It is fresh rat night at the cafeteria.

[Kulothar]

when you are gone...

[krzyysiek098]

Festivult!

[C-Dog]

Living just one more day.

[John3000]

They celebrate their own very special thanksgiving where they feast upon their favorite meal :
"Kobold eat fresh rat tonight"
:p

[Thumbed_Servant]

What do Kobolds celebrate?

The Twelve Dragons of Fesitvult, of course

[Nissebror]

That dragon will rule some day

[Portibraf]

Happy Hatchday!

[ComicRelief]

Everything. ("I made it! I made it!" "Woohoo! Promotion!" "Boo-ya! Jackpot!" "I'm a double-barreled Kobold; I'm a Kobold on the edge!" "Kobold family eat fresh rat tonight!" "Kobold beat the odds! Kobold come home!" "Score!" "Victory!" "Woohoo! Kobold rich, long time!" "Woohoo! Home run!" "Awesome!" (http://soundboards.cubicleninja.com/))
;)

[Teeaaa]

Kobolds Celebrate when they finally get into the graveyard. I mean seriously... A Kobold dream job is to be a necromancer, isn't it?

[Hazelnut]

Kobolds have celebrations? Who knew?

[Marupal]

What do kobolds celebrate?

Kobold Liberation Day. Honoring the day that special kobold (whom no one can remember) freed all kobolds from persecution, tyranny, mindless tasks, senseless slaughter and ...er ...um Huh. Kobold have deja vu. What we talking 'bout again?

[guises]

Kobolds have a traditional harvest festival, in which the feast heartily on... something. I have decided not to think about this anymore.

[Zavolar]

Shinies. Yeah, doesn't take much to make our little friends happy...

[DaGreat1]

Waterworks... it seems like it's the only thing they remember

[maurilio]

Shiniesgiving

[Bluebird6757]

The Midwinter Festival - the one time of year kobolds are not murdered for their chests, or forced to labor in a mine, or raised as zombies to serve a lich. Plus hot chocolate goes well with fresh rat.

[Plantman81]

Rainbow of Dragons' Day

[Vasandralov]

Breeding, apparently.

[alanon2015]

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they celebrate winning...

[BlueVictory]

Crystals

[Hafeal]

ooohhhhhh, shiny!

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http://www.takzu.com/cc_audio/KAttack16.mp3

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[Light_of_erebus]

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Dragons!!!!!! They celebrate dragons!!!!

[Annex]

Sophie the Cat Burglar: Nok Gabble Gip Gap!

Vexa the Dagger: Gesundheit.

Sophie the Cat Burglar: No, silly! Nok Gabble Gip Gap is the Kobold celebration of Heirloom giving. You see, all kobolds love small, shiny, interesting objects--coins, gems, crystals, jewelry, little metal parts, that sort of thing. In ancient times, Kobolds would attack and even kill one another to obtain such trifles.

Vexa the Dagger: By 'ancient times' you mean, like, five minutes ago, right?

Sophie the Cat Burglar: Stop. Many years ago, a Kobold Prophet named Nok had a holy vision. Gip Gap, the Keeper of Beautiful Shinys...

Vexa the Dagger: You mean junk.

Sophie the Cat Burglar: Stop. Gip Gap appeared to Nok in a dream and proclaimed that Kobolds must stop the killing and the hurting and the hating. She told Nok that Kobolds must gift shiny objects to each other.

Vexa the Dagger: That worked out well.

Sophie the Cat Burglar: Stop! Nok brought Gip Gap's message to his tribe, and so began the celebration of Nok Gabble Gip Gap--Nok's Proclamation of Gip Gap. Kobolds celebrate Nok Gabble Gip Gap by collecting interesting objects and gifting them to loved ones and friends.

Vexa the Dagger: And this keeps them from killing one another? Badly?

Sophie the Cat Burglar: Kobolds were once far more violent. Killing close family members was quite common. Kobold historians believe Nok Gabble Gip Gap helped Kobolds transition from being solitary predators to communal hunters. Tribes still attack one another but now family members rarely do so.

Vexa the Dagger: You are such a nerd.

Sophie the Cat Burglar: You asked!

Vexa the Dagger: Actually, Cordovan asked, you sneezed, I offered a polite Gesundheit, and then you launched into the Rise and Fall of the Kobold Empire.

Sophie the Cat Burglar: Fine! I will go back to reading.

Vexa the Dagger: No, no. So, hey. Who is Gip Gap?

Sophie the Cat Burglar: No one actually knows. The Kobolds believe her to be a beautiful Dragon of gold and silver who lairs upon a great treasure heap of coins and jewels and shiny trinkets. She loves all Kobolds and offers them her wisdom.

Vexa the Dagger: You mean, like, don't eat that?

Sophie the Cat Burglar: Some Kobold historians believe Gip Gap may actually exist. They conjecture that she is an elder being attempting to uplift and civilize Kobolds.

Vexa the Dagger: Good luck with that.

Sophie the Cat Burglar: If true, they believe Kobolds may one day evolve or reincarnate into a higher form.

Vexa the Dagger: Wait, wait, wait. So a Kobold could reincarnate into a higher form. So. Sophie. Looking at your bedroom. I see two treasure chests full of shiny coins, a bunch or jewelry boxes stuffed to overflowing, two display cases full of brightly painted miniatures, a bunch of shiny artifacts hanging on the walls, and what I could only describe as a clothing fetish for brightly polished chainmail dresses. Are you telling me you are a reincarnated Kobold?

Sophie the Cat Burglar: No!

Vexa the Dagger: Hmm. You sure know an awful lot about this Nok Gabble Gip Gap. Past life memories?

Sophie the Cat Burglar: I am not a reincarnated Kobold!

Vexa the Dagger: If the shiny silver slipper fits...

[wak0767]

8 Crazy Nights of Rhatukkah

[rhk0872]

ThanksfortheratsGiving!

[rhk008]

Merry Ratsmas! Kobolds never forget!

[DYWYPI]

What do Kobolds celebrate?

"Kobold celebrate: Mighty Kobold Day!".

[Cordovan]

When the citizens of Stormreach go on mass holiday vacations, and "use" some other city's sewers.

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