Post-Mortem

[CaptainPurge]

It is time to start holding people accountable. Somebody knows something and it is time that person comes forward in whatever form you feel comfortable doing so. Game Over.

There exists a human out there that can provide inside info in some way. In return, gifts of unimaginable powers.

Edit: Good job derailing, kids.

[Dandonk]

I know just where to find the answers, and I know just how to lie?

[mudfud]

It is time to start holding people accountable. Somebody knows something and it is time that person comes forward in whatever form you feel comfortable doing so. Game Over.

I know. And I take all responsibility. I used the scroll on Sarlona to cause all of Sarlona's lag. I even logged into every server daily and used a scroll on each server and caused the lag there. I'm not sorry though that I did it.
Since we are giving confessions. Few months ago when riposte was bugged and using them also caused lag, I was still using them daily, and logging into each server daily and using them on all servers also. Shame on me, for I am bad.

[CaptainPurge]

I know just where to find the answers, and I know just how to lie?

Nice death serenade!

[Dandonk]

Nice death serenade!

Thank you, thank you.

Though I'm not sure I really should have let on that I actually remember some of those lyrics :p

[Enoach]

The thing is a Post-Mortem doesn't happen until the project is completed and all the issues resolved (or at least resolved enough for the project to be considered complete)

The best way to solve the issue right now is to not look for "WHO" to blame but to actually look to how to solve the issue. I would rather Turbine spend their energy and time resolving the problem and not on a Witch Hunt and CYA activities.

[Baron]

No...I am Lag.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8h_v_our_Q

[CaptainPurge]

The thing is a Post-Mortem doesn't happen until the project is completed and all the issues resolved (or at least resolved enough for the project to be considered complete)

The best way to solve the issue right now is to not look for "WHO" to blame but to actually look to how to solve the issue. I would rather Turbine spend their energy and time resolving the problem and not on a Witch Hunt and CYA activities.

My point is we are moving past that point quickly.

[Enoach]

And my point is, I don't believe they are. LAG is still present and they still have many options at their disposal to fix/resolve the issue.

[Runerock]

"I know nothing! I see nothing"-Sgt. Shultz

[Taimasan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmgEoh_r_XM

[Knobull]

video

Not very relevant, and just plain bad...

While posting irrelevant music videos, how about some that are good?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKgZ9b4SBI8

[Knobull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AOkJctgGGU

[Knobull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCSM3-mdSdA

But anyway, from what I can see here, DDO is done. Stick a fork in it.

[Taimasan]

Not very relevant, and just plain bad...

While posting irrelevant music videos, how about some that are good?

/snip

I love you brother.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlFFMvSXlDg

[Knobull]

I love you brother.
/video

****. thanks for posting that. I had not seen it. /me dons tinfoil hat... I think I see now why he was killed. Funny how he mentions Trump.

Have you seen Machete (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machete_%28film%29)?

[Holleyz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiEqWYawpeU

[jakeelala]

it seems like everyone in this thread so far is on crack.

I'll just be the first to suggest we blame Warlocks, and Tree Builds.

[Hobgoblin]

it seems like everyone in this thread so far is on crack.

I'll just be the first to suggest we blame Warlocks, and Tree Builds.

no its thrower builds cause of collision effects. got a be!

i think the developer killed the game with a lead pipe in the conservatorium.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1FFVWEQnSM

[FeartheBow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiEqWYawpeU

It's been years since anything has spooked me but this takes the cake. ^^^^This is some creepy stuff.

[FeartheBow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiEqWYawpeU

So yeah its like a bad train wreck where you can't look away and you have to rewatch it again because of the Horror. +1 to you girl because this song actually fits the thread title but daaaaamn you gotta be one scary chick in real life.

[Enoach]

I listen to someone rant about pets causing lag. At first I thought they were blaming druids, artificers and PM Wizards :)

Turns out they are blaming all the cosmetics. But it would be fun to blame classes

[Flavilandile]

I listen to someone rant about pets causing lag.

That one has been around for ages... almost since the pets were put in game.

The only lag they can generate is graphic card lag as they have absolutely no interaction with the world, except for the ground they stand on.
But that specific rumor is like a wraith, it just keps coming back.

[Memnir]

I blame Airships!!!*
All those separate instances running around, with all those phase in/phase out buff rooms! All that processing needed to populate them at whim! My proof is that I never lagged before airships and now I lag! Lag is made of airship!!!




*I don't really blame airships.

[Duana]

I blame Airships!!!*
All those separate instances running around, with all those phase in/phase out buff rooms! All that processing needed to populate them at whim! My proof is that I never lagged before airships and now I lag! Lag is made of airship!!![/I]

Have you seen this man?! Earlier today he was connected with the wreckage of an airship in Eberron. He goes by the name Memnir, though authorities suspect he has many alternate identities. 35 members of a guild were killed when the airship exploded. No one really liked the guild the airship belonged to, but the wreck caused people to stop and stare while in the marketplace, setting off a lagfest of epic proportions.

If you have any information on the whereabouts of this individual, please contact the authorities.

http://i.imgur.com/4ZgzQBT.jpg

[Kompera_Oberon]

So yeah its like a bad train wreck where you can't look away and you have to rewatch it again because of the Horror. +1 to you girl because this song actually fits the thread title but daaaaamn you gotta be one scary chick in real life.

A better song is Silent Lucidity (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhat-xUQ6dw).


Hush now don't you cry
Wipe away the teardrop from your eye
You're lying safe in bed
It was all a bad dream
Spinning in your head
Your mind tricked you to feel the pain
Of someone close to you leaving the game of life
So here it is, another chance
Wide awake you face the day
Your dream is over or has it just begun?
There's a place I like to hide
A doorway that I run to in the night
Relax child, you were there
But only didn't realize it
And you were scared
It's a place where you will learn
To face your fears, retrace the years
And ride the whims of your mind
Commanding in another world
Suddenly you hear and see
This magic new dimension
I will be watching over you
I am gonna help you see it through
I will protect you in the night
I am smiling next to you

[CaptainPurge]

This was not to be satire.

There exists a human out there that can provide inside info in some way. In return, gifts of unimaginable powers.

[Knobull]

This was not to be satire.

There exists a human out there that can provide inside info in some way. In return, gifts of unimaginable powers.


We get that, but they are not gonna tell us how they screwed up the servers (even worse than they already were). They might not even know. A certain hipster doofus was where it started to snowball.

But anyway, pets definitely cause lag:

https://i.imgur.com/kSjEEXT.jpg (https://imgur.com/search?q=cat+keyboard)

Besides, Tubine was going to build the next Candy Crush, right? ;) Who needs all that fancy server hardware and c pointers and "stuff" that real games require? We can get rich writing Appz in Swift and Rust. Our Lord and Saviour Steve Jobs told us so!

[CaptainPurge]

A certain hipster doofus was where it started to snowball.

go on

[Knobull]

go on

Um, how about no? This prompt tells me you know exactly what I mean. ;)