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Cordovan
03-01-2016, 06:45 PM
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Memnir
03-01-2016, 06:46 PM
What's a Gnome's favorite song?Sweet Gnome Alabama

cdbd3rd
03-01-2016, 06:46 PM
Come on 01! :)

(edit: ...erm, 02, then. How the heck?!? /bows to Mem's superior ninja skillz.)



Fave Gnome song:


https://youtu.be/zrU6wEDzuFc?t=97

Grinn
03-01-2016, 07:08 PM
Short People (https://youtu.be/1NvgLkuEtkA)

The_Human_Cypher
03-01-2016, 07:12 PM
The Gnome by Pink Floyd


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em4Yl8qIm9Q

Fnordian
03-01-2016, 07:14 PM
Gnome on the Range

lronEnema
03-01-2016, 07:18 PM
Wherever I lay my hat (that's my gnome)

FAQ
03-01-2016, 07:33 PM
Short people by Randy Newman


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA

Beat to the punch... :(

DeCourcy
03-01-2016, 07:41 PM
Nobody Gnomes the Tribbles I've Seen.

UurlockYgmeov
03-01-2016, 07:45 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N_tupPBtWQ

rfachini
03-01-2016, 08:27 PM
Gnomebody knows... the trouble I've seen.... Gnomebody knows... but kobolds....

Phoenix-daBard
03-01-2016, 08:28 PM
Almost Gnome

Semotilus
03-01-2016, 08:45 PM
Use your illusion. :)

Runerock
03-01-2016, 09:17 PM
Black Magic Woman-Santana

peng
03-01-2016, 09:21 PM
gnome or mr nice guy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN6ngThqMEs)

ComicRelief
03-01-2016, 09:27 PM
Contrary to popular belief, it's "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor" by the Yardbirds (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBJbjDCHJTQ).
;)

Marupal
03-01-2016, 09:33 PM
My deep gnome has taken a liking to Superbeast (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Pnoue4UU1M).

Starla70
03-01-2016, 09:53 PM
Gnomeo loves Juliette

LrdSlvrhnd
03-01-2016, 10:05 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em4Yl8qIm9Q

Theolin
03-01-2016, 10:35 PM
What's a Gnome's favorite song? ... gnome gnome on the range where teh trolls and da kobolds play

Dark_Helmet
03-01-2016, 10:58 PM
Easy,
the Laughing Gnome by David Bowie (RIP):
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/95/Bowiegnome.jpg

beta1
03-01-2016, 11:20 PM
Gnome's favorite song, Country Gnome of course.

Nothingtoseehere
03-01-2016, 11:54 PM
Twinkle Twinkle little star

Jango-EX
03-01-2016, 11:59 PM
The Imperial March. They love Star Wars.

Croccifixio
03-02-2016, 12:03 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFaCVUKsRtw

"I didn't gnow, she couldn't grow, shorty was a gnome gnome gnome gnome..."

Vulkoorex
03-02-2016, 01:09 AM
Paint it Black.

DamonHellstorm
03-02-2016, 01:54 AM
I do know that before they hit Eberron, many featured in Magic Dance from David Bowie...

Alisonique
03-02-2016, 01:57 AM
"The green , green grass of gnome" by Tom Jones

btolson
03-02-2016, 02:04 AM
"It was an accident, but I'll do it again (and again, and again until sufficient empirical data is acquired)"




It's actually very catchy.

FuzzyDuck81
03-02-2016, 03:11 AM
As much as they like to play up the whole tech-savvy thing, give them some cider & they go all west country


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSRpLvIYWo0

Graskitch
03-02-2016, 03:43 AM
Kanye West - Gnomore Parties in Eberron

Drelak
03-02-2016, 04:22 AM
The B-52's:Good Stuff

Edwinge
03-02-2016, 06:12 AM
How can they have a favorite when they are so fickle?

Nonesuch2008
03-02-2016, 06:31 AM
Lonely gnomes can often be heard crooning Three Dog Night's 'One' (is the Gnomeliest Number)

Aelonwy
03-02-2016, 07:06 AM
Gnome's favorite song would be Popcorn by Gershon Kingsley or any later mix of that song.

Saekee
03-02-2016, 07:48 AM
Push it, by Salt-n-Pepa.

(Some us here in DDO actually can club dance really well.)

Supertoke
03-02-2016, 08:18 AM
after a bit of research, it appears to be Elliot and Fergusons' theme from "Barney Miller"... who would have guessed?

Kulothar
03-02-2016, 08:47 AM
Working in a coal mine...

"Workin' in the coal mine
Goin' on down, down
Workin' in a coal mine
Oops, about to slip down
Workin' in a coal mine
Goin' on down, down
Workin' in a coal mine
Oops, about to slip down

Five o'clock in the mornin'
I'm already up and gone
Lord, I'm so tired
How long can this go on?"

NemesisAlien
03-02-2016, 08:48 AM
I wonder if house C sells shavers, since long long time ago the dwarves boycott them. :D

IntrepidBear
03-02-2016, 08:49 AM
Somewhere Over the Rainbow
There's no place like Gnome

Gnome, Gnome on the Range..

minorpenthes
03-02-2016, 08:49 AM
"If you don't Gnome by now..."

Simply Red, because Gnomes love bright colours and super-saccharine songs...

gravisrs
03-02-2016, 08:59 AM
Personally I call gnomes mr Bean race

Acoustical
03-02-2016, 09:05 AM
I've got one gnome in my pocket, and the other one is playing ddo!

Faeryfire
03-02-2016, 09:08 AM
Gnome matter how small........... :D

gilstar9
03-02-2016, 09:26 AM
I want to Gnome what love is.

Entil
03-02-2016, 09:28 AM
Low Rider

Nyrvjjn
03-02-2016, 09:33 AM
Cartola sad samba for sure

Keleighe
03-02-2016, 09:38 AM
John Denver: Country Gnomes (Take me home) ;)

Einhornreiter
03-02-2016, 09:59 AM
"Whistle While You Work" :cool:

Silvamoon70
03-02-2016, 10:03 AM
I'm Coming Ghome by Ozzy

Tyrande
03-02-2016, 10:35 AM
The Gnome King and his gnomes?

Eric_the_Dead
03-02-2016, 12:08 PM
Anything by the group Planeforged Lead Zeppelin.

cdbd3rd
03-02-2016, 12:41 PM
Working in a coal mine...

"Workin' in the coal mine
Goin' on down, down
Workin' in a coal mine
Oops, about to slip down
Workin' in a coal mine
Goin' on down, down
Workin' in a coal mine
Oops, about to slip down

Five o'clock in the mornin'
I'm already up and gone
Lord, I'm so tired
How long can this go on?"

*whispers*, Devo did it betterer. ;)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms79633njIg


(Has been another fun topic for the Chronicle thread. Lot of good songs.)

Duana
03-02-2016, 12:49 PM
I've got one gnome in my pocket, and the other one is playing ddo!

And I thought you were just happy to see me.



Bon Jovi - "Who says you can't go Gnome"

Although for Ahili, I suppose "Turning Gnome" by David Nail would be more appropriate, as she TRed into one.

hodforum
03-02-2016, 02:26 PM
David el gnomo

Tolsimar
03-02-2016, 02:32 PM
Gnome Your Enemy

madmaxhunter
03-02-2016, 05:30 PM
A different Pink Floyd song: "I wanna go Gnome"

cobra71
03-02-2016, 06:34 PM
https://www.ddo.com/sites/default/files/U30headerA.jpg (https://www.ddo.com/en/news/ddo-chronicle-issue-181)


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I have not been able to get on for 3 days Urr I want my money back never had so many prob with a game

krzyysiek098
03-02-2016, 06:44 PM
"Master of Gnomes" by Metallica.

Oliphant
03-03-2016, 01:03 AM
David's Got Back

LucasMacKinnon
03-03-2016, 06:33 AM
Welcome to the family avenged sevenfold

Earthbound Misfit
03-03-2016, 01:50 PM
Gnome, Gnome, Gnome, Gnome

Gnome, Gnome, Gnome, Gnome

This famous gnome song was ripped by Monty Python https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBcY3W5WgNU and The makers of Skol lager https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meQ4fxPxICk

Qryche
03-03-2016, 03:27 PM
From the movie The Gnome Mobile. Jaunting Car


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-bu2rDSdfI


South Park: Underpants Gnomes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw6GNlS3tFQ&ebc=ANyPxKqXewlrcyRJXXu79QRkRaajAS9ZIvopwhLhRRjNdX d_dXpiy7YOnnNKwVmqrQDOHdnLnof6dERbJK6shXIUVnMGTefK GA

slayson
03-03-2016, 05:38 PM
Anything but the HI-Ho song, unless that is being sung to really annoy the loud mouth dwarf.

Dulcimerist
03-04-2016, 03:12 AM
Gnome on the Range

desertbuttons
03-04-2016, 11:57 AM
"The Gnome" by The Pink Floyd

I want to tell you a story
About a little man
If I can.
A gnome named Grimble Grumble.
And little gnomes stay in their homes.
Eating, sleeping, drinking their wine.
He wore a scarlet tunic,
A blue green hood,
It looked quite good.
He had a big adventure
Amidst the grass
Fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time.
And then one day - hooray!
Another way for gnomes to say
Hoooooooooray.
Look at the sky, look at the river
Isn't it good?
Look at the sky, look at the river
Isn't it good?
Winding, finding places to go.
And then one day - hooray!
Another way for gnomes to say
Hoooooooooray.
Hooooooooooooooray.

cdbd3rd
03-04-2016, 12:38 PM
I ... never had so many prob with a game

I think you meant, "Gnomebody Knows, the Trouble I've Seen." ?

(Start a thread in the Support or New Player section and you'll probably get help with whatever log-in issue you're having.)

GuntharUthWistan
03-04-2016, 01:10 PM
Being a huge Dragonlance fan I've always enjoyed stories that envolved the tinker gnomes of Mt. Nevermind

Nesis
03-04-2016, 02:03 PM
Take this Job and Gnome it.

RistoffDervish
03-04-2016, 03:14 PM
Gnomageddon It - Def Leppard

Kompera_Oberon
03-04-2016, 10:15 PM
What's a Gnome's favorite song?

Hot Rod Lincoln (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R7l7nDuj1o)

Hobgoblin
03-04-2016, 10:20 PM
whats a gnomes favorite song?


Gnome away!

Grandern_Marn
03-05-2016, 02:49 AM
Gnome or Drama (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em328ua_Lo8) - Mary J. Blige

Musche-Tashe
03-05-2016, 06:07 PM
A gnome's favorite song to relax to is Comfortably Gnome by Pink Floyd

Captain_Wizbang
03-05-2016, 06:19 PM
"To all the gnomes I've loved before"

Nestroy
03-06-2016, 12:51 PM
"We are the Smurfs"

Orchater
03-06-2016, 02:30 PM
Have You Ever Seen The Gnome - CCR

Pieter-Bas
03-08-2016, 06:58 AM
'Gnome or Mr. Nice Guy!' by vampire-troll Alice Cooper!

Portibraf
03-08-2016, 07:22 AM
"Oppa Gnomish style!"

Enoach
03-08-2016, 07:27 AM
We will Rock You

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=songs+about+rocks&view=detail&mid=7216C82756C6053950C57216C82756C6053950C5&FORM=VIRE

minorpenthes
03-08-2016, 10:31 AM
https://www.ddo.com/sites/default/files/U30headerA.jpg (https://www.ddo.com/en/news/ddo-chronicle-issue-181)


Thank you for reading the DDO Chronicle! Don't forget to reply below to the Chronicle Comment for your chance to win 500 Turbine Points! We'll select a random winner after Noon Eastern on Tuesday, March 8th. Good luck!

So, I guess it must be almost time for the drumroll leading up to the announcement of the BIG WINNER! My daughter and I are eagerly awaiting the announcement with fingers crossed...

minorpenthes
03-08-2016, 11:09 AM
My arms are getting tired holding up my imaginary drumsticks, waiting to commence the drumroll...

And it ain't easy typing with my nose...

minorpenthes
03-08-2016, 12:24 PM
My arms are getting tired holding up my imaginary drumsticks, waiting to commence the drumroll...

And it ain't easy typing with my nose...

Starting to get a crick in my neck from holding the drumsticks and nose typing...

Anyway, I have to head out for a friend's wake, so I am not sure what condition I will be in when I return. I hope the server re-location turns out well and that people are back in the game soon.

Cordovan
03-08-2016, 05:10 PM
"Master of Gnomes" by Metallica.

Congratulations, you are this week's winner! PM incoming with a code.

UurlockYgmeov
03-08-2016, 05:23 PM
Gratz!

krzyysiek098
03-08-2016, 05:25 PM
Yay, thank you!

Edit:
Can't log in to my account - it says "Could not open socket" :(
Can't add points...

minorpenthes
03-09-2016, 08:47 AM
Yay, thank you!

Edit:
Can't log in to my account - it says "Could not open socket" :(
Can't add points...

Congratulations, and I hope your problem has been sorted out.

krzyysiek098
03-09-2016, 04:33 PM
It has, thank you.