How Malicia's Arc Will Come And Climax

[LightBear]

Malcia played a dirty trick, instead of entering Jeet's Mind we Entered hers instead.Surely this is how this travesty will end:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuBG_osuqy8

[UurlockYgmeov]

interesting wording in the thread title.... Jeetz would certainly approve!

[Riddle_of_Steel]

I hate grammar nazi's but .... shouldn't it have read How Malicia's Arc Will Come To Climax? ???

[Alfhild]

It is also remarkable that no matter how many times we think we have killed Malicia, it turns out to be a little death.

[UurlockYgmeov]

It is also remarkable that no matter how many times we think we have killed Malicia, it turns out to be a little death.

are you saying 'la petite mort'? :eek: :rolleyes: :p

[Alfhild]

I do believe that is the French translation. :)

[PsychoBlonde]

interesting wording in the thread title.... Jeetz would certainly approve!

I had this feeling that millions of innuendos cried out and were suddenly silenced . . .

On the plus side, she says we haven't killed her on her home plane yet. So we get to visit a new plane maybe :D

Also, this is possibly the most circumspect risque thread I've ever seen.

[UurlockYgmeov]

I had this feeling that millions of innuendos cried out and were suddenly silenced . . .

On the plus side, she says we haven't killed her on her home plane yet. So we get to visit a new plane maybe :D

Also, this is possibly the most circumspect risque thread I've ever seen.

Oh how unfortunate! We should really talk about this sewer topic from the gutter!

The Force is certainly strong in her..... and just can't stop staring at....


that....


hat!

[Chauncey1]

Oh how unfortunate! We should really talk about this sewer topic from the gutter!

The Force is certainly strong in her..... and just can't stop staring at....


that....


hat!



Hat...

[Hobgoblin]

i like her leg............gins

[PermaBanned]

On the plus side, she says we haven't killed her on her home plane yet. So we get to visit a new plane maybe :DSo we get to learn about her, erm... climax... at her place? ^^

[Memnir]

http://i.imgur.com/wV8xFjP.gif

[Cantor]

I hate grammar nazi's but .... shouldn't it have read How Malicia's Arc Will Come To Climax? ???

you missed the joke.

[UurlockYgmeov]

So we get to learn about her, erm... climax... at her place? ^^

makes sneaking out after the dirty deeds done dirt cheap much easier... don't even have to go all Coyote! Leaving all the mess behind! Just skip out after you are done with a big grin on your face....

Bad Jeets!

[SilkofDrasnia]

You all will be disappointed as her climax will lag out.

[Amundir]

The quest will first begin by the druids finding a new portal to another strange plane. Well, not so much find, as being given an invitation.

Upon traversing the portal you will find yourself on a ship, a tug boat in fact, which will take you to your destination.

Once at shore, you will depart the ship and be surprised by the amount of sea men present along the way. Your not the first person to travel the route it seems.

Confused by your first expedition you'll have to roam around the hills and valleys, meeting people, performing lots of lip service to find the important parts of the quest.

Then finally when you arrive at your destination to face off with Malicia, she'll berate you during the battle with condescending remarks about how "your almost there" and "just a little more", obviously making fun of how pathetic she thinks you are.

Should you die, she gleefully cries "finished already?".

Should you win, she admits defeat is a cry of agony before, due to the fight, part of her clothing snaps and reveals she's been wearing a garter belt this whole time. Shortly after you free a few dwarves who appear out of no where, apparently slaves of Malicia, and it becomes your duty to look after them until they are able to take care of themselves once more.

All in all, you enjoy the experience, but in retrospect, you think you might should have waited a bit longer until you got a stronger protection item for the fight.

[Hafeal]

*snip*

ah, so g o o d ... so so g o o d ...


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Amundir again.

[Eryhn]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/fb7af4d34bbaddc4d6e2dfb2d3f821d7/tumblr_mmdjgaggkl1rvkw6no1_500.gif

that being said ...

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0NwvNNqyHgvF8mYM/giphy.gif

:P

[Amundir]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/fb7af4d34bbaddc4d6e2dfb2d3f821d7/tumblr_mmdjgaggkl1rvkw6no1_500.gif

that being said ...

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0NwvNNqyHgvF8mYM/giphy.gif

:P

You kidding? I knocked that one out in under a minute. When left to my own, I get things done fast!

[LightBear]

The quest will first begin by the druids finding a new portal to another strange plane. Well, not so much find, as being given an invitation.

Upon traversing the portal you will find yourself on a ship, a tug boat in fact, which will take you to your destination.

Once at shore, you will depart the ship and be surprised by the amount of sea men present along the way. Your not the first person to travel the route it seems.

Confused by your first expedition you'll have to roam around the hills and valleys, meeting people, performing lots of lip service to find the important parts of the quest.

Then finally when you arrive at your destination to face off with Malicia, she'll berate you during the battle with condescending remarks about how "your almost there" and "just a little more", obviously making fun of how pathetic she thinks you are.

Should you die, she gleefully cries "finished already?".

Should you win, she admits defeat is a cry of agony before, due to the fight, part of her clothing snaps and reveals she's been wearing a garter belt this whole time. Shortly after you free a few dwarves who appear out of no where, apparently slaves of Malicia, and it becomes your duty to look after them until they are able to take care of themselves once more.

All in all, you enjoy the experience, but in retrospect, you think you might should have waited a bit longer until you got a stronger protection item for the fight.

Let's spice things up a little more...

The reason you're send down that portal is that Archon's have gone missing again.

Later on when meeting Malicia you find her in a big bed of pillows.
During the first round she animates the pillows to fight for her, feathers all around.
The more pillows come up into the air it becomes clear what the stuffing of the pillows is, archon feathers as the clipped wings is what's used to support that big mattress.
Second round you have to fight of two legendary Oozes, Malicia, clearly enjoying herself, mentions something about why we're so rough with her big puppies.
Third round, Malicia has become ecstatic and no longer is afraid to show it off; What A Surprise! Where she stands a Legendary Purple Earth Worm erects itself out of the ground together with two legendary mimics.
- Malica mentions something that we're after her family jewels and lawful party members are stunned at sight for 5 secs.
- The more we stroke these mobs the more they spit out that sticky goo-hickey, as the final Blow is delivered the entire room is covered in one big burst of confetti, the earth worm slams to the ground and the mimics lay on their side. They no longer show any sign of life.
You feel tired but done and satisfied then a soft voice starts to whisper in your ear thanking you for setting her free. You where so caught up in the heat that you lost track of Malicia, did you kill her this time or do you have meet her in private once more?
You take what you can from her hidden stash and rush out through another portal; once on the other side you look over your shoulder and see you've just stepped out of a closet.

[sithhound]

Let's spice things up a little more...
- Malica mentions something that we're after her family jewels and lawful party members are stunned at sight for 5 secs.


Wait a sec, Malica has 'family jewels'?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/sad face

[UurlockYgmeov]

something seriously 'Wrong' with this thread...


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[FAQ]

something seriously 'Wrong' with this thread...


Hahaha, DDO abstinence is really setting in for some people...

[CaptainPurge]

They're still using Auto-Tune, to a lesser effect.
fail

[LightBear]

Wait a sec, Malica has 'family jewels'?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/sad face

Now make a mental picture of a purple earthworm swaffling all around with two mimics at it's base...