The DDO Chronicle: Issue 188

[Cordovan]

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[Jetrule]

The dude is huge and has no idea what a plunger is.

[The_Human_Cypher]

The Storm Giant sized Fruit of the Looms left all over the place.

[btolson]

The snoring. It's thunderous.

[ForgettableNPC]

He never casts Fly on you when you want him to.

And while it's good that he buys his own cutlery, his knives are as big as you are.

[Hakushi]

Each time he's going to accidently hit me, I'll get thrown away.

[Saekee]

The musings. Constant, never ending. Doesn't even go outside. Just...muses

[Vooduspyce]

it's condescending that he keeps calling you "little one"

[JonD]

Static shock off every metal surface in the apartment *all* *the* *time*.

[peng]

static shocks everywhere

[xberto]

boom

[Temgar]

The grocery bill.:eek:

[Thunder-Monkey]

Green hair... EVERYWHERE!

[Enoach]

Listening to how the Truthful One tricked him over and over again.

[Bobmj]

The long-winded rants.

[LevelJ]

Among other reasons, dorms that must make accommodations by increasing ceiling height have to be about half the size of a broom closet in order to avoid increasing the price incredibly...and even alone, the Storm Reaver doesn't fit in a full broom closet, much less a half one with a roommate.


-Jayron

[RD2play]

He keeps making you play "Master-Mind" of all games, and if you protest he will threaten you he'll "Blow up the world!"

[rfachini]

He takes up ALL the room.

[Edwinge]

Times when he is gassy

[Jango-EX]

Man... I don't know where to begin... there are GIANT issues!

[Ullikummis]

He needs more cowbell.

[geoffhanna]

He's really bad at Twister.

Puts one foot down and BOOM! All the dots are covered.

[Apollos713]

The doomsday device in the living room is a real downer.

[Glenalth]

I keep waking up in the ceiling surrounded by sharp pikes.

[MerryOldSoul]

Temperature settings, and the moaning about where is the storm setting.

[PsychoBlonde]

What's the worst thing about having the Stormreaver as a roommate?

Sor'Jek keeps sneaking in at 2 am to swipe the pet dragons.

[FAQ]

The Boom!

[Maquist]

He and our other roommate made a deal to clean this place up, but now it's practically worse than before!

[Goroshi]

If all kinds of dragons fought with each other, which one will win?
(All colors of ancient dragons)

[Phoenix-daBard]

Remember what is at eye level! Ewww

[hingu_Doy]

when i walked in on him and his girlfriend because he forgot to put a sock on the door knob

[Joinaxx]

room is a mess because... air elementals. everywhere.

[Frogger1234]

The many talking swords stuck behind the furniture and in the closets.

[axel15810]

Thanks for the spotlight Cordovan, much appreciated.

As for the question, definitely trying to fit that huge sword in a storage closet.

[Ebondevil]

He never looks where he's putting his feet

[slayson]

Beans enough said

[KingUbu]

The incessant whining. Mewl, my kind has no place to live. Mewl, this place is a prison (dude, you have a roof over your head). Mewl, the dragon killed me. Well at least they made a play about it.

[LrdSlvrhnd]

He takes up the WHOLE couch. And the recliner. And the easy chair. And the dining room table...

[DDO_Addict]

What's the worst thing about having the Stormreaver as a roommate?

The light is always on...then off...then on...then off...then on...then off...

[Sealdy]

He just doesn't stay on his side of the bed.

[Dark_Helmet]

The incessant ticking of a "doomsday" clock.

[selbadofstian]

He won't shut up about the truthful one and feels the need to narrate everything

[Calinthus]

The bastich uses ALL the soap, AND shampoo, when he showers. And, then, you have to get a plumber to get all that fraggen hair out of the pipes. Seriously, it's like living with a herd of bears.....

[FuzzyDuck81]

He's a massive fan of the most cringeworthy made-for-tv romance films, and the tears & sniffles mean the place is at a permanent 80% humidity

[dunklezhan]

The adventurers.

Constantly rifling my underwear drawer thinking its a chest and 'crowd controlling' me when I'm just trying to go the bloody bathroom. I swear, one day, I'm going to get back at him for this. True Fact.

#TruthfulOne



(I would so watch that sitcom).

[Fnordian]

The really bad weather in the living room.

[Nestroy]

His unwashed socks littering the room. :)

Take a whole Trog army´s stench and multiply by a Gigant and you may get the draft ^^.

[fearlossPhiction]

hey its not so bad these days, now i no longer have to re visit all his old haunts and hand in 10 of each relic just to see him!

[Ebergar]

What's the worst thing about having the Stormreaver as a roommate?
Well, lack of room of course!

[Taps]

Both Gnomes and Dwarves are racist against Oomph Loompas

[moomooprincess]

What's the worst thing about having the Stormreaver as a roommate?

When he invites friends over to watch the New York Giants play and they eat spicy food and beans.

Then, once football season ends, baseball season begins, and they watch the San Francisco Giants, same thing. They eat spicy food and beans.

NFL Draft tomorrow night, guess who is hosting the party?

[DYWYPI]

What's the worst thing about having the Stormreaver as a roommate?

His legendary table manners; are the worst thing about having the Stormreaver as a roommate. You always have to sleep-with-one-eye-open, just in-case you're next on the menu.

[Alisonique]

His +20 stick of moaning....grumble grumble moan drone mutter.

[Lerincho]

What's the worst thing about having the Stormreaver as a roommate?
Thunder-Snore

[GoldyGopher]

He gets so testy when I play "They Might Be Giants", don't know why.

[Hipparan]

The worst thing is when he watches horror movies, gets scared, and then uses the Boom! so I have to replace every light bulb in the apartment.

[Vulkoorex]

You get knocked down when he farts. And his gas fills the whole room. Especially dangerous when it's silent and deadly.

[RistoffDervish]

He puts holes in the roof every time he stands up.

[Nyrvjjn]

space

[Kompera_Oberon]

What's the worst thing about having the Stormreaver as a roommate?

He keeps yelling "3 - 2 - 1 - BOOM!" when I'm trying to sleep.

[cdbd3rd]

What's the worst thing about having the Stormreaver as a roommate?

Da feets.

Take the normal stench of a teenager's feet, then giant-size em.

Ergh. :eek:

[LucasMacKinnon]

The shorter list would be what is the good thing about it. I can't begin to tell you what is the worst. I mean the constant giants over since they have no place to go, the crying himself to sleep every night, Fighting with the dragon neighbors. His constant tinkering with a dooms day device.

[donovan1313]

Thinking that every time you forget wash your dishes he is going to activate his doomsday device.

[akalin2012]

Easily the worst thing about having the Stormreaver as a roommate is that he's so dang big! He's so big that you'd have to have a 2 or 3 story house for him to even stand up straight near the stairs. Don't get me started on his voice either, I mean every time he opens his mouth you'd get noise complaints from your neighbors.

[Nesis]

He eats all da bacon

[ComicRelief]

The worst thing about having the Stormreaver as a roommate? Well, for halflings, gnomes, and dwarves, I would think it would be when he dumps out his shoes in the living room after spending a day at the beach - all the sand would be like dunes...
;)

[beta1]

He is constantly stepping on me. He claims it is because I'm so small, but I don't think he likes me for some reason.

[Thud]

He's constantly using your vorpal blade to shave.

[Lanadazia]

airelementals EVERYWHERE. ugh!
and i don't have sev's super boots to get some rest

[Kaylenn]

He is too big. He would break the roof and let all the rain and storms inside.

[NabeGewell]

He does a monolog before starting any chore or activity.

[thedip]

After successfully convincing people to wear his old napkin(s); now after a heavy cold, he is now leaving lots of old tissues around thinking that adventurers will pick them up. Apparently if worn, oozes and slimes ignore you!

Bogrot

[Tyrande]

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He's big, loud and a party animal. He does not have a quiet time any time. Every time he calls you; he said "little people roommate". When he drinks in parties its like ale every where. He said the room wasn't humid and thunderous enough with BOOM! When he works with his programming homework he always said that his toy Doomsday device is buggy that he needs to fix it but never get to it because he's tricked by some old dragon called "The Truthful One"; and he was wrong to have him over for parties and such...

Basically a good, big, tall fellow who likes to share his feelings but in a BOOM way.

[Zaharia]

Really enjoy how fast the user community responds to submissions on DDO Forums. Wish DDO Forums had a better Search engine. Also wish DDO Forums had a nightly updated "Index system" to allow you to page thru past posting by subject matter for research and more enjoyable casual reading.

On a different topic, does DDO host any physical conventions or gatherings in USA? Would be nice to go someplace in person to sit in on panels or lectures on things like "How to live longer as a poor low level wizard" or "How to really play a monk as a monk" or "How to play a druid for maximizing killing potential" and of course; share drinks with other DDO players.

[Jendon]

You can't sleep with the window open because he may cast the fly spell on you and you'll float out.

[alancarp]

The power keeps going out and he's a real Debbie Downer.

[wak0767]

True Seeing, he keeps finding where I hide the Twinkies.

[axel15810]

Really enjoy how fast the user community responds to submissions on DDO Forums. Wish DDO Forums had a better Search engine. Also wish DDO Forums had a nightly updated "Index system" to allow you to page thru past posting by subject matter for research and more enjoyable casual reading.

On a different topic, does DDO host any physical conventions or gatherings in USA? Would be nice to go someplace in person to sit in on panels or lectures on things like "How to live longer as a poor low level wizard" or "How to really play a monk as a monk" or "How to play a druid for maximizing killing potential" and of course; share drinks with other DDO players.

There's DDO meetups every once in a while at the various larger conventions near Boston, though I don't know how often and I don't believe there's any DDO focused activities other than hanging out with other DDO players. But I've never been to one so I don't know for sure. There was just a meetup of some kind at PAX, check out this thread: https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/474693-PAX-EAST-2016-Meetup-thread

[laesgirith]

Couldn't do anything with all the BOOMs he lets off...

[DrowsworD]

Fly - at the most inopportune times.

[Crankymonky]

Having the Truthful One as your roommate.

[Livmo]

Pillow farts.

[mkmcgw17]

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He bums me out with all his downer comments he's like Debby Downer on SNL.

[hodforum]

I don't know

[krzyysiek098]

He eats everything what I put into the fridge.

[CalculusKid]

What's the worst thing about having the Stormreaver as a roommate?
Living in Gianthold.


Alternatively, if referencing Reaver's Reach we can answer the question rather simply.


What's the worst thing about having the Stormreaver as a roommate?
The Commute

[Brandwynn]

After the first few time of having flying placed on you. It just gets old. Especially when you hit the ground after falling three stories...

[Pieter-Bas]

You'd think those air elemental buddies of his would be good at vacuuming... Nope. And you'd think being able to control electricity would help with the power-bill... Nope. All electrical appliances keep shorting out! Everything is statically charged! His air-buddies keep messing up the place! There's green hair clogging up the drains! And all he does is moan and being a giant depressed narcissist pain in the ...! Anyone have a spare room? Anyone???

[Micki]

His choices in interior design.

[UurlockYgmeov]

giant toe jam.

[gilstar9]

When he farts you have to make a reflex save to dodge the lightning bolts!

[Entil]

What's the worst thing about having the Stormreaver as a roommate?

The friends he keeps are less than polite. They are always trying to kill you.

[Nothingtoseehere]

He leaves his dirty socks on the floor.

[Dulcimerist]

The snoring!

[Cordovan]

The doomsday device in the living room is a real downer.

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[Apollos713]

Congratulations, you are this week's winner! PM incoming with a code.

Thank you very much!

[Sebastrd]

Gnew gnomenclature gnecessitates gnaming gnomes "Gnorm".