Issue 170 of the DDO Chronicle is now available!

[Cordovan]

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[Edwinge]

The first page is the title page and therefore has the title written on it.

[alancarp]

The infinite table of contents. It extends a bit.

[FuzzyDuck81]

Don't panic!

[UurlockYgmeov]

*madness* pure unreasoned madness!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/f640629e90c2cbf796a09aafe2799fe7/tumblr_n5n1bogzSw1tsqfrjo1_500.gif


Don't panic!

+1 thanks for the laugh!

[Frogger1234]

The author's name

[peng]

Once upon a time...

[Zeleron]

The cake is a lie.

[Ghlitch]

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[Nyata]

A Dedication of course. Where the author thanks all his mentors, his parents, grandparents, brothers and sisters, cousins, the make up crew, and all the other little people who made this book possible.

[SableShadow]

"Page 1 of infinity"

[Saekee]

Warning: Lead content. Do not lick finger to turn pages.

[Jango-EX]

"don't panic"

[Mojo_d]

once instructions on how to use the codex,then silly Arraetrikos spilled coffee on it!

[Brac]

Save vs. Destruction.

[Captain_Wizbang]

Ads for Fantasy & Sci-Fi paperback books.

[Doctorivil]

There are a lot of planes, so please take a seat before you start reading this book.
Enjoy

[krzyysiek098]

It starts with words: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Proin nibh augue, suscipit a, scelerisque sed, lacinia in, mi. Cras vel lorem. Etiam pellentesque aliquet tellus. Phasellus pharetra nulla ac diam. Quisque semper justo at risus. Donec venenatis, turpis vel hendrerit interdum, dui ligula ultricies purus, sed posuere libero dui id orci. Nam congue, pede vitae dapibus aliquet, elit magna vulputate arcu, vel tempus metus leo non est. Etiam sit amet lectus quis est congue mollis. Phasellus congue lacus eget neque. Phasellus ornare, ante vitae consectetuer consequat, purus sapien ultricies dolor, et mollis pede metus eget nisi. Praesent sodales velit quis augue. Cras suscipit, urna at aliquam rhoncus, urna quam viverra nisi, in interdum massa nibh nec erat.

[Nothingtoseehere]

Plot twist. There is no first page.

[btolson]

Like most books passed from person to person, it has been the victim of graffiti.

"kilroy was here", with a nice little drawing to go with it.

[Nesis]

it is written in invisible ink so no one knows.

[Arkai]

There can be only one :P

[Semotilus]

In case of an emergency before landing, your seat cushion is a mimic.

[rfachini]

Table of Contents? Or maybe it's ISBN number: -666

[Vooduspyce]

All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

[Ebondevil]

Genesis


1




The Creation


1
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.


2
And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.


3
And God said, Let there be light: 2 Cor. 4.6 (http://www.bartleby.com/108/47/4.html#6) and there was light.



4
And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.


5
And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.


6
And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.



7
And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.


8
And God called the firmament Heaven. 2 Pet. 3.5 (http://www.bartleby.com/108/61/3.html#5) And the evening and the morning were the second day.


9
And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.



10
And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.


11
And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.


12
And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.


13
And the evening and the morning were the third day.


14
And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:



15
and let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.


16
And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.


17
And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,


18
and to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.


19
And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.


20
And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.



21
And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.


22
And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.


23
And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.


24
And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.



25
And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.


26
And God said, Let us make man in our image, 1 Cor. 11.7 (http://www.bartleby.com/108/46/11.html#7) after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.



27
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. Mt. 19.4 (http://www.bartleby.com/108/40/19.html#4) · Mk. 10.6 (http://www.bartleby.com/108/41/10.html#6)


28
And God blessed them, Gen. 5.1 (http://www.bartleby.com/108/01/5.html#1), 2 (http://www.bartleby.com/108/01/5.html#2) and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.


29
And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.


30
And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.


31
And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.

[LittleLexi]

Reader, beware, you're in for a scare!

[The_Human_Cypher]

A gushing foreword written by Arraetrikos, delineating how the Codex made him into the Devil that he is today.

[Wulverine]

what is written on the first page of the codex of infinite planes?

tldr:

[Hakushi]

Warning: Read this at your own risk.

[Fnordian]

Dedication: This book is dedicated to an infinite number of people (and monkeys) without which this book could never have been written.

[nibel]

"Although the gods have made every effort to ensure that the information in this book was safe, they disclaim any liability to any party for any loss, damage, or disruption caused by reading this book."

[mbartol]

tldr:
Nice

[DrowsworD]

http://www.superstringtheory.com/equations/PB_Maxwell.gif
http://www.superstringtheory.com/equations/BStringModeSum.gif

[Eric_the_Dead]

In an abyss in the ground there lived a hobbit.

[Calinthus]

A spell that causes you to repeat opening the book, until your arm falls off.

[CThruTheEgo]

This book is bound to account to control duping.

[beta1]

The first page of the Codex of Infinity Planes has the exact value of e written on it. However since e like pi is itself an infinite number the type is so small nobody can read it so the page appears to be blank.

[Steppenwulf]

"If you are reading this, you are either dead or....." the rest suddenly becomes unintelligible as all you see are squiggly lines and rainbow unicorns prancing about.

[Paladin20]

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Cordovan,

The link to the DDO Players News incorrectly directs you to the forum post for Damsels of DDO just FYI!

[MasterKernel]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

[Vulkoorex]

Dear diary,

....

[Dulcimerist]

"Prepare for a very long read."

[Grandern_Marn]

'Roll for initiative'

[Micki]

In memory of the forever lost

[Dark_Helmet]

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[rehakp]

..... (reserved post for future needs)
..... (2nd reserved post for future needs)
..... (3nd reserved post for future needs)
.....

[Havilhand]

More promising than the last one.

[lronEnema]

Nobody can eat 50 eggs

[Drelak]

"How to read this Codex"-instructions.
Also guide to the chapter numbering.

[Robai]

This statement is wrong.

[LucasMacKinnon]

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away.

[cdbd3rd]

What is written on the first page of the Codex of Infinite Planes?

Being a "codex", I'm sure it's author(s) followed proper book structuring - so the first page will be a page with just the title of the book:


http://mimir.net/musee/codex.gif

Maybe with a small bit of decorative scroll work above/below the words.

:rolleyes:


(Not counting the greasy finger residue and staining from spilled drinks that every proper gaming codex must have.)

[Nyrvjjn]

the map of the planes

[Ghwyn]

Luck

[slayson]

Maybe it is an Infinity sign.

[xberto]

Not sure, as I have not read it.

[hodforum]

0110001110101010001010111

[Bradik_Losdar]

To Serve Man

[zman67]

The End (Maybe).

[ComicRelief]

Page 1.
;)

[yhelm123]

"Call me Ishmael."

[Tolsimar]

To start in Dolurrh go to page 10
To start in Fernia go to page 132
To start in Lamannia go to page 273
To start in Mabar go to page 390
To start in Risia go to page 502
To start in Shavarath go to page 666
To start in Xoriat go to page 878
...

[Kompera_Oberon]

what is written on the first page of the codex of infinite planes?

isbn: ?-?-?-?

EDIT: Apparently alt codes are not accepted. And screw up the rest of the post in some way, as 'ISBN' above was capitalized.
New try:

ISBN: ?-?-?-?

EDIT: Cut'n'paste also does not work.

Imagine, if you will, an ISBN number consisting of 4 iterations of the lemniscate separated by the typical dashes used in ISBN numbers.

[KevinMullins]

Please place a drop of your blood here ---------

[madmaxhunter]

"Hello, before starting please have your infinite bowl of popcorn and infinite cup of mead at the ready..."

[CheeseMilk]

Table of Contents:

N. n n n n n n n
N. nn n nn nn n n n
N. n n nnnn n nnn n
N. n n nn n n nn n n n
N. nn n n nn nnnnn n n n
ad infinitum

[PurpleTimb]

"This Codex is dedicated to Gary Gygax and all the members of the Saturday Night Adventures Club."

[Runerock]

T'was a dark and stormy night

[Hobgoblin]

The.

[desertbuttons]

The publishing info, ISBN, previous editions, other works, etc.

[1cebeast]

Dedication to Elminster

[Raezar]

In loving memory of Leroy Jenkins and all the tasty snacks... oops i mean adventurers whom followed him.

[fredericko]

Day 21 of the Seventh Moon of Shavarath, 1712th year of the Age of Horoth.

[NabeGewell]

'There is code for 500 turbine points written on the last page.'

[Derpy_Dragon]

Explosive Runes

[MisosOrcus]

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[Feagor]

** heavy breath **
I find your lack of options to give away TPs disturbing!

[LrdSlvrhnd]

"Sale of this book without a cover is illegal. It was reported as 'unsold and destroyed' to the publisher and neither the publisher nor the author received any money from the sale of this book."

[Duvok]

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1841415214/parental-advisory.png

[sargon007]

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If you believe in destiny, nothing is random.

[Nonesuch2008]

This book is the property of the Cumberland County Public Library.

Please return when finished.

[Nestroy]

1st Page?

The Imprint, why?

The Codex of Infinite Planes, Vol.1
Sigil Press, 4536 ALR

[Mobiusss]

And now for something completely different.

[GMTrojan]

For a guide to using this book, please see: www.ddowiki.com/codex_of_infinite_planes.html

[TheOldCodger]

"Property of Yagrax"

[Tyrande]

What is written on the first page of the Codex of Infinite Planes?


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To infinity and beyond: there exists a certain city of portals to planes in an infinite parallel universe such that it approaches a certain number, but never actually reaches it. :)

Eberron and Forgotten Realms are but just two universes. Explore more, MOAR!

The Theory of Parallel Universes by your favorite Piker Wizard: Eneerg d'nairn

In a small footnote that only appears when in contact with water: for those interested in learning the school of spells to becoming a master planes caller, please contact Elminster. His prices are reasonable. :) Master of the all-seeing squirrel.

[Nuclear_Elvis]

Codex? Sounds like something prescribed at the pharmacy, or might be a special hygiene product.

[bov]

This opens up a whole realm of possibilities. And maybe now I can get home.

[Sargeron]

a really long table of contents

[TheGameDemon]

It's blank

[PuppiesAndRainbows]

To avoid muscle strain or back injury, use lifting aids and proper lifting techniques when removing or replacing.

[kmoustakas]

Is the new issue late? Kobolds on strike again?

[Cordovan]

The.

Congratulations, you are this week's winner! PM incoming with a code.

[cdbd3rd]

The.


Congratulations, you are this week's winner! PM incoming with a code.

Gah! I was SO absolutely gonna reply to that post saying that it was the shoe-in winner, but resisted clogging the thread.

Best answer of the thread winned the goodies. https://www.ddo.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.png